Words you can't say outloud without sounding like a jackass

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  1. Portis_26 Tom runs for fun!

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    indubitably
    hella
  2. raging bill Junior Member

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    British people can't say 'motherfucker' without sounding stupid. Especially if they're posh.
  3. BlobVanDam Junior Member

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    I've never heard anyone sound bad using this word. YOu must be doing it wrong.
  4. Zorbo what

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    Unfathomable
    Incomprehensible.

    Two words I should say a lot, with the tripe that comes out of peoples' mouths.
  5. the Catfishman .

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    have you seen hot fuzz ? :P
  6. Portis_26 Tom runs for fun!

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    If I ever heard someone say "indubitably" whilst serious, I would just leave the conversation right there.
  7. Molon_UK Moderators suck

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    We can here.

    American's can't say the following words without sounding like a retard.

    Pub
    Twat
    Cunt
    Arse
    Bollocks
    Wanker
  8. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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  9. BlobVanDam Junior Member

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    I can honestly say I've never heard anyone use that word seriously. That might explain why it's never sounded stupid to me.
  10. Zorbo what

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    Fuck, I was just about to post this.

    You're a doctor, deal with it.
    Yeah, motherfucker.
  11. Zorbo what

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    Shit yeah. Bollocks and wanker sound best when coming out of someone from Scotland, the North, inner city London, or the West Country.
  12. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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    Huh? You fucking cunt.
  13. qFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFE Junior Member

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  14. Portis_26 Tom runs for fun!

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    Yeah, I call chicks cunts all the time and it works fine for me
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  16. Portis_26 Tom runs for fun!

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    Oh yeah.. damn
  17. one.man.banned Something Funny

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  19. Zorbo what

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    Absolutely.

    Also, English/Australian people can't say "ass" the way Americans say it. We can only say "arse".
  20. BlobVanDam Junior Member

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    Poms sound like fucking idiots saying any of these words. o does anyone else, although many of those are not used outside of England.
  21. the Catfishman .

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    yeah...motherfucker.
  22. MattMoses Junior Member

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    Dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane
  23. Peter Griffin Junior Member

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    +1
  24. Chri5peed Junior Member

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    I love that insult. Lol, calling someone a donkey.
  25. either Jez or Captain Spanky Attention Whore

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    Booyakasha is an obvious one.
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    I generally have a hard time saying "hee-hawww" out loud without sounding like a jackass.
  27. Kronos CRUCIFYYYYYYYYYYYY

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    Any swear words out loud make you sound like a jackass, yet I still say them daily.
    I think they're hilarious!
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    Epitome.
    Scone (Instead of Scon).
    Cuntwipe.
  29. Sanchez Djentleman

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    true in the south of england, not so much in the north
  30. mits5k Junior's Member

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    We don't use arse, bollocks, or wanker. And the ways we use twat and cunt are much different than how you do (it's more vitrolic here), pub I just don't know about. The only time it ever really gets used is when designating that the bar you're going to is an Irish pub, in which case you snaggle-toothed faggots can just go to hell. :D
  31. bout to crash Ehhhhhhh

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    daughter... wtf kind of word is that?
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  33. Symphony Customized Member

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    As a Newfoundlander, I'm proud that I can pretty much say anything you said there, plus motherfucker! :D
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    Hella not true.
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