The Worst Band of All Time: The Poll

1. Behold the Arctopus

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq89wxYlKtM"]YouTube- Worst Song Ever (Behold The Arctopus)[/ame]

2. Complete

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY"]YouTube- Complete - Hoogie-Boogie Land[/ame]

3. Pots and Pans

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYglkOOJK3c"]YouTube- The Worst Band Ever[/ame]

4. That one band that did "Unholy Confessions"

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybDCObQRRM4"]YouTube- Unholy Confessions - Unholy Cover[/ame]

5. That one band that did "The Final Countdown"

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc"]YouTube- worst cover ever! *the final count down*[/ame]

6. That one band that did "Smells Like Teen Spirit"

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8jg5pjvwjw"]YouTube- Worst Cover of Nirvana ever....[/ame]

7. That one band that did "Iron Man"

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoG7wQpqDrM"]YouTube- The Worst Band Of All Time does an Iron man cover[/ame]

8. I honestly have no idea

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGuWYb3ff2M"]YouTube- the WORST band ever posted on youtube, seriously.[/ame]

9. 10cc

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qXm4nzyev8"]YouTube- Worst Band in the World[/ame]

10. Metallica

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ltD3kYrJnA"]YouTube- Metallica - Purify[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s69vQXfPwHI"]YouTube- Behold... The Arctopus - Alcoholocaust[/ame]

that song is actually pretty neat

Bet BtA regret doing that video lol

Poll is irrelevant as Animal Collective are not an option

why is behold...the arctopus on this list? they're fuckin awesome

Jandek Spencer Funk Explosion

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xajT5NGzaBE"]YouTube- Jandek in Houston - April 5th, 2009[/ame]

Kings of Leon are worse than all the bands on the poll combined.

Dream Theater

metalica

am i cool yet guiys i hate metalica

Dave Mustaine

BTA cuz people actually take stuff like that seriously

Picked "Smells Like Teen Spirit" band, only to realize for some reason this didn't entail Nirvana.

these poll options are so fucking stupid. where's the "fuck you faggot" option?

Just watch the videos dude (2-8 not the joke options)

Behold the Arctopus. I can't believe I actually paid to see them. They make DT's wanky interludes sound like majestic morsels of melody and taste.

BTA is awesome but that video is fucking terrible.

bta IS awesome. not even going to watch that video because nothing they've done is worse than some of the stuff in the poll, which isn't worse than a lot of other stuff

All the other bands in this ITT are amateurs dicking around onstage. BTA is comprised of grown men putting a serious effort into producing godawful shit that other grown men listen to without the slightest hint of irony.

don't you watch japanese cartoons?

You can read Hammett and Ulrich like a book. Props.

Brokencyde is not an option, and BTA deserve to be nowhere near this list.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5vjvoyNoqs"]YouTube- ?Behold... The Arctopus - You Will Be Reincarnated As An Imperial Attack Spaceturtle?‎[/ame]

great thread

Poll is flawed due to absence of this video.



[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdzDohNSfz0"]YouTube- ?Heathers Racks?‎[/ame]

That wasn't even close to bad.


edit: posted before he started singing lol

Poll is irrelevant as Between the Buried and Me is not an option.

i only watch "unholy cover" because i very much like waking the fallen. I lolled heavily and voted once i heard the kids vocals though. when did he think that he could nail that shit?

wow... so much "terrible but don't know it" in those videos.

You and I
Purify
You and I
Purify
Purify

no, not really. They're pretty good.

no, not really. They're pretty bad.

I love how Metallica are leading by a significant number of votes.

Poll is flawed because insert band here is not present.

Poll is flawed because Complete are objectively the worsts greatest band

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5028740724000661742#

They caught and drowned the front man
Of the world's worst rock & roll band.
He was out of luck, because nobody gave a fuck.
The jury gathered all around the aqueduct.
Drinking and laughing and lighting up.
Reminiscing just how bad he sucked, singing

Throw him in the river.
Throw him in the river.
Throw him in the river.
Throw the bastard in the river.

BrokeNCYDE

ok Complete is just fucking awesome

jesus christ, i just saw the unholy confessions cover for the first time.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtMuzFA-URA"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]

disgusting. i honestly thought it couldn't get any worse, and then it did. wow.

The harmonizing is amazing.

Is it wrong that I'm listening to this over and over for the lulz. 3:06 is godly.

Behold the Arctopus is over the top and wanky, but pretty much purposefully so, and still pretty enjoyable.

Nowhere near a worst of anything.

this this this this this this god dammit this