THE OFFICIAL DRUNK THREAD

I will be reporting to this thread later tonight fuckers.

pretty drunk, gonna sleep

Yeah, what the fuck.

So fucjed up.

Meet me in th cha faoggts

Drinking when I'm alone and sad. why the FUCK DO I THIS

Went to a club full of "druggies". So much better than that chart shit can't wait to go again.

I don't give a fuck what you think of metal and all that shit, Sgt. Pepper's is the best album ever. It's perfection. I can listen to Sgt. Pepper's any tiem any day. It's the bestr music has to offer.

Life flozs wityhin toy and without you!

going to a end of the world party.

getting buzzed.

sup

O poop

hey

hot chick i used to want to bang is on my bed right now but i have gf i'm crazy about now so too bad, i'm just letting this chick sleep on my bed cuz she's drunk and i'm going to sleep NOW

Yo you fucked up dawg.

U R MR GAY

I had a couple AMF'S to ight holy fucking shit!!!!!

sup, you fucking alcoholics

lol

Our party got busted by the LAPD and I ran to hide the money. I fell and scraped my leg.

watching paranormal acitivty for the first timewhile drunk is this is a good idea y/n
oh well

no, watch big trouble in little china

best buzzed movie ever

oh well

rack city bitch
rack rack city bitch
ten ten ten twenties on them titties bitch

p buzzed gonna watch a documentary either on ancient aliens or some mathemticians like cantor on youtbe DDDDD

Buzzed and about to play Starcraft 2.

well howdy there everybody

beerfest.
BEERFEST.

playing kisngs drunk
with gin
listening to modest mus
e
already
dutnk
ohnh man

home alone and drunk on the internet

sup cunts?

At least generously buzzed.

same

paula dean announced that she has diabetes

I am so happy right now.

This happened months ago. How much alcohol did you consume in order to time travel?

i just found out about it

serves the fat cunt right for putting butter on everything ever

Checkin' mah blood sugar yawl

I'm never touching hard liquor again after Saturday night. Did a bunch of car bombs and vodka shots at a bar with some friends. I blacked out, came home pissed off that I was so drunk and proceeded to pour 18 craft beers down the drain from my fridge. Woke up to empty bottles on the counter and and not one beer left in the fridge. My wife said she was trying to stop me but I wouldn't so she gave up.

I'm so fuckin pissed at myself. I love beer and hardly ever drink liquor.....this made me decide to never touch it again.

I'm sticking to beer like I usually do. Fuck liquor. Fuck it hard.

lol

in before The Lizard drinks hard liquor within two weeks

I won't I pissed myself off too much. Beer on the other hand....definitely.

I will be getting loaded and watching Hobgoblins tonight. AcidMomaWatta may join me.

I really wish I were at home drunk on a couch right now.

shit just got real

i'm going to call the police and say this whenever i get drunk from now on

rum central 2nite

drunk as hell

I am sp fucking dribkk. Happy ftwenty one. djhfjdjddjd

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Welcome!
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