Your Significant Other Pictures v. Blackcat is Jealous

Why would you want to go months without seeing the person you love? And if you want to do that, why are you moving in with him?

Are you retarded? I was saying that I didn't do it because it was "cool". Go troll and "creep" somewhere else, ok?

But you said the compelte opposuite in your other post. and why are you being mean to me?

Your sarcasm detector is off and I'm not being mean, I just don't like being trolled.

DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

i'm trying so hard to find the right words

Go masturbate in a corner you whimsical beast.

God this post is hilarious and Elii missed the sarcasm just as usual

i feel like this thread is about to take off

PM and Kathotar are winning the hot girlfriend stakes.

i wsh my girlfriend lived with me


actually i dont she doesnt always brush her teeth at night. this actually bugs me and i have asked her about it befor but then she just asks why i am asking and etc and then it makes me uncomfortable that i asked.

nop

there are none

Man, Jonas is moving to Jersey when I move to Colorado. LAME!

But awww

I don't always brush mine at night either. My boyfriend lives with it.

BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH, FFS.

Nights and mornings, you guys. D: Or at least before you leave for work / school. I can't stand people with bad breath.

I brush my teeth like 5-6 times a day.

I always brush/floss/listerine in the morning... but sometimes at night I'm just so damn tired the idea of standing in front of the bathroom mirror for three minutes just seems crazy. So sometimes I will just use listerine. SUE ME.

I'd be worried about my enamel if I did that, but I also drink a good amount of coke. ._. I fail at using mouthwash, still practicing on not swallowing. (yes.)

LOL Jackie I did that last night 'cause I was really tired and hadn't eaten much since I left my home XD

This pretty much.

Well, it depends on how often I eat.

ya. like if im out all day i wont, but if im home and i eat...or im gonna leave again... i always brush my teeth before i go out in public. + in morning and at night.

Okay, you people are crazy. There is no reason to brush that often unless you have serious breath problems :P

SEE?!?

Orthodontist's orders. Brush and floss after every time I eat or drink something other than water.

Every time I'm in bed with a girl I get really horny at 4am for some reason.
Unfortunately due to morning breath from death I don't kiss her or do any foreplay, I just lunge straight into her skunk.

less tooth and skunk talk, more pics pls

Special occasion.
But I liked the outfit so much I'm trying to get her to wear it normally

Tell me about it.
Luckily I have a small penis, so it doesn't hurt her.

I almost always brush before leaving in the morning and before going to bed. On weekends, though, I get a little lazy with the morning part. Usually I laze around in bed for a while, and then I pretty much go straight to the computer, maybe in an hour I get something to eat... the brushing part gets lost.

the part that upsets me the most is she almost never has morning breath, while i have horrendous morning breath, like i do now. today was no exception

Well if anything it's totally fair to excuse yourself to brush your teeth before you get morning funky.

Yeah, this shit made me LOL. Tech 1, Elii 0.

It was late.

You might be pregnant??!

Really? Wow... do you gave braces or something? Even when I did they didn't tell me to do that...

Invisalign. You have to brush and all that before putting trays back on otherwise it increases the chances of cavities and other problems.

Oh yeahh, because then all the crap sits in there all day while you're wearing them. Lame! At least they're cooler than regular braces... although I must say there was something fun about breaking them on popcorn at the movies...

Awesome man, she's gorgeous.

i got wet.

Praemorior: she is unbelievably pretty. i'm in love with her eyes and hair.

QFT.

I didn't, but I would have if I could have. That chick is bangin.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
either a. she has no body below her ribcage, b. her waist is a tailor's desk or c. my eyes are pulling a fast one on me

d. she is leaning on the desk.

a.

prae is not a legs man whatsoever

The no leg thing played a trick on my eyes, too!