Three things this person does not like about death metal drumming

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  1. King Prawn Shaft Master

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HGEkcVLbqw"]YouTube- 3 THINGS I HATE ABOUT DEATH METAL DRUMMING[/ame]
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  3. Facsimile Lives with his parents

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    Pretty funny. Although was hatin' on it at the start, especially because the change he makes the first thing doesn't make it heavier at all, or whatever other adjectives he used.
  4. cheddar Wears a $6300 suit

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    death metal drumming is the most boring style of drumming there is
  5. tyke this motherfucker's tasty

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    all death metal drumming sucks
  6. Talon Junior Member

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    this guy's complaints were the difference between "single stroke rolls" and "single stroke rolls but at half speed"
  7. fledgehog Void Where Prohibited

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    #3- fills add variety. maybe the drummer in question just doesn't want to bore the listener with minute upon minute upon minute of nothing but the same exact blast-beat over and over again.
  8. alliaphagist Junior Member

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    I like this guy.
  9. Deimos Started a mosh pit at a Larry Graham concert

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    Death metal drumming lesson 1:

    Snare: paf-paf-paf-paf-paf-paf-paf-paf-paf-paf-paf-paf
    Bass-drum: Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  10. pm :hm

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    cool video jonas
  11. wogbog og og

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    Did lol. You understated his emotions in the thread title though!
  12. DT89 Junior Member

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    loled at the Neil Peart bit at the end.
  13. Uncle Damfee Fuck

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  15. danni May contain traces of nuts

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    Was he being sarcastic? Because there was no real difference.
  16. Eric Cioe Junior Member

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    I love it when guys have extremely strong opinions but aren't articulate enough to string a full sentence together without their rage boiling over. This guy was really funny for that reason.
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  18. chronowarp Changed man

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    E_D can't blast beat though.
  19. NafGorp You will hate me

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    Justin Beaver is probably better than this guy at drums.
  20. chronowarp Changed man

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    Justin Bieber is pretty good, so that's not much of an insult.
  21. NafGorp You will hate me

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJpmdqYI3j0"]YouTube- Justin Bieber - Justin's First Love, The Drums[/ame]

    He's (sloppily) playing stuff that anyone with a solid year of practicing drums could play. If he's been playing since he was 2 he should probably be better than that.
  22. chronowarp Changed man

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    No he's good. Great time and feel, that's all that matters.
  23. PithecanthropusErectus all i do is juug

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    lol
  24. NafGorp You will hate me

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    lol he doesn't even have either, he speeds up like a motherfucker all the time. And it's seriously funny how you think you know something about drums when you've never even picked up a stick in your life. Stick to knowing everything there is to know about guitar.
  25. Lumpy Custard Just looking like freeks

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    I think Beebs is decent at drums, he's definitely not bad anyway.

    Also love the video in the OP
  26. cheddar Wears a $6300 suit

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    this is some of your most obvious trolling yet
  27. Spyral2112 Chewin' baby guts

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    This guy has a video of him playing a Whitechapel song and therefore has no right to even mention death metal.
  28. Spyral2112 Chewin' baby guts

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    Also, this guy is sloppy as a motherfucker. What the hell was he doing with all those fills? Jesus fuck.
  29. eternal_dreamer Alpha Member

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    wow look, chronowarp make assumptions when he clearly doesn't know what he's talking about

    isn't that strange

    I sure can do blast beats, better than that faggot actually

    chrono doesn't know anything about drumming
  30. chronowarp Changed man

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    Really? I got a pair sitting right next to me, and I play drums all the time in my band...and I've just started taking lessons. Not that anything about drums except technique is drum-centric. I still have to have good internal time & a great sense of time as a guitar player, especially in a band.

    :-\
  31. chronowarp Changed man

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    I know enough. Post some videos of you doing blast beats, or anything that's not poop on drums. I'm interested.
  32. Talon Junior Member

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    yeah, paraddidles are basically a saxophone technique
  33. chronowarp Changed man

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    Paradiddles = keeping time
  34. Talon Junior Member

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    missed a word in your post two posts ago, carry on
  35. chronowarp Changed man

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    I actually have been working on getting my single and paradiddles up to speed, but I can't do them very fast yet.
  36. cheddar Wears a $6300 suit

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    your guitar timing is pretty iffy on your (otherwise very humorous) rap track :brutus
  37. chronowarp Changed man

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    What's iffy about it? Give me x: xx-x: xx, it's more likely an issue of my friend that mixed it not aligning the separate guitar tracks correctly if there are timing issues.
  38. Talon Junior Member

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    gimme some :x
  39. cheddar Wears a $6300 suit

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    i don't have the link to it, king prawn has been listening to it nonstop tho

    the part that's really off is the part that is repeated a few times after the initial few notes

    IIRC most of those notes are late by quite a significant margin
  40. eternal_dreamer Alpha Member

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    maybe later, right now I don't have enough memory to record on my cam

    but everything I have recorded is not poop on drums
  41. chronowarp Changed man

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    Then it's how it was aligned. I have the dry tracks still saved, I can send them to you over PM and you can tell me if they still sound off time. The syncopated part that's harmonized, right?
  42. cheddar Wears a $6300 suit

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    yes that part


    i REALLY do not care that much about this though

    i'll just take your word for it i guess =)
  43. pm :hm

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    proof
  44. Talon Junior Member

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    cheddar = vertical post
    pair = referring to hooligans
  45. chronowarp Changed man

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    Check your PMs bro
  46. chronowarp Changed man

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    really?

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  47. cheddar Wears a $6300 suit

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    cool story bro
  48. King Prawn Shaft Master

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    I bet you just bought that.
  49. chronowarp Changed man

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  50. cheddar Wears a $6300 suit

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    is this like hieroglyphs or some shit