The "post stuff..." thread v. Please read OP before posting

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Nudity. (nipples, penis, asshole, vag or any other kind of pornography)
Graphic material. (snuff or torture material of any kind)

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d gonna be reopened. I needed somewhere to post this

http://www.papertoilet.com/

http://www.closedshut.com/

From the original thread, posted by Jar Jar Binks. (in case you didn't see it)



Absolutely Bloody Brilliant!!

Lol I ran out of toiletpaper now what?

Can a mod please do me a favour and quote thal's last post in the other thread followed by viz's last post there followed by viz's avatar? Thanks.

I was wondering if he was ever going to play that damn flute.

"You know what really gets me? When people think Jethro Tull is just a guy in the band..."
"Who's Jethro Tull?"

"..."

inventor of the seed drill OBVIOUSLY

posted porn in the last thread
got banned
probably won't do that again

Dude when you posted it I was like . And then you were banned.

I saw and I was like . And then I was banned.

thal was like
Then you got banned and I was like

yo if that thread is still in some hidden deleted section, can one of you mods pm me with a link to whatever aack posted? He lost the link, lol, and I never got to see it.

*Porn*

FUCKING LOL

Is that a post

I would like to know what that substance is (and how to make it). Thanks.

mattbrat, I know what those really are (lololol) but apparently a few people couldn't anything other vagina + huge something in someone's ass or whatever, so, I snipped it.

Uhhhhh, what the fuck. You know we have an entire thread dedicated to those pictures, right?

No idea, but there's nothing better than watching a bratty little kid be engulfed in flame amirite?

Yeah, censoring actual porn is one thing, but there's no way this site's going to get into trouble for pictures of suggestive-shaped peaches (or whatever was posted, I'm assuming it was along those lines).

Yeah, and they're still there. That said, the last person on this forum I'd expect to not be able to realize that something wasn't porn seemed to not be able to realize that...

K, I unsnipped it.

Who

That one with the banana sticking into the fruit is gonna give me nightmares for weeks. Those seeds coming out...

corn hole, bebe

So how much of a nipple is acceptable to post? I don't want to get banned for posting four fifths of a nipple again. After those ass/boob threads it's kind of a grey area to me.

Post it in AF, not here.

"four fifths of a nipple" is like, the whole nipple, man.

A video of 5/8, nice.

One of my friends did that in junior high and he looked like Spawn with his mark off for a few months.

What is that powder?

This thread is a dishonor to the old one.

Because you faggots kept posting porn I can't post the greatest video ever. God dammit.

URGE TO KILL

Jesus fuck... so she's all high n' fucking mighty because her only 'friends' are anon douchefags whom apparently want her sour-ey, crust-imprisoned vag?
Hilarious that she writes down the '.jpegs', tells people to 'lern2speek4chan' and 4chan meme. Absolutely pathetic... I hope her thyroids mutate her into some form of Akira-esque cuntbitch which the Army would then have to take care of. It'd make great telly...unlike the royal wedding shite.
Damn I hate raging at things before going to bed.

Banned for posting porn? Haha.