The Truth Behind Valon

Discussion in 'Archive' started by val, Feb 11, 2007.

  1. ReaPsTA Junior Member

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    Interesting.
  2. devronius Everyone's Grudge

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    :lol That's aweome dude. Cool project.
  3. MetropolisPart3 Junior Member

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    Well, I must say this news came as a surprise to me.
  4. ero Goatse Fanatic!!11!

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    Well i certainly didn't expect this when i signed in today.

    I think you should stick around, you HAVE TO now.
  5. Scurvy Dreams Junior Member

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    Anyone care to provide the cliff's notes to all that BS?
  6. Justin Aiken Highly Refined Pirate

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    Serious thought -

    I always knew Valon wasn't real, because I thought "anyone who thinks this is too dumb to be real...", but after reading the history of the Valon character, it actually seems like somebody could end up like that... scary.
  7. Uncle Damfee Fuck

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    Sad thing is, his opinions were better than most of the users' here.
  8. Siberia Junior Member

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    How typical.
  9. aran negation's dead undoom

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    Valon was entirely too contrary for me to take him entirely seriously. I think his personality was a little too extreme to be taken seriously. Some people here really got a lot out of talking with him, though, because they want someone like Valon around who can prove to them that they aren't the elitist or closed-minded individuals that they are afraid they are.

    Brutal.
  10. starslight starwhacker

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  11. LithoJazzoSphere Dreaming Sheherezadeh

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    The more Valon posted, the more I knew it couldn't be real, I just didn't know who it could be, never would have guessed it was a project. The sad thing is that there are people similar to him, though perhaps not quite as far gone.

    I say that you should definitely stay, Matt. :)
  12. DarkLord_Lalinc I need a pair of sunglasses

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  13. Torkel Indecisive User Name Selecting Member

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    Hey, aran, didn't you know about this, seeing as ariich told all the mods?
  14. Paper Kites barev a svetla

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    Wow. Really amazing. My head a splode.
  15. Molon_UK Moderators suck

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    You know it's got to be Tool.
  16. ariich Junior Member

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    I only posted it in the admin forum a few days ago :P
  17. tri.ad Junior Member

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    Amazing. Just amazing. And orignial as well.
  18. aran negation's dead undoom

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    I read it when it was posted a few days ago, but I didn't take it seriously. I know a kid who tried to pull the same "it's all an act!" shit when it really wasn't.
  19. Splent Junior Member

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    Wait... so are your musical interests in fact true then? Because we saw eye to eye on a lot of stuff including classical music.

    Or was that just Valon?

    And damn I wanted to hear more of "Awright welcome to the poker tutorial, wehre I'm going to be schooling you 'cause you're all shit"
  20. Overtone .

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    did you end up writing about the Cactus Rape?
  21. dimitrius Junior Member

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    This is historic.
  22. John Senior Citizen

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  23. Gabcong Old man yells at cloud

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    OMG VALON IS LOLZ
  24. Pran Double 0 Soul

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    :rollin

    I can't believe you only got a B+ :lol
  25. RobD Junior Member

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    Hell, I would've given him full distinction if he had just handed in that picture! :lol
  26. ManOfRedemption Junior Member

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    So who is the bench crier?


    was that already answered?...

    I bet it was.
  27. The Cruiser Arman Motesharei's Penis

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    It's just a random picture he found somewhere, I think.

    I <3 you Matt.
  28. SYNS Junior Member

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    Bejaysus
  29. hefdaddy42 Junior Member

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    The only way it could have possibly ended.
  30. RobD Junior Member

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    Nah, it's the only interesting way it could have ended, other than it turning out to be Mr T which would have resulted in a huge death match between him and you.
  31. hefdaddy42 Junior Member

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    Well, I'm glad that didn't have to happen.
  32. ManOfRedemption Junior Member

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    Kinda like that time Chuck Norris came here and you had an epic battle with him, and killed him(of course) only to reveal that it was actually elnimio?
  33. fuzh fucking piece of shit

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    First of all:

    *Posting in a legendary thread*

    Second of all:

    You guys got fucking owned. :lol I knew somebody was messing with the forum from the beginning. I said it was a joke account, and I didn't get worked up over it, but you guys let him fuck you with you so bad. :lol

    Great read btw. I'm glad I came here today. :tup
  34. axeman9182 5/8 Supporter

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    :rollin :rollin

    now we don't have to choose between Valon and Monto :lol
  35. qFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFE Junior Member

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  36. the Catfishman .

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    wow :lol awesome :tup nice work

    but why exactly did you chose this forum?
  37. ManOfRedemption Junior Member

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    yeah.. Did you listen to DT before this?
  38. qFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFE Junior Member

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    because this forum is full of homosexuals. lololl
  39. Dead Soul Swedgin!

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  40. Scurvy Dreams Junior Member

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    I just went back and read it, and the long and short of it is that being Valon was some kind of experiment for school, and you can apparently get B+'s for being a dick on the internet.

    Oh and short version of all the replies: "lolol way 2 go dood. i knew you werent real all along. for realz!!!11"
  41. the Catfishman .

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    sooooo he googled for homo forums?
  42. qFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFE Junior Member

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  43. the Catfishman .

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    :lol I'm afraid to google homo forums without DTF
  44. dimitrius Junior Member

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  45. Acharjay from nz but cool anyway

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    Now I feel weird for calling him pathetic.
  46. Scurvy Dreams Junior Member

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    No, it's still pathetic. Even if it was meant to be satire, he was never funny. Plus he's been doing this for well over a year, far beyond the bounds of any school project.
  47. ManOfRedemption Junior Member

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    ???
  48. ReaPsTA Junior Member

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    I agree with Scruvy in a lot of ways.
  49. Scurvy Dreams Junior Member

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    been.
  50. cheddar Wears a $6300 suit

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    I wish LTD and you would get along.