THE OFFICIAL DRUNK THREAD

i'm fucking proud i typed that shit correctly

now fuck yo9u all

i have calss tomorrow at 8 but iii saw cheap beer int he store and thats how the story goes

Isn't it a little early to be drinking?

i have class at eight so i have to deal with the hangover before that

will be drinking tomorrow with class on friday at 8 am.

Drank last night. Will drink heavily Friday and Saturday.

I feel partly responsible for this, Juicy.

everywhere there's little drunkies
living drunky lives

Are you actually going to replace the old one? I don't think you should.

I'm gonna post in both threads every time I'm drunk to double my spam

fuk i'm fukcing wastied.....

wastied

wasted wendesaysd,. hel fucking cocksucking yeah mother fucking cunt sucking fat cokc blasters, eat a dick and die you piece of shtis.

perfect, and relevant

STOP user title quoting yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!


um omg im drunk on t3h internets right? so I'm cool? yeah.
totally.

it's drunl on teh intrenres, get it right!

oh fuck you manbient, what do you know?

android bitches!


wait, what?

FUCK YOU VIZUI, FUCK YOU HARD IN A BUMHOLE

dear Kimberly: I know that i love you

I'm going to use this thread to talk about my women trouble.
Fuck the singles thread.

I have a hazy memory of reading that and being like YAYYYYYYYYYYYY

But it's pretty hazy.


My problem with being drunk on the internet is that I don't misspell. I actually type very coherently and then have to track down all my posts the next day hahaha.


That being said I'm sober right now but that needs to change..

is this.... is this the right one?
I m not sure anymore.
I m

I SPACE M

Sarah had the right idea, making a thread looking for this thread.

It is 5:10 am. I have had a fun night.

CARE.

<3

I'm not drunk on the internets.

i am fucking wasted son fuck valentines dat nota fan dislike lolol option of not agreeing

will be drinking tonight but wont be posting in here about it after this. Thought you would like to know.

ow, my hangover. man I love tracking down drunk posts the morning after. It's always so exciting.

you said you weren't going to drink much

I did?
Oh you're right, I think I did.
Yeah well that didn't happen.

I even ended up going afterhours. I brought my whiskey with me and hid it in the street outside the club.. it was fantastic. With a redbull chaser. Haha.

I am an excellent drunk typer as well, and i also don't usually remember what i have posted/texted (/CALLED IN SOME CASES, FUCK)

no drinking this weekend for me. I need to tame myself or i could die

I can usually type just fine while drunk.

(in before someone quotes that sig someone made of me talking about quesadillas)

HEY

who else is durnkin it up tonight?

hint:

I am one of the people that is durnkin it up

YEAH

Dude bacon I fucking love you for being drunk at the smae time as me!

Also you have nice eyes.

Also I just went to the bathroom and it smelled really bad I was like whaaat

how the fuck am I supposed to search drunl drunk? and get proper results and find this fuckig thread. Fuck.

hey guys i'm drunk

just kidding, put your dicks down

I'll pay that

yeah nigs. I feeel good. I knew that I would now.

Just got in about 30 mins ago. Probably the earliest I've gotten home ever.

drunk

sup guys


im kinda durnk lolZ

lo except im really driunk now

in really dunk teehee

lol nobody drinks anymore? or is there another thread