The Truth Behind Valon

Discussion in 'Archive' started by val, Feb 11, 2007.

  1. ero Goatse Fanatic!!11!

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    Verotomaniac :D
  2. Ligeia Junior Member

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    Too... much... *explodes*

    Just kidding. Congrats, sir, you are truly amazing. The funniest thing is, Valon resembled a friend of mine, who is just as big a douchebag as him, but I still love him very much. His Internet posting style is very similar to that of Valon, so similar that I actually was thinking whether it could be him making fun of the net again, like he always does. Somewhere I felt that it was all a joke. But I was never convinced, and I confess you had made me quite nervous at times :lol
  3. secludedmayhem Still Hating Diet Food

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    I'm so depressed... I think I'm going to go cut myself to make sure this isn't some bloody nightmare

    EDIT: This board is collapsing in on itself as we speak...
  4. HysteriA Junior Member

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    Collapsing light into earth?
  5. Torkel Indecisive User Name Selecting Member

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    This is pretty damn insane. :D
  6. hefdaddy42 Junior Member

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    I don't care if Valon is real or not, I still hate him.
  7. Disappear shut the fuck up.

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  8. acidrainlte Junior Member

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    So you never really got raped by a bunch of cacti?
  9. ViolentGreen sing deep mountain

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    Just for the record, why are you people still congratulating him for manipulating you in the least interesting of ways?
  10. LTD gotten horf

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    You have a wonderful cock, but why is your signature lacking capitals and punctuation?
  11. ViolentGreen sing deep mountain

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    There's a comma!
  12. LTD gotten horf

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    Laughable - It will be eaten by my sig.
  13. The Texas Pirate! Junior Member

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  14. Talon Junior Member

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    .......yup.
  15. ero Goatse Fanatic!!11!

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    Come back Talon
  16. bosk1 Junior Member

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    Me too.
  17. The Cruiser Arman Motesharei's Penis

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    You started it, Dave!
  18. ohgar Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

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  19. ero Goatse Fanatic!!11!

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    Technically, i think Splent sparked the idea.

    Anywayssssss he didn't have to change his avatar :(

    EDIT: :rollin @ vogrejedi
    Perfect
  20. Erik fuck

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  21. Disappear shut the fuck up.

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    I'm not sure who is the bigger idiot: "Valon" for wasting a year of his life, or you people for buying a bullshit story about a prankster who claims to have wasted a year of his life.














    Or me for buying into the ruse by typing this post... :-[
  22. ManOfRedemption Junior Member

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    or me for haveing a V put on my name...
  23. Disappear shut the fuck up.

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    yeah how do you do that? not that i am going to be an idiot and do that...yeah. :-[ :mrgreen
  24. ManOfRedemption Junior Member

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    We all asked the admins to do it for us in another thread. now we have many V induced users 'round these parts.
  25. MetalmanDT Junior Member

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    it's the hip trend now.
  26. Disappear shut the fuck up.

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    i'm starting a trend right now for everyone to put a "D" in front of their names....


    GO!
  27. MetalmanDT Junior Member

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    oh they'll all keep the V's.....until norbert88 decides to do it, then they'll overload the mods with requests to get the V's off.
  28. Disappear shut the fuck up.

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    hehe

    i don't get the antipathy towards norbert. what exactly has he done to piss everyone off? i only see him in the polls/survivors threads. ???
  29. The Cruiser Arman Motesharei's Penis

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  30. ero Goatse Fanatic!!11!

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    Yet you are left out
  31. MetalmanDT Junior Member

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    i don't think mine would work well :\
  32. ero Goatse Fanatic!!11!

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    OF COURSE IT WOULD

    Everything works with a V infront :D
  33. ManOfRedemption Junior Member

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    VetalManDT is :m/
  34. norbert88 Resident DT Fan

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    Hmm....just like The Truman Show. kindof. Nice work :)

    norbert88
  35. ariich Junior Member

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    :lol He only told me a short while ago, and initially I saw the humour, but I pretty quickly told him he was trolling and asked him to stop. He then carried on which is why I brought it up in the admin forum. Then he disappeared for a few days, and when he came back he told me he was going to reveal all this to everyone.

    Needless to say, if he had tried to carry on, he'd have found himself getting a severe warning and a ban.

    I can post parts of our PM conversations if Matt is happy for me to do so.
  36. Jikkir bur

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    ~Dikkir~

    ...


    No.
  37. Spyral2112 Chewin' baby guts

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    Holy shit. That was good. You had me believing it all. I truely despised Valon. Good on you. :tup
  38. Ne0rC Junior Member

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    Fucking called it from day one niggas.
  39. Taco Tuesday Help Me Come Alive

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    I'm torn on this.

    On one hand "LOL GUYS it was just a social experiment!" is easily the oldest excuse for trolling on the internet, and so annoying and boring.

    On the other hand, pending tyke asking about NIDA (if he even cares), this could ACTUALLY have been a social experiment.



    Either way ...









    ... vagina.
  40. Spyral2112 Chewin' baby guts

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    Well put.
  41. ariich Junior Member

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    +1
  42. Rick Lord Gaga

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    Either way, acedemic social experiment or not, Valon isn't a real person, he's either an exaggerated version of this Matt guy's own persona (I'm guessing he does share some traits), or he's just a fictional account to troll with. Whatever the real reason behind Valon is, I'm glad it's ending as as amusing as it was to see the Valon posts, it was also mightliy tedious and irritatingas there was no real worth in anything he had to say.
  43. Cow Moderator

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    *looks chastened*
  44. Jikkir bur

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    Mama Mia Mama Mia Mama Mia let me go!
  45. appollyon Junior Member

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    i dont think too many people took valon seriously. then again, i dont think many would have ever guessed it was a project for school. im not sure if i would classify this as anything close to 'satire', because one of the intrinsic qualities of satire is WIT - and this had none. :\
  46. DTBiker In Cognito

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    Having been an infrequent visitor the last year, I didn't really run across Valon much. The little bit I saw seemed like the typical misanthropic teen that gets off on pushing people's buttons given the anonymity of the internet. So if you're real, then you fooled me I guess. Still, a troll's a troll.

    @VG... If I didn't know better, I'd smell a hint of jealousy. :p
  47. schwans only Conifer Enthusiast

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    Misogynistic... I do not think it means what you think it means.
  48. ViolentGreen sing deep mountain

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    Luckily, you know better.
  49. DTBiker In Cognito

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  50. val Junior Member

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    Uh, yeah. My brother clearly hacked into my account and did this, by the way.