Valum=Valium. Also, Valum is what you'd get if you moved your finger a fraction of an inch to the right while typing the first letter of my username.
I just realized, the mods won't do it. They can't change everybody's name, it would be far too time consuming.
One SQL query + a regular expression. Changing it all back though would be much much less fun. :P And Matt, you pretty much have to stick around now!
The sad thing is that there is a particular banned user who, although he has better taste in music, is just as arrogant, stubborn, and argumentative as the Valon character was, and he's for real.
Ah yes, that would make sense. One of the things I love about OM is how he combs through the thread, quotes nearly everybody he disagrees with and gives retorts with one post, then the next post will be even lengthier and start with something like "Now for what I think..."
See, I always thought Valon was the resurrection of OM, but.. Wow I wish I could do uni projects simply by posting here and copying the replies into a Word document and handing it in