The Offical LOLberals Thread

Discussion in 'Political/Religious' started by Pnoom!, Apr 2, 2010.

  1. kirksnosehair Disappeared into my Nostrils

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    Uh, thanks for the well wishes, but I can't discuss this with someone who is as detached from reality as you seem to be, but I'll give it a try.

    1. Obama's Health Care law is being implemented in stages. Some aspects of it have already been enacted. My son is now on my insurance. Last year he was not. Obamacare made that possible. The result? 2.5 million people who were not covered prior to the law are now covered. I'd say that alone qualifies it as "started"

    2. Wrong. They cannot refuse me for my Hepatitis C because you cannot, under Obama's healthcare law, be refused insurance due to a preexisting condition. I'm sorry, but that's an unmitigated fact.

    3. Payroll tax cut: Um, not sure where to go with this. The original Payroll Tax Holiday bill was a bipartisan effort and certainly not "staying low because of the GOP"

    4. I'm skipping this one because it's absurd

    (by the way, the next number after 4 is 5, you kinda missed that.

    6. PLEASE go and look up the word "socialism" before you incorrectly use it again.
  2. Disappear idot

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    just sayng
    bring on vision of pure stupidity
    decency ,
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  3. Technetium a 12-year-old girl showing her tits on stickam

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    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0212/72416.html

    not sure what these cunts were thinking in the first place, considering PP is like one of the very few places many rural rednecks and inner city trash can get healthcare/screenings anyway. a breast cancer prevention org pulling funding from PP is like a water purifying plant getting rid of all the water purifying equipment. somehow harry reid was behind this, i know it
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    Future Leaders Democrat Voters Of America.

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  7. Kahless doesn't get 5/8

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    The article title made me think it would be about him filming a parody of the Psycho scene; I was disappointed.
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  9. kirksnosehair Disappeared into my Nostrils

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    wow, talk about 9 lives, eh?
  10. Kahless doesn't get 5/8

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  11. Disappear idot

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  12. Technetium a 12-year-old girl showing her tits on stickam

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    And a hockey mom isn't?? :mad:>:(:censored
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  16. Technetium a 12-year-old girl showing her tits on stickam

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  17. Disappear idot

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  19. Technetium a 12-year-old girl showing her tits on stickam

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    I thought that was Obama at first. Political caricatures are so weird.
  20. Disappear idot

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    Harry Reid is a political caricature.
  21. Aäck each time u kill a kitten

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    feminism

  22. Kahless doesn't get 5/8

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    Sure is liberal to destroy those nice, healthy shrubs with the falling cross!
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  23. Disappear idot

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    Rawwwwwwwk.
  24. Pete Ham is God serous poster

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    O, Romney-O, Romney-O, Wherefore art thou, Mitt Romney?
    You flip-flop here, you flip-flop there,
    You flip-flop almost ev'rywhere.
    You ballyhoo what you're gonna do
    And then you pull a switcheroo;
    You now malign what you found fine;
    Seems like you've got a jellyfish spine.
    Obamacare, by you begun,
    Now you'd trash it on day one.
    Gun control you did extol,
    But now you're preaching decontrol.
    O, Romney-O, Romney-O, Wherefore art thou, Mitt Romney?
    We've got no clue what you will do
    Or what new view you'll pander to.
    Time was you championed women's choice,
    But you no longer heed their voice;
    On gay rights, too, guess you withdrew
    Support they once enjoyed from you.
    Global warming, EPA,
    Immigration, minimum pay,
    Roe V. Wade, also fair trade,
    All joined your flip-flop cavalcade.
    O, Romney-O, Romney-O Wherefore art thou, Mitt Romney?
    So many things that you were for
    You've turned against and slammed the door.
    Stimulus and cap and trade,
    Education, foreign aid,
    Campaign reform, tarp rescues, too,
    All victims of your switcheroo.
    You take your stand on shifting sand,
    We never know where you will land;
    You vacillate, you fabricate,
    A wishy-washy candidate.
    O, Romney-O, Romney-O, Wherefore art thou Mitt Romney?
    As gov'nor you let taxes rise,
    Now ev'ry tax you demonize.
    You say regardless of the facts
    You'd take an axe to the millionaire's tax;
    You'd feed the greed of the richest few
    The poor and middle class you'd screw.
    Your tax returns you hide from view
    What evil lurks there we've no clue;
    If they're not bad why hesitate?
    Is it that they incriminate?
    O, Romney-O, Romney-O, Wherefore art thou Mitt Romney?
    At Bain you plundered with a flair
    And walked away a zillionaire.
    You shipped off-shore, good jobs galore
    To China, India, Singapore;
    A job creator you are not.
    And to boast you are is tommyrot.
    As a total fraud, Mitt's got no peer;
    What we must do is crystal clear:
    Let's give Obama four more years!
    Yes, it's Obama - four more years!
    FOUR MORE YEARS!
    FOUR MORE YEARS!
    FOUR MORE YEARS!
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  27. Technetium a 12-year-old girl showing her tits on stickam

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    Ha, I wish it were that easy to get girls pregnant.
  28. Kahless doesn't get 5/8

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    Classic Technetium?
  29. ogrejedi post-postposter

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    You can get pregnant with a fox???
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  30. Harun idgaf

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    lolservatives try to be serious and end up looking like a joke, then the lolberals try to be funny with this and end up making me 1) want white castles 2) request a vote-by-mail ballot 3) think having a black president with a sense of humor is O0
  31. ogrejedi post-postposter

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    I hope Obama has paved the way for a real black president, like the Rent Is Too Damn High guy.
  32. Aäck each time u kill a kitten

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    fuck yea
  33. ogrejedi post-postposter

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  34. Disappear idot

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    what the christ
  35. Disappear idot

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    #19

    :bigstare
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  36. ogrejedi post-postposter

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  37. Talon mesopotato

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    >usual pantings of obama naked with unicorns
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  38. Talon mesopotato

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    [IMG]
    YES
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  41. Rathma Moon President

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  42. Aäck each time u kill a kitten

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    it's my vagina
    so it's baby
  43. Aäck each time u kill a kitten

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    I wonder if that person in pink also has a vag
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    is that the Dream Theater font?
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  48. Disappear idot

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    I understand why the Tea Party disagrees with his policies. What I cannot understand is how those who voted for him in 2008 because they wanted real change can explain why they may vote against him now. It makes no sense. He has carried through almost every election promise, and those he hasn't can mostly be attributed to the GOP House. If you voted for Obama in 2008 and don't in 2012, you never really voted for him in 2008. He told us it would take two terms; he predicted obstruction and setbacks; yet he has persisted - and succeeded. But take his second term away? Back to ballooning, rather than shrinking deficits, millions left without access to private health insurance, a guaranteed war against Iran, climate change policy handed over to the oil and coal companies, and massive spending on defense we don't need. Not to mention torture.
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  49. KARMAgrinder I talk to the wind

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    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/11/20/Thanksgiving-LAX-shutdown-union

    Fuck unions, fuck big government, fuck you.
  50. Disappear idot

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    Where does it say it's a government union? Maybe pay airport workers what they're worth and they wouldn't be such faggots.
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