The ONLY way to eat a hot dog

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  1. moonmang Pinpoint deep out throw on the run.

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  2. Mr. Ister Low quality poster

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    Normally I discard the foil first, but I'm not here to judge.
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  3. moonmang is showering many games suck

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    I couldn't do this because I find ketchup to be fucking revolting.

    Dunno why. I'm fine with p much any other condiment.
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  4. alliaphagist Member

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    what are you, seven?
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  5. Lashie Esther Coleman

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    looks more like a ketchup sandwich
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  6. Yousie I'd like some pound cake

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    ugh i hate ketchup
  7. Andres not fucking around

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    As my mom would say would you like some hotdog with that ketchup. :lol:eek
  8. Lashie Esther Coleman

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    :lol haha, oh mom
  9. 椎名林檎 The Hindenburg of walkin' into a room

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    this reminded me that i need to buy some baseball tix
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  10. Mr. Saint protomusics

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    reminds me of that picture where the lady is pinching some dude's dick and is about ready to saw it off
  11. Cheezinator That's why you're in my room tonight.

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    I fucking lol'd unexpectedly
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    holy shit your avatar is a combination of Derrick Rose and Dwyane Wade.

    :ultramoticon:
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  14. black_floyd Member

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    I got inspired after eating the Chicago style hotdog that Sonic had when they rolled out those regionally-themed hotdogs a while back so I tried this out as a bastardized and better version:

    pistolette roll instead of standard hotdogbun with Johnsonville stadium brats instead of severed pig dick with the following toppings:

    caramelized onions
    diced roma tomatoes marinated in a little Italian dressing
    Claussen pickle spears (2 per dog and if you use any other brand you should be forced to drink bison diarrhea)
    bird's eye peppers (tasty small peppers that are mainly about a half inch long, dark reddish orange, and have a flavor similar to the sweetness of cayenne but make the cayenne seem pussyish by comparison as far as heat goes.)
  15. chronowarp Allo fu'in poppit

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    you fat piece of shit. ketchup is a condiment not a mother fucking main course.
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    wasn't it upgraded to vegetable status?
  17. chronowarp Allo fu'in poppit

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    ketchup is to vegetable
    as mountain dew is to loaf of bread.
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  18. ogrejedi post-postposter

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    Ketchup masks the taste of the dog. Mustard is the only acceptable condiment on a hotdog.
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  19. IllusionInc Smug Daddy

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    I don't relish the way you eat hot dogs. :lol
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  21. buchkoba00 poop

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    Except tomatoes are a fruit.

    And that much ketchup is beyond disgusting. Ish.
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  22. Danimal Almost £7.00 in dog money.

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    It looks like it's prolapsed.
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  23. Steve Johnson I like pelicans

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    Bread: non-sugary.
    Sausage: good quality from a real butcher.
    Everything else: absent.
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  24. PatrolBoat1 me irl

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    i agree with the op. anything else on a hot dog ruins in imho
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  25. Lashie Esther Coleman

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    That looks amazing
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  26. Technetium a 12-year-old girl showing her tits on stickam

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  27. PatrolBoat1 me irl

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    when i was in chile you could buy these everywhere.
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    they're called completos. I remember seeing different variations of it, but the standard seemed to be bun, hot dog, mayo, avocado and tomato. I dont even wanna think about how many I ate when I was there
  28. cosmonaut TING-A-LING

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    nope

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    EDIT: lol simultaneous post. yeah, Chilean completos...the best.
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  29. Technetium a 12-year-old girl showing her tits on stickam

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    Too bad avocado is gross.
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  30. Danimal Almost £7.00 in dog money.

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    Those last 3 photo posts all look pretty damn good.
  31. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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    The national food of Chile are hot dogs.



    What a sad, sad country.
  32. Lashie Esther Coleman

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    You're dead to me
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    Those crazy weóns
  34. 椎名林檎 The Hindenburg of walkin' into a room

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  35. SCF Humble

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    I agree wholeheartedly. Mustard goes on hotdogs, and not that yellow shit either. I need that spicy brown. Ketchup goes on hamburgers. Any parents who aren't teaching their children this have failed as human beings.
  36. buchkoba00 poop

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    Honest to god this might be the worst fucking opinion I've ever seen.
  37. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    pretty good suggestions here but the absolute best is obviously

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    ffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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  38. Lashie Esther Coleman

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    we get it, you like to eat dogs, but that isn't a hot dog
  39. SCF Humble

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    I just don't know why it's considered a delicacy. It tastes like any other meat. The one thing I could relate it most to is dark poulty meat. The one time I had it thought it was roasted kinda like duck.
  40. 2005 mofo Moderator?

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    Yes!
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  41. LilPop IDK LOL

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    sausage > hot dog
  42. 椎名林檎 The Hindenburg of walkin' into a room

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    I'm having chili dogs for lunch.
  43. Zorbo what

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    one squirt ketchup
    one squirt mustard
    shitload of onions
    some o' dat chili shit

    perfect
  44. shapeup Junior Member

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    Now we're talkin'. Fuck hot dogs.
  45. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    >2012
    >eating hot dogs
    ISHYGDT
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  46. PatrolBoat1 me irl

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    whats ishygdt mean
  47. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    whats FLAPAPATEIC mean
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  48. milky going to invert...

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    oh wow :lol haha you MUST TARD this thread with bad puns?!
  49. Zorbo what

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    i suck hairy young guys dicks tonight
  50. BradleyJ Who can make the sunrise sprinkle with the dew?

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    Mustard and hot pepper relish is the way to go niggas.
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