Why are women so bad at perceiving anything?

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  1. Rathma Moon President

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    Examples:

    - My brothers girlfriend can't tell the difference between standard definition and high definition on a 50" TV.
    - This girl I know had her surround sound speakers set to 2 channel and I changed them but she didn't notice any difference.
    - I was listening to Alice in Chains and my mom was asking me if they still play and I said "yeah but they changed their vocalist", the next track was Depeche Mode and she asked "is this their new singer?" and I had to explain to her it wasn't the same band, or even the same genre of music.

    Fuck, I want to punch a horse just thinking about it.
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  2. Klem 5/8 Supporter

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    Are you sexist?
  3. milky going to invert...

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    You probably used to listen to Dream Theater around her, so that prog metal bullshit has permanently impaired her sense of genres
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    Lol, yup. I've yet to meet a girl who can tell the difference/ even cares.



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  5. Technetium a 12-year-old girl showing her tits on stickam

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  6. Asteroid steve.jpg

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    this is understandable, since prog is basically every good genre rolled into one :hat
  7. milky going to invert...

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  8. shapeup Junior Member

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    Women: Can't live with em, and they have difficulty peeing standing up.
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  9. Francis I the singer from Ghost

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    OP pretty much applies to me. I don't notice different definitions or that some bands actually have more than one singer. And I can't hear any difference between 128kbps and FLAC. Despite this I am not a girl, so you can suck my d*ck
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    If you can't handle The Neat at his worst, you certainly don't deserve him at his best!
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  11. Scary Ed Don't tempt me Frodo

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    I've got a buzz on and this thread is making me laugh far more than it should.
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  15. Andres not fucking around

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    I wouldn't expect 14 year old Japanese girls to be so perceptive.
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  16. ProgFreak Junior Member

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    I remember having to tell my mom that penguins were birds. She had a hard time believing me, but it evenutally made sense to her. Also animal-related, but perhaps more due to ignorance and bad personality rather than bad perception, I once told some woman that killer whales were part of the dolphin family, to which she just laughed mockingly. To this day I've wanted to punch her face in. I tend to carry a grudge (a female "quality", I know..) Now these may have been isolated cases of stupidity, but I've never experienced that kind of weirdness from men.

    Also, my girlfriend claims to be an Opeth fan, but whenever I put on some song she hasn't listened to a lot, she doesn't recognize them.
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  17. Kurwa Member

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    My voice is lossless quality but women can't tell the difference between me and that asshole kevin who only speaks in 128 cbr
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  18. Harun idgaf

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    thread is now misogynist joke thread, i'll start

    why are women's feet smaller than men's? so they can stand closer to the sink.

    why don't women wear watches? because there is a clock on the stove.

    why do women wear make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they stink.
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  19. moonmang Pinpoint deep out throw on the run.

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    The HDTV thing really is an epidemic.

    >walk into room after woman has been watching TV on an HDTV
    >TV is tuned to pig disgusting SD channel every time
  20. Rathma Moon President

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    Oh fuck almost forgot.

    My brothers girlfriend saw the IMAX showing of Dark Knight and she couldn't figure out what shots were in IMAX and which were original.

    Come. ON. Fuck this shit.
  21. perpetual change In the parking lot just sitting in his car

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    Cause all the ones you talk to are 14?
  22. Something Wicked Loverboy

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    insert joke about the inferiority of women here
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    maybe you're into music so much, you forget that you're a fagot. I bet you're one of those women who don't know in a CG movie when the characters are mo-cap or hand animated.

    Jesus fuck i wanna punch people who aren't into what i give a fuck about everyday. :psy
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  25. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    fuck

    it's like a little poem
  26. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    in before "haha you're such a woman, you can't tell the difference between a poem and jokes"
  27. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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  28. Francis I the singer from Ghost

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  29. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    liked for use of "pastiche" and also for being in IRC often
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  30. The Lizard Ooga booga

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    Last night I got mad that I set one of my shows on TV to DVR an SD channel so I got pissed and deleted the recordings and reset to the HD channel. I just watched the ones I missed on On Demand HD. The wife was completely mind boggled at what I was doing.
  31. danni May contain traces of nuts

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    They do tend to have an uncanny sense of smell though. The ham was only three months old. Sheesh, get over it already.
  32. Rathma Moon President

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    I gave 2 visual examples you faggot, and I've used Maya for 2 years so I probably can tell animation differences.
  33. Tepes Guest

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    Probably not but it's irrelevant because you didn't get my point.
    You can pass through life blaming others or change your fucking circles where you find only retarded girls, and start surrounding yourself with people that share your god damn interests.
    Tesla would probably be considered an ignoramus in some circles when talking about art, music or other shit. So stop being so fucking judgmental and stop blaming others for not rising to YOUR fucking high expectations.
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    ^Both of these posters have girlfriends that post in this forum.


    Just a general FYI
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  35. Tepes Guest

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    why bring pouf and you into this?
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  36. Deimos Started a mosh pit at a Larry Graham gig

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    ITT faggots who care too much about HD
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  37. rach Junior Member

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    Maybe you guys should all turn gay? oh wait
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  38. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    I wish I couldn't tell the difference between SD and HD. That would be fucking awesome
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  39. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    Imagine if I could just download SD rips of tv shows instead of 1080p. all the time I'd save

    fuck my enhanced perception :bradar
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  40. Infernal_Goose Junior Member

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    Not wanting to contribute to the overall misogyny ITT/ITF, but the girl I'm sort-of-seeing didn't know that birds don't have teeth, and that birds aren't mammals.

    She's at Cambridge University.
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  41. Disappear idot

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    We get it, you're a teenager.
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  42. Kahless doesn't get 5/8

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    My mother-in-law likes to tell a story about a woman she went to college with, who was a 4.0 biology major. She tried to change the oil on her car...by pouring the oil into the tank through the dipstick holder.
  43. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    women have perfected existence
  44. Tepes Guest

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  45. Disappear idot

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    Great, now I shall have nightmares.
  46. Tepes Guest

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    they are dinosaurs, what did you expect.
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  48. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    i fucking love women, they are the best
  49. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    in a metaphysical sense, not erotic
  50. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    like the way one would love a ham sandwich