The Truth Behind Valon

Discussion in 'Archive' started by val, Feb 11, 2007.

  1. Sentient 7 Hipster

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    :tup
  2. Scurvy Dreams Junior Member

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    So do I.
    *sigh* :-[
  3. LTD gotten horf

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    At least we're making serious business together.
  4. Talon Junior Member

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    But WHY did you have to make it V-"ALON?" :lol
  5. Splent Junior Member

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    It's better than Vplent.
  6. Uncle Damfee Fuck

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    It's better than Velnimio


    ...Or is it? ???
  7. ero Goatse Fanatic!!11!

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    It should have been Vlolz
  8. Acharjay from nz but cool anyway

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    Velnimio > Elnimio
  9. Splent Junior Member

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    :lol I thought you said Vlasto for a sec
  10. The Cruiser Arman Motesharei's Penis

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    Valum=Valium.

    Also, Valum is what you'd get if you moved your finger a fraction of an inch to the right while typing the first letter of my username.
  11. ManOfRedemption Junior Member

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    yeah, el. I think you should switch to Velnimio
  12. ero Goatse Fanatic!!11!

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    I say we all put a 'V' in front of usernames in dedication and loving memory of Vlolz.
  13. Talon Junior Member

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    Valon week starting today? :omg
  14. The Cruiser Arman Motesharei's Penis

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    How do we change our usernames again ???
  15. ero Goatse Fanatic!!11!

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    I SAY WE DO IT

    WE'RE JUST THAT KRAZY
  16. Talon Junior Member

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    I think only the mods can do it.
  17. The Cruiser Arman Motesharei's Penis

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    I WILL DO IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW, AND I'LL TAKE ALL Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS WITH ME!
  18. ero Goatse Fanatic!!11!

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    YOU KRAZY KALUM
    DONT DO IT
    FUCKING DO IT
    DONT DO IT
    FUCKING DO IT
    OMG HES GONA DO IT
  19. Acharjay from nz but cool anyway

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    A shame that ViolentGreen and voicesinmyhead won't be able to participate.
  20. ero Goatse Fanatic!!11!

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    They could have two V's

    :O
  21. ManOfRedemption Junior Member

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    VanOfRedemption

    ! :D
  22. Justin Aiken Highly Refined Pirate

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    VVoilentGreen and Vvoicesinmyhead.
  23. ero Goatse Fanatic!!11!

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    :lol yeah
  24. The Cruiser Arman Motesharei's Penis

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    I just realized, the mods won't do it. They can't change everybody's name, it would be far too time consuming.
  25. ManOfRedemption Junior Member

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    How long could it possibly take?
  26. The Cruiser Arman Motesharei's Penis

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    Infinity plus one.
  27. ero Goatse Fanatic!!11!

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    The flaw in that is not EVERYONE wants their name changing. Only the cool kids.
  28. The Cruiser Arman Motesharei's Penis

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  29. Thalagyrt Herpderpin

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    One SQL query + a regular expression. Changing it all back though would be much much less fun. :P

    And Matt, you pretty much have to stick around now!
  30. ViolentGreen sing deep mountain

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    Fuck that, we were the first ones on the train.
  31. antigoon Guest

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    Valon, (or whoever you are) I love you.

    I'm so happy he doesn't actually exist. :P
  32. ManOfRedemption Junior Member

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    Hasn't anyone noticed he hasn't said anything since the first page?


    He's not coming back... :'(
  33. Fluky Junior Member

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    Aw I hope he does.
  34. pixeldream86 Junior Member

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    I really thought he was real. :x

    I'm dumb.
  35. XJDenton That Physics Guy

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    Yeah stick around. :)
  36. ohgar Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

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  37. Acharjay from nz but cool anyway

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  38. Technetium a 12-year-old girl showing her tits on stickam

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    The sad thing is that there is a particular banned user who, although he has better taste in music, is just as arrogant, stubborn, and argumentative as the Valon character was, and he's for real.
  39. Talon Junior Member

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    OM?
  40. retardedgenius a liver, not a fighter

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    This is the greatest satire since Brass Eye.
  41. raging bill Junior Member

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    I'm suffering a case of stupid here, who are you talking about?
  42. hefdaddy42 Junior Member

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    I would imagine he is referring to Omega Monkey.
  43. Josh Homme Team Jacob

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  44. XJDenton That Physics Guy

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    That would have been my suggestion.
  45. raging bill Junior Member

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    Ah yes, that would make sense.

    One of the things I love about OM is how he combs through the thread, quotes nearly everybody he disagrees with and gives retorts with one post, then the next post will be even lengthier and start with something like "Now for what I think..."
  46. fluorescent >

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    :lol
  47. Cat tin heart

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    See, I always thought Valon was the resurrection of OM, but..

    Wow :lol

    I wish I could do uni projects simply by posting here and copying the replies into a Word document and handing it in :(
  48. ViolentGreen sing deep mountain

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    I wish I could get massively popular just by manipulating angry responses out of an entire forum.
  49. Cat tin heart

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    But you do.
  50. ViolentGreen sing deep mountain

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    Well played. Dip?