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06-27-2008, 09:20 PM
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Totgeburt In Röhrenjeans
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 11,619
 
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Women sells herself and home on ebay.
Found this on the homepage of optimum online.
http://www.optimum.net/News/AP/Article?articleId=432604 After a year of trying to sell her four-bedroom home and eight years of singledom, Deven Trabosh is offering her South Florida home and a shot at marrying her on the Internet. "I figured let's combine the ad because I'm looking for love and I'm looking to sell the house," said Trabosh, a Barbie-esque blonde who teeters around the nearly 2,000 square-foot house in patent leather heels. "Marry a Princess Lost in America," Trabosh wrote in the ads she posted on eBay and Craigslist last week. She describes a life of romance and travel and a home decorated with vaulted ceilings, upgraded tile and a soaking tub in a gated community with a pool and tennis courts. Trabosh, a licensed real estate agent who hasn't practiced in years, knew she would struggle to sell the home in the troubled real estate market, but insists her fairytale ad isn't just a sales gimmick. "I'm struggling...I don't want to lose my house and I want to find somebody," said Trabosh, who changed her name in the ad to Traboscia to keep people from finding her in the phone book. "So I came up with this dream plan because I've always dreamt about being a fairytale princess." Here's the craiglist listing haha. http://florence.en.craigslist.it/vac/725787925.html |
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06-27-2008, 09:21 PM
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Redeemed
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Uptown Manhattan
Posts: 5,777
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This is a smart idea.
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06-27-2008, 09:22 PM
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Totgeburt In Röhrenjeans
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 11,619
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What if you don't want all the extra baggage? (kids) haha.
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06-27-2008, 09:23 PM
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Sad Little Virgin
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 8,311
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Fucking God damn! What an ugly, stupid bitch.
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06-27-2008, 09:59 PM
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Katsubou mang...
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Curitiba, Brasil
Posts: 2,287
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Thats like an extremely expensive hooker with a tremendous upfront cost, a vitalicious service cost and an exclusivity clause. Not even throwing in a house makes that a deal.
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06-27-2008, 10:20 PM
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daughter
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Madison, WI
Posts: 14,258
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Shit, I should auction myself off. I'm at least a good housekeep.
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06-27-2008, 10:31 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 16,620
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Sweeeeet! Cable ready!!
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06-27-2008, 11:25 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 11,667
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so the person that buys her gets her bank account right?
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06-27-2008, 11:27 PM
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uhhh
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Latrobe, PA
Posts: 8,319
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what the fuck is a powder room? i'm hoping that it's not what i'm thinking it is...
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06-28-2008, 12:11 AM
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Forever Gold
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Lancaster, PA
Posts: 12,449
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