Three things this person does not like about death metal drumming

Still in the original packaging.
Show us the receipt.

I keep the sticks in the sheath thing so I don't lose one, and have to search for it. I bought these sticks about 3-4 months ago. Jesus.

sure ok

ya, guys, i ran to guitar center which is 20 minutes away to take a picture of drum sticks to convince you that i do in fact have drumsticks. All within a 15 minute time frame.

this might be the least convenient way of writing this musical phrase out as is possible

Oh god, I didn't notice how hideous that is. Imbalanced bar groupings hurt.

ya, because when i scribble out a rhythm in 3 seconds I'm worried about balancing my bar groupings, lining up stems, etc.

and actually, talon, it was the most absolutely convenient way of doing it, which is why i did it. if it wasn't convenient, then i wouldn't have done it

convenient to write, not to read. terrible bar groupings + D# where an Eb should be

lol. Since when is writing things enharmonically correctly "convenient", it's the opposite when I'm jotting something down without a consideration of key.

well, no shit. i did write it after all, and didn't expect someone to sightread it with no trouble. I wrote it in a convenient manner to demonstrate a rhythm.

Rapid snare beats are so crude and shitty annoying.

Go audition for Metallica or some... Band.

black metal drumming is clearly superior..