The Official Sarah-Palin-is-an-Idiot Thread

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6VCQgA9FnI"]YouTube - GWAR Kills Sarah Palin! Watch her DIE[/ame]

fuckin lol at the comments

http://www.americanthinker.com/2010/12/sarah_palin_and_the_haters_of.html

I watched the intro to the reality tv show and lost my will to live forever

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/sara...erica-2012-presidential-run/story?id=12418168

Voice coaching is paying off.

http://www.primariesforpalin.com/?page_id=24

Did Sarah Palin Just Tweet Her Position on 'Homos'?


Homosexuals have destroyed more lives..than all the murderers..famines..plauges..wars..diseases..combined.

What the hell is a conservative lesbian? I knew that women hate men, but I don't see why would a lesbian hate fags.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9kfcEga0lk"]YouTube - Palin's Breath[/ame]

in before people are fucking spanking it to that

u mean after.

I'm 58 Years old. I have been conservative since I made the mistake of voting for Jimmy Carter. He was supposed to be a Born Again Christian. He never looked to the Bible. He was pro-abortion. His policies were anti-Israel and also anti-American. We the people were to blame for the bad economy. He didn't have the guts to go get our hostages out of Iran and he is the reason the people of Iran are still in bondage.

I will say, “right now is the worst economy in my life time”, So Jimmy Carter is now off the hook. Obama is the worst President ever and the country is the most divided then ever!

Then came President Reagan... What a great man! The best President since Abe Lincoln.

Reagan had to fight the press, but nothing like what Sarah Palin has had to put up with, even going after her kids!

There is not a man out there that says it like it is like Palin.

In the Bible, God used Esther, a women, to save Israel.

The is not a Man out there in the Republican Party that Is MORE BOLD, MORE OF A LEADER and MORE OF A MAN, THEN ANY MAN OUT THERE... then our SARAH.

In her time She is the most hated Republican, which she also has in common with President Reagan.

When I say I love Sarah Palin I mean I love her America as I loved Reagan's America.

I tell you this, there are a lot of Americans that would go to hell and back for her. I hope to live long enough to call her Commander in Chief.

And now they have the guts to call the use of Blood Libel as anti Jew!

She is and will be the biggest supporter of Israel and the Jews, this country has ever had!

God Bless President Palin, She has been my leader and President for 2 years!

I am Sarah Palin, You are Sarah Palin, we are Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin is US!

They hate us, they hate her, they hate her, they hate us! If they hurt her they hurt all of us!

If you don't back her you are not a conservative!

She is the Conservative movement right now in America, just ask the left!

GOD BLESS PRESIDENT PALIN

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/37917_Video-_The_Battle_Hymn_of_Sarah_Palin

god i hate the southern folk

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/19/stewart-sarah-palin-victim_n_810870.html

i lol'd/rage'd.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/02/17/palin-talks-2012-mocks-michelle-obama/

ummmmm

no wonder Trig is a retard, she fed him cow's milk when he was born!

as i have always hoped would happen, Sarah has been asked about the birther issue.
http://hotair.com/archives/2011/02/17/palin-no-i-dont-question-obamas-faith-or-his-citizenship/

I'm 58 Years old. I have been conservative since I made the mistake of voting for Jimmy Carter. He was supposed to be a Born Again Christian. He never looked to the Bible. He was pro-abortion. His policies were anti-Israel and also anti-American. We the people were to blame for the bad economy. He didn't have the guts to go get our hostages out of Iran and he is the reason the people of Iran are still in bondage.

I will say, “right now is the worst economy in my life time”, So Jimmy Carter is now off the hook. Obama is the worst President ever and the country is the most divided then ever!

Then came President Reagan... What a great man! The best President since Abe Lincoln.

Reagan had to fight the press, but nothing like what Sarah Palin has had to put up with, even going after her kids!

There is not a man out there that says it like it is like Palin.

In the Bible, God used Esther, a women, to save Israel.

The is not a Man out there in the Republican Party that Is MORE BOLD, MORE OF A LEADER and MORE OF A MAN, THEN ANY MAN OUT THERE... then our SARAH.

In her time She is the most hated Republican, which she also has in common with President Reagan.

When I say I love Sarah Palin I mean I love her America as I loved Reagan's America.

I tell you this, there are a lot of Americans that would go to hell and back for her. I hope to live long enough to call her Commander in Chief.

And now they have the guts to call the use of Blood Libel as anti Jew!

She is and will be the biggest supporter of Israel and the Jews, this country has ever had!

God Bless President Palin, She has been my leader and President for 2 years!

I am Sarah Palin, You are Sarah Palin, we are Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin is US!

They hate us, they hate her, they hate her, they hate us! If they hurt her they hurt all of us!

If you don't back her you are not a conservative!

She is the Conservative movement right now in America, just ask the left!

GOD BLESS PRESIDENT PALIN

Written by Captain Hyperbole.

Why would anyone like Sarah Palin?

I am beginning to question myself as to why I ever liked Sarah Palin. Why would I like someone that has faith in religion? Why on earth, would I like someone that has faith in her country for crying out loud? Why would I have faith in someone with values?

Granted, there are those people out there such as Lady Gaga and Madonna to look up to, but Sarah? She didn’t enjoy being governor of Alaska, they say-thank goodness she stepped down! She didn’t want being under the microscope of the press to interfere with her job as governor! Such gall to step down after that!

She wants jobs for Americans IN America? How dare she!! She wants factories here on OUR precious soil, to create manufacturing jobs?? Not In My Back Yard she’s not! Not only that, but she actually smiles for the camera’s that hound her relentlessly! No frowny looks for the media to have a field day with! How dare she smile! How dare she make a buck off of the liberals that cannot get enough of her! She actually makes my eyes glaze over when she goes on and on about how much untouched oil America has too! Good thing we don’t have our own oil supply so the gas can climb to the sky, with all the Mid-East turmoil!

Wow, and guns-she does love those gun rights of Americans. I bet she even uses her second amendment rights and owns more than one gun, gosh darn it! And she kills animals and EATS them too! And so does her family! No going to the store for packaged meat for HER family. She actually practices what she preaches! She should take a lesson from Michelle Obama. Tell the country to eat correctly and then head to Vale, Colorado for a ski vacation on our country’s dime. And while she is there, have servings of ribs at 1500 calories per serving with 120 grams of fat. I am starting to think what a fool I have been for being so dang blind! Sheesh!!

that picture is incredible

http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=10150096802933435

Quite the turnaround from her support for Mubarak. If it is proved Saint Sarah actually wrote this, I will behead myself on live television. Also, lol at western bastardization of his name.

If we want to win it had better be Palin/Bachman

UNBEATABLE TICKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, think about it

They would have ALL the female vote Except the hard core militant libs.

AND any guy who votes for obambi over Sarah is a fag.

Think of all the voting block categories, and imagine who they vote for.

Blacks? OK that goes to obammy because as a group they are too stupid when it comes to voting (BITE ME IF YOU DISAGREE- LOOK AT WHAT THE DEMOCRAPS HAVE DONE TO THOSE POOR FOLKS- AND THEY KEEP VOTING FOR THEM) but maybe not 100% this time. I dont think he has enough cash to pay them all to vote.

Independants? They got burned last time for hopey-changie dork- they are not going to do it again.

Women? this is a big one - nope- heavily Obama last time (sheesh.... wimmin...) but break hard for Palin/Bachman. Could you say that for Huck, ‘Mitt’, Anyone, Anyone?

fucking lol

You can't troll teabaggers any harder than this. What a great setup.

·Sarah Princess (in Hebrew)
·Louise Renowned Fighter
·Heath From the Outer Lands
·Palin Who will serve at the table

http://www.examiner.com/sarah-palin...-to-push-no-fly-zone-over-libya#ixzz1G8KKjbcO

what language is this?

ver·bi·age/?v?rb?-ij/

Noun: Speech or writing that uses too many words or excessively technical expressions.


That is some beautiful irony

This thread always makes me laugh

Thanks!

Pres is mistaken. Again. Claims we control 2% world's oil & he "boosts production"?Who advises him?Who writes his stuff?Why won't press ask? about 7 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®



does Tourette's Barbie know something we don't?

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0311/51484.html

dammit.

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics...bart-presidency-is-beneath-sarah-palin/72717/

Saint Sarah

this is a news article.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/03/22/maher-calls-sarah-palin-female-vulgarism-stays-mum/

I love Sarah Palin. There, I’ve said it. While I’ve never met her, that is beside the point.

What is right on point however is why I love her. Sarah Palin bleeds American. She is not American simply because of an accident of birth. Rather, she understands what makes America different; she believes that America is exceptional and knows what makes it so; she is passionately pro-American without being jingoistic; she is willing to fight for what she believes regardless of who’s lined up against her; she is willing to put her credibility and reputation on the line to help others who share her views. Finally, and perhaps most importantly, she is a normal, average, regular person.

Sarah Palin did not grow up rich or attend an Ivy League school. She did not spend her life in a courtroom extorting money from corporations or small businesses. She did not spend her life in an ivory tower or in an editorial room pontificating about how the world works in some fantasy universe where government regulations make everyone pure and everything perfect in every circumstance. No, she has lived a fairly normal life, one you might call working class.

I remember back in ’88 or ’92 someone asked George H.W. Bush if he knew the price of milk, and he didn’t. He was of course pilloried for being “out of touch” with the common man. (Frankly it doesn’t bother me at all that the VP or President of the United States doesn’t know the price of milk… let someone else buy the milk, I’d rather him focus on knowing how much of our money government is wasting!) Sarah Palin probably knows the price of a gallon of milk. More importantly, she understands America from where the tire hits the road. She started out her political career at the PTA because she wanted to improve the education her children were getting. From there she spent four years on the Wasilla city council and six years as mayor. Next she was appointed to chair the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission and later defeated the incumbent to become the Governor of Alaska. In every one of those endeavors Palin showed herself to be not only capable, but effective and successful as well. Indeed, the latter two positions found her fighting an Alaska version of Tammany Hall.

She has demonstrated a willingness to fight for what she believes in, even if it is within her own party. She defeated the Murkowski machine in Alaska and she stood side by side with tea party candidates across the country in 2010, often against the wishes of the entrenched GOP establishment. Christine O’Donnell may have been a flawed candidate, but at least the citizens of Delaware had a choice between two distinctly different paths rather than the choice between the liberal and more liberal paths they would have had with Chris Coons and Mike Castle. They may have chosen bigger government, but at least for a change they had a choice, and Sarah Palin helped give them one.

Sarah Palin is also average in another way. She is not polished – or at least she wasn’t when she burst upon the national stage. She is not slick. She does not have a sound bit sized answer at the ready in case she gets asked any questions. Just the opposite, actually, often you can see her crafting an answer on the spot. The interview with Katie Couric was indeed painful to watch. The truth however is that her less than stellar performance in that and other early interviews were not signs that she was a dolt as many suggested, but rather the consequence of being thrown onto the world’s biggest stage with the klieg lights on max. You might say she was… shell-shocked. Many people, including myself, wondered how she could not name a single newspaper she read regularly or give a coherent answer on the Middle East. Knowing the answers and delivering them in front of a world wide audience are two different things. (Example: say the alphabet using nouns to represent each letter: Apple, Barrel, Continent etc. Now imagine having to do it in 20 seconds in front of 1,000 people and your job rests on your success…) Her poor performance communicated more about her interview preparation than her qualification to be President. Indeed a week later she outperformed Joe Biden in their debate, and few lefties would argue he was unqualified to be President. Her early performances were those of someone whose persona was not forged in front of camera. I’ll take someone who is right on the issues but flubs an interview 10 times out of 10…

And the issues are where Sarah Palin shines. Like Ronald Reagan, she understands that government is the problem more often than the solution. She understands that low taxes and fiscal discipline are an absolute necessity as government has no money other than that which it takes from taxpayers. She understands that Barack Obama was right when he suggested the Constitution “Says what the states can’t do to you. Says what the federal government can’t do to you, but doesn’t say what the federal government or state government must do on your behalf…” The difference is that to Obama and the left, that’s the problem whereas Sarah Palin understands that that is why the Constitution exists in the first place. She understands that an unconstrained government will continue to grow and usurp powers until eventually it strangles the life out of its citizens and our republic.

In addition to the issues, Sarah Palin seems to be made of steel. She has undergone a seemingly unending barrage of mocking and criticism to a degree that perhaps no other American politician has had to endure in modern times. Through it all however she has carried herself with grace, good humor and most importantly, she has understood that the issue is not her, it’s the country. The fact that she is willing to stand up and respond to the left – particularly the media – should not be seen as a symptom of being thin-skinned or even petty, but rather a desire to keep the focus where it should be, on policy and Constitutional government.

So the reasons I love Sarah Palin are thus: She knows what it will take to put the country back on solid economic footing. She’s a rabid Constitutionalist who will reign in the federal government. She will let American interests and the interests of the American people dictate American foreign policy rather than looking to international bodies for direction. She understands the importance of free markets, free trade and energy independence. She believes in American exceptionalism, and perhaps most of all, she understands that individual responsibility is the cornerstone of upon which character, community and country are built. Without that everything else collapses.

2012 is going to be the most important election in more than a century. Our nation has been shaken to its very foundations by an onslaught of government encroachment and unprecedented fiscal irresponsibility. In times like these, when those basic fundamental things that made America great in the first place are the very things being undermined, we would be lucky to have a ticket headed by someone who truly understands what it’s like to live and thrive as an average American, someone who didn’t spend most of her adult life in the insulated and unrealistic universe of liberalism consisting of courtrooms, college classrooms and the corridors of power that make up Washington D.C.

gay

Lamestream Media: Reload or White Flag?
by Sarah Palin on Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 7:06pm

Way to contradict yourself in the same 140-character Twitter post, cunt.

http://twitter.com/SarahPalinUSA/status/51353362276417536
Must keep asking: who r the protesters?MT "@kirstenpowers10: Egypt women tortured http://bbc.in/gXsYGN more from wonderful army taking over"
about 24 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Retweeted by 100+ people

Cool recent quote:

jesus

wtf is it

It's somewhere in here:

honestly, who doesn't believe Palin is a cunt? even her supporters worship her for being a racist mob-inciting douche.

http://hotair.com/archives/2011/03/...i-hurt-anyones-feelings-but-no-i-wasnt-wrong/

http://crooksandliars.com/karoli/sarah-palin-wonders-aloud-if-libya-squirmis

Who is that lesbian supposed to appeal to? Intellectual conservatives?

Bill Maher is what he is: a disgusting, no-talent slimeball who has discovered a way to remain noticed in the public arena: by viciously insulting Sarah Palin, a Christian lady, mother of 5, former governor and vice presidential candidate on the 2008 Republican ticket. A woman of quality who wisely dismisses Maher as an "annoying little mosquito." Of course Sarah Palin is being polite, even kind, because she realize that his hateful insults are constitutionally protected and even if they weren't, Governor Palin is not about to lower herself to the point of trading insults with a jerk such as Maher. However, Maher has really reached the bottom of the barrel with this most recent, sexually-explicit insult aimed at Sarah Palin. Maher presumably doesn't like her politics and her family-oriented lifestyle. If that's the case, should Sarah Palin run for president next year, don't vote for her, Bill. See how easy it is?

This little puke (Maher) must be called out for his gross insults, even if he ignores or tries to laugh off any criticism of his filthy insult to a woman who, I believe, could be the next president of the United States. The politics aside, we've reached a pretty bad pass when a politician you don't agree with can be insulted with gross sexual slurs in a public forum, even if the audience is small, mostly gay, cheers the insult with gusto and the person doing the insulting a just a washed-up, attention-seeking creep. When is enough, enough? How about now?

http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=10150150273028435
some amazing sophistry right here. apparently we fund NPR to the tune of billions, and she apparently doesn't even blink at the fact that we are engaged in THREE SIMULTANEOUS WARS. wtf.

She needs to do Playboy and shut up.

Sarah throws down the gauntlet.

We also can't afford subsidizing fruit fly research, right bitch?

raise corporate taxes to pre-1980 levels and BAM! problem solved!