Your Significant Other Pictures v. Blackcat is Jealous

you're really cute bebe

lol pm u gay?

lol briang u jelous bro

like I ever read this thread.

no i have a gf too

fuck

It's called being a model. You generally don't have a lot of say in what the designer of the clothes and the photographer want you to do In a piece of sheer Perth-ism, I graduated last year at the exhibition show next to Otilee and totally did not pick up on the fact that Loren modelled for her. Small city.

she's super cute cat!

lol, that's what i was thinking.

agreed.

ps. i like the guy in the background.

mmboi

oh?

did lol

haha that's one of my main niggas. he posts here sometimes
http://www.fiveeightforums.com/member.php?u=3415

he is not black

why do you call him a nigger

At a wedding 4 months ago

I love the fact that everyone agreed, photographer and family, that this picture was the best in the set.

The way you're holding her looks very awkward. Are you related?

Actually scratch that, it looks like you just thrusted her and she's looking away because she's laughing so hard

Wut? That pic is perfectly fine.

Where do you grab your women when you dance? At her balls?

I grab her at her balls. right at them where they are.

yes.

you idiot.

Why do I have to explain a joke about questionable gender to YOU?

Why do you have to have such an unrelentingly appalling grasp of the English language? Go post on a German forum.

You're supposed to grab women at their balls. If they wouldn't want to dance I'm pretty sure they'd arrange an ordinary party and not a ball.

Glad to hear you've learned from your mistakes, Cat. o/ I'm in a similar situation too. Jaded as all Hell, and just enjoying the opposite gender for what it is and enjoying making new friends.

nicely done, Ninja

mindfuck

women have balls too:

that is a great shoop

It's not a shoop.

it's a shoop

It's NOT a shoop.

okay.

it's a shoop.

Cat knows from having seen quite a few shoops in his time

Cat doesn't know the Internet too well.

what is that supposed to mean? are you trying to make fun of me for falling for a joke i didn't fall for?

It means that the picture of that woman with those hooters is no shoop.

and that means you're an idiot.

ok

look, if you want to prove me wrong, go ahead. I will be like "well fuck, she must be dead/have broken legs from those things" if it's real.

but it's not, or you would have gotten all high and mighty and provided a sweet link or something and been like HAHA I WIN YOU SCENEFAG HAHA HOW DOES THAT FEEL and gotten a chubby and i would have not cared and eaten the sweet pizza my mum is making

it smells good

I'm not sure we're allowed to post links like that here but just to be sure

www.mastasia.com

And now go and eat some dick.

oh cool, so this is like the female equivalent of 12" cocks?

definitely real

lol no one said they were real but they are no SHOOPS.

I could call you an idiot now just like you did before but I decide not to because for some inexplicable reason I like you.

are cat and saber dating yet

i didn't say they were in that post, and did say i would stand corrected. which i do. are you happy? do you feel good about yourself?

because i am full and content

Couldn't be happier right now.

But that's not because of this thread.

fuck you i don't get that till tomorrow night

hate

MEOW!

I'm dumber for reading that whole exchange.