THE OFFICIAL DRUNK THREAD

too drunk; didnt read

I've just alienated a bunch of people important to me and now have a load of shit to do and I'm hung over as fuck. And yes, I pissed myself. Is that normal please respond

It's amazing how goofy a 10.4% beer makes me. I'm feeling great (I also had a Jacobtoberfesk before that (that's a beer I brewed (my name is Jacob)))

Drinking a pilsner after drinking a strong porter makes the pilsner taste like spaghettios

druuhknk

Had 7 beers of which I cannot remember the name. Something from PA. Plus they only charged me for 5.

Now I am drinking Magic Hat Blind Faith IPA. Amazing.

Fuck all of you piece of shit motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!

rush is the bedst band and if you disgere then iyou are very wrong

well fcuk

yeah

I made out with some girl and wasa almomost sdrunk enough to take herome but I noticed I shoudlnot take her home it aws a 100% horrible idea fuck the world I;m going to jack off.

holy fuck man==y my dog is trying to shove his face in my underwaers while i shit one I don't know what to do with him

fuck bacong

I was drinking last night at our school, came home to sleep, slept 4 hours and now it's 5am and I woke up still pretty drunk. Now I gotta eat some fucking breakfast and head back to our school where we will party all day and night. After that I'll come home to sleep a little and then I'll head to a park with thousands of students to celebrate the 1st of May.

I'm going to die. I need more coffee. And propably alcohol.

black people sure don't like paul f tompkins and his comedic stylings

alf

t-minus like 2 hours until im completely wasted, just took 6 consecutive shots, now im gonna let them settle in while i listen to death metal at high volume\s

drunk, luv u guize, etc.

but srsly luv u guize, ok maybe not but backspace + shift is too much of a hassle so I'll just keep typing.

love u guize, ooh, more barleywine, where did this come from, whoo

ugh warm jager

last time I'll be able to gdrink in awhile, fucking finals and graduation and applying to jobs

fuck i hate katey sagal so goddamn much why si she in so many things fuck

....getting there. Doing my best over here.

I just added this thread to my Bookmarks Toolbar for easy access

wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
suicide is slow with liquor
take a bottle drown your sorrows
then it floods away tomorrows

AWAY TOMORROWS

tomorrow's

I LOVE SCOTCH
SCOTCHY SCOTCH SCOTCH
HERE IT GOES DOWN
DOWN INTO MY BELLY

in about 6-7 hours i'll be here, drunk as fuck

ON THE CLOCK, MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSS

6HOURS FICK IM A GENIUSSS
I MADE OUT WITH A CLASS MEATE FUCK I SCREWDE UP BUT IS WAS COL AS FUCK

sup?

nIGGER

i almost pased out andd there is chcolatre on my bhannd?

I'm gonna watch Thor and get really drunk and it's gonna be really fun and Jamsemen's sig makes me feel weird.

fuck yeah nataliek portgman

fucking yeees I am hungry

we need a hangover thread, fuck everything

oh hey drunk thread it's bneen a whilea

nikthhhhhhhhhh

lalalalakaekelakalalala

kinda buzzed. i dunno

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee too

Had a shit week and my plans to be social tonight fell through so I got some shitacular Korean beer and am getting fucked up in my apartment which is is the size of my dick and giving more or less zero fucks.

dude you're white go out and meet more korean girls

Will do. I'm looking forward to being one of those socially awkward white guys you see everywhere with Korean girls who hardly speak English but are out of their league anyway.