Wheat Thins or Triscuits?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Taco Tuesday, Apr 2, 2012.

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Wheat Thins 24 vote(s) 60.0%
Triscuits 8 vote(s) 20.0%
Asteroid Comedy Option 8 vote(s) 20.0%
  1. Taco Tuesday Help Me Come Alive

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    Decide correctly.
  2. moonmang Pinpoint deep out throw on the run.

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    Wheat Thins.
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  3. Something Wicked Loverboy

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  4. 椎名林檎 The Hindenburg of walkin' into a room

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    whichever one has the commercial with more women giggling and smiling while eating them
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  5. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    triscuits and mayo
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  6. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    groce
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  8. Taco Tuesday Help Me Come Alive

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    Jesus christ
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  9. Brooks jumpingduck.jpg

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    This is difficult. If we're talking original flavor, Wheat Thins. If we can choose whatever flavor we want from either, Cracked Pepper and Olive Oil Triscuits.
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  10. BradleyJ Who can make the sunrise sprinkle with the dew?

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  11. Destructo Spin Junior Member

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    Wheat Thins yo.
  12. King Medicine fuck you

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    Who the fuck ever thinks about this shit?
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  13. 2005 mofo Moderator?

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    anyone who buys their own groceries
  14. DT89 Case of the Mondays

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    Triscuits because fuck Family Guy.
  15. alliaphagist Member

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    wheat thins taste better, but surprisingly aren't that good for you. Triscuits need something, like a flavoring or spread.
  16. black_floyd Member

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    HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHweat thinz. Triscuits remind me a little too much of eating shaved-off pubes that have been hairsprayed together.
  17. Bebot Solo Tom Hanks White

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    rip peanut
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  18. nomemf doesn't own any clothes

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    holy shit I'm so glad I'm not the only one that thought of this as a dichotomy
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  19. nomemf doesn't own any clothes

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    triscuits by far, wheat thins are really frustratingly not all that filling
  20. King Medicine fuck you

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    Why would anyone buy either of these terrible snacks?
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  21. Praemorior tautological redundancy

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    why is this even a poll.

    Triscuits are like the best snack that exists in this world.
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    I'll have to go with Asteroid Comedy Option :lol
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  23. joeshabadoo He Can Into Space

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    triscuits are more versitile and generally tastier.

    make a mini pizza with a wheat thin and then do the same with a triscuit. the answer is clear
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  24. Klem 5/8 Supporter

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    I haven't had a carb since 2004.
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  25. BaloneyMaster Jamoke

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    Triscuits is fer niggers.
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  27. black_floyd Member

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    In 3-point font I could fill in an area the size of a football field (American or faggoty rest-of-world football) with a list of snacks that own triscuits. For starters:

    Potato chips
    Tortilla chips
    Pizza
    Nachos
    SCF's cock
    Ice cream
    Corn nuts
    Beef jerky
    Jelly beans
    Beef tataki
    Candy apples
    anything made by Hershey's or M&M Mars
    Pita bread and hummus
    Chile rellenos
    Airheads
    Bacon in any form
    Pickle surprise
    Finger sammiches
    Anything from Popeye's
  28. Scary Ed Don't tempt me Frodo

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    Bacong in any form
  29. black_floyd Member

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    Look dude, you're a better poster than I am, don't shit in every orifice of mine, k?
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  30. OOdrd127 Watching the shore

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    Triscuits.
  31. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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    Triscuits feel and taste like fucking sandpaper
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  32. 椎名林檎 The Hindenburg of walkin' into a room

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    Wheat Thins just taste like a pile of fucking sodium.
  33. Praemorior tautological redundancy

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    you are wrong.

    although bacon is an excellent Triscuit topper so i'll give you half a star.
  34. Klonere lord pretty flacko bitch I behead people

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    this is the most american thread
  35. black_floyd Member

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    The fact that you can even consider the one and a half square inch of sandpaper that a Triscuit basically is to be superior to Popeye's proves you are trolling and I shan't participate in such a charade.
  36. Praemorior tautological redundancy

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    i will grant a small concession, in that the fact that Triscuits have only 3 ingredients (hence, their name) does greatly sway my opinion of them.

    but also, they taste fantastic, so there is that.
  37. Praemorior tautological redundancy

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    also Popeye's is a fast food restaurant ya dingus, that doesn't fucking count.
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  38. buchkoba00 poop

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  39. OOdrd127 Watching the shore

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    Cracked Pepper & Olive Oil Triscuits are godlike and should be standard at every party.
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  40. BradleyJ Who can make the sunrise sprinkle with the dew?

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    The Artisan White Cheddar and Wisconsin Colby Wheat Thins are the best snack foods on the planet. Seriously, if you guys haven't tried them, go to the store now and buy them.
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    Although it's grasping at straws, shit like popcorn chicken can surely pass for a snack. I do like the Brule-core "dingus" comment though.
  42. Cheezinator That's why you're in my room tonight.

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    I've considered this many times throughout my life.

    Triscuits is the correct answer. And they are fine by themselves, no added toppings or alternate flavorings necessary.

    Wheat Thins taste like hardened butter.
  43. fluorescent Slum/Vampire Lord

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    Triscuits nigga
    wheat thins wack
  44. black_floyd Member

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    Wheat Thins actually have a sweet flavor. Are you sure you weren't actually eating hardened butter that some hooligan put in a Wheat Thins box?
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    or people living in america
    Never heard of those things, and tbh most things to eat that people make polls about
  46. Cheezinator That's why you're in my room tonight.

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    2nd world problems
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  47. Tepes Guest

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    i was talking about Europe in that post, because most snacks are verry different. Dunno about the UK because that's Europe's America.
  48. SCF Humble

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    For those of you who are unaware, we have discovered God. He comes in a red and yellow cardboard box.
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  49. joeshabadoo He Can Into Space

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  50. buchkoba00 poop

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    A co-worker of mine had a lady boner over those Spicy Buffalo Wheat Thins, I'll have to have to check them out.