Top 10 places where people tie their shoes in the biggest hurry

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
3. Airports

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
3. Basketball court

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
3. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
4. At the bank right before the teller calls you up

jamesman you fucked up man

what

fuck

i am so sorry

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
3. Basketball Court
4. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
5. At the bank right before the teller calls you up

2005, you mofo, you did a quick edit on me

now mathboy thinks i am an incompetent asshole

i will never marry you now

fuck

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
3. Basketball Court
4. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
5. At the bank right before the teller calls you up
6. After a knock on the door and you hear "This is the police, open the door."

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
3. Basketball Court
4. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
5. At the bank right before the teller calls you up
6. After a knock on the door and you hear "This is the police, open the door."
7. When you're on the escalators going up (never bothers you when going down, amirite?) and you notice they've come undone and you're all like 'fuck it's going to eat me!'
8. When it's cold outside

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
3. Basketball Court
4. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
5. At the bank right before the teller calls you up
6. After a knock on the door and you hear "This is the police, open the door."
7. When you're on the escalators going up (never bothers you when going down, amirite?) and you notice they've come undone and you're all like 'fuck it's going to eat me!'
8. When it's cold outside
9. When you need to fart but it may be a shit instead

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
3. Basketball Court
4. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
5. At the bank right before the teller calls you up
6. After a knock on the door and you hear "This is the police, open the door."
7. When you're on the escalators going up (never bothers you when going down, amirite?) and you notice they've come undone and you're all like 'fuck it's going to eat me!'
8. When it's cold outside
9. When you need to fart but it may be a shit instead
10. When I'm leaving your mom's house

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
3. Basketball Court
4. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
5. At the bank right before the teller calls you up
6. After a knock on the door and you hear "This is the police, open the door."
7. When you're on the escalators going up (never bothers you when going down, amirite?) and you notice they've come undone and you're all like 'fuck it's going to eat me!'
8. When it's cold outside
9. When I'm leaving your mom's house
10. When you need to fart but it may be a shit instead

when you need to run real quick

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
3. Basketball Court
4. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
5. At the bank right before the teller calls you up
6. After a knock on the door and you hear "This is the police, open the door."
7. When you're on the escalators going up (never bothers you when going down, amirite?) and you notice they've come undone and you're all like 'fuck it's going to eat me!'
8. When it's cold outside
9. When I'm leaving your mom's house
10. When you're done banging a hooker at a brothel

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
3. Basketball Court
4. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
5. At the bank right before the teller calls you up
6. When you're on the escalators going up (never bothers you when going down, amirite?) and you notice they've come undone and you're all like 'fuck it's going to eat me!'
7. After a knock on the door and you hear "This is the police, open the door."
8. When it's cold outside
9. When I'm leaving your mom's house
10. When you're done banging a hooker at a brothel

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
3. Basketball Court
4. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
5. At the bank right before the teller calls you up
6. When you're on the escalators going up (never bothers you when going down, amirite?) and you notice they've come undone and you're all like 'fuck it's going to eat me!'
7. After a knock on the door and you hear "This is the police, open the door."
8. When it's cold outside
9. When I'm leaving your mom's house
10. World Series of Shoe-tying

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
3. Basketball Court
4. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
5. At the bank right before the teller calls you up
6. When you're on the escalators going up (never bothers you when going down, amirite?) and you notice they've come undone and you're all like 'fuck it's going to eat me!'
7. After a knock on the door and you hear "This is the police, open the door."
8. When it's cold outside
9. World Series of Shoe-tying
10. When I'm leaving your mom's house

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
3. Basketball Court
4. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
5. At the bank right before the teller calls you up
6. When you're on the escalators going up (never bothers you when going down, amirite?) and you notice they've come undone and you're all like 'fuck it's going to eat me!'
7. After a knock on the door and you hear "This is the police, open the door."
8. World Series of Shoe-tying
9. When it's cold outside
10. When I'm leaving your mom's house

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
3. Basketball Court
4. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
5. At the bank right before the teller calls you up
6. When you're on the escalators going up (never bothers you when going down, amirite?) and you notice they've come undone and you're all like 'fuck it's going to eat me!'
7. After a knock on the door and you hear "This is the police, open the door."
8. World Series of Shoe-tying
9. When it's cold outside
10. When you're running late for work and the fucking dog thinks you're trying play so it starts eating your laces and won't give them back FUCK.

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
3. Basketball Court
4. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
5. At the bank right before the teller calls you up
6. When you're on the escalators going up (never bothers you when going down, amirite?) and you notice they've come undone and you're all like 'fuck it's going to eat me!'
7. After a knock on the door and you hear "This is the police, open the door."
8. World Series of Shoe-tying
9. When it's cold outside
10. Bowling

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
3. Basketball Court
4. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
5. At the bank right before the teller calls you up
6. When you're on the escalators going up (never bothers you when going down, amirite?) and you notice they've come undone and you're all like 'fuck it's going to eat me!'
7. After a knock on the door and you hear "This is the police, open the door."
8. World Series of Shoe-tying
9. When it's cold outside
10. In the prison shower

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
3. Basketball Court
4. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
5. At the bank right before the teller calls you up
6. When you're on the escalators going up (never bothers you when going down, amirite?) and you notice they've come undone and you're all like 'fuck it's going to eat me!'
7. World Series of Shoe-tying
8. After a knock on the door and you hear "This is the police, open the door."
9. When it's cold outside
10. In the prison shower

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
3. Basketball Court
4. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
5. At the bank right before the teller calls you up
6. When you're on the escalators going up (never bothers you when going down, amirite?) and you notice they've come undone and you're all like 'fuck it's going to eat me!'
7. World Series of Shoe-tying
8. After a knock on the door and you hear "This is the police, open the door."
9. When it's cold outside
10. When you're walking and someone behind you steps on the back of your shoe and your foot comes out your shoe and they say sorry but you reply 'that's ok ' and you put your foot back in the shoe

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
3. Basketball Court
4. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
5. At the bank right before the teller calls you up
6. When you're on the escalators going up (never bothers you when going down, amirite?) and you notice they've come undone and you're all like 'fuck it's going to eat me!'
7. World Series of Shoe-tying
8. After a knock on the door and you hear "This is the police, open the door."
9. When it's cold outside
10. After I have pressed the elevator call button.

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
3. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
4. Basketball Court
5. At the bank right before the teller calls you up
6. When you're on the escalators going up (never bothers you when going down, amirite?) and you notice they've come undone and you're all like 'fuck it's going to eat me!'
7. World Series of Shoe-tying
8. After a knock on the door and you hear "This is the police, open the door."
9. When it's cold outside
10. After I have pressed the elevator call button.

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
3. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
4. Basketball Court
5. At the bank right before the teller calls you up
6. World Series of Shoe-tying
7. When you're on the escalators going up (never bothers you when going down, amirite?) and you notice they've come undone and you're all like 'fuck it's going to eat me!'
8. After a knock on the door and you hear "This is the police, open the door."
9. When it's cold outside
10. After I have pressed the elevator call button.

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
3. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
4. Basketball Court
5. World Series of Shoe-tying
6. At the bank right before the teller calls you up
7. When you're on the escalators going up (never bothers you when going down, amirite?) and you notice they've come undone and you're all like 'fuck it's going to eat me!'
8. After a knock on the door and you hear "This is the police, open the door."
9. When it's cold outside
10. After I have pressed the elevator call button.

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
3. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
4. World Series of Shoe-tying
5. Basketball Court
6. At the bank right before the teller calls you up
7. When you're on the escalators going up (never bothers you when going down, amirite?) and you notice they've come undone and you're all like 'fuck it's going to eat me!'
8. After a knock on the door and you hear "This is the police, open the door."
9. When it's cold outside
10. After I have pressed the elevator call button.

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
3. World Series of Shoe-tying
4. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
5. Basketball Court
6. At the bank right before the teller calls you up
7. When you're on the escalators going up (never bothers you when going down, amirite?) and you notice they've come undone and you're all like 'fuck it's going to eat me!'
8. After a knock on the door and you hear "This is the police, open the door."
9. When it's cold outside
10. After I have pressed the elevator call button.

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. World Series of Shoe-tying
3. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
4. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
5. Basketball Court
6. At the bank right before the teller calls you up
7. When you're on the escalators going up (never bothers you when going down, amirite?) and you notice they've come undone and you're all like 'fuck it's going to eat me!'
8. After a knock on the door and you hear "This is the police, open the door."
9. When it's cold outside
10. After I have pressed the elevator call button.

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. World Series of Shoe-tying
3. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
4. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
5. Basketball Court
6. At the bank right before the teller calls you up
7. When you're on the escalators going up (never bothers you when going down, amirite?) and you notice they've come undone and you're all like 'fuck it's going to eat me!'
8. After a knock on the door and you hear "This is the police, open the door."
9. When it's cold outside
10. At the bowling alley when it's your turn

1. Right after the security checkpoint with metal detectors at airports
2. World Series of Shoe-tying
3. When you want to leave the shoe store without buying any of the shoes you just tried on and don't want to talk to the saleman either
4. On the side of the machine mid-treadmill session
5. Basketball Court
6. When you're on the escalators going up (never bothers you when going down, amirite?) and you notice they've come undone and you're all like 'fuck it's going to eat me!'
7. At the bank right before the teller calls you up
8. After a knock on the door and you hear "This is the police, open the door."
9. When it's cold outside
10. At the bowling alley when it's your turn

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