Ladies and gentlemen, do you want to hear a story? One of mystery, intrigue, suspense, romance, fear, lust, and boobs? This is titled, the great aaron trap. There was a small stickam room, filled with numerous outcasts and nerds.. and a female. In that room was aaron. Aaron is a simple kid, boobs make him happy, boobs make him horny, so when he heard of some fresh meat on the way, he of course decided to stay up and find out what's up. Then she entered the room. Placebo. With her luscious curves and girly charms, he instantly fell in love. Spyral promised boobs, could this be the moment he was waiting for? After fumbling around with her webcam, she finally got it working. It was late at this time, but fuck! There were boobs involved, there was no way he was going to bed yet. She teased him, taunted him, and flaunted her goods, showing her cleavage, giving him glances at the wonderful globs of fat. Then it happened! FLASH the shirt was up! The boobs were exposed! Screen caps were had! but that wasn't the end of the show, bradar decided to pop his head up at the moment, and was wondering what he missed.. BAM again the boobs were in full bloom! The Gods smiled down upon Aaron.. Going to bed with the image of boobs in his mind, aaron slept well.. The next day, he traveled to the land of the adult forum, and posted the glorious screen caps. Syn was not amused, he wasn't sure what he was looking at, but aaron fired back! A witty retort sent syn down in flames. But his babies were out there, for all to have. Then came along Sam. With an Iron fist he closed the thread and shook a finger at Aaron. Alas! Placebo is only 17, technically this was CP! Aaron could be looking at jail time! Not amused he deleted the pictures and faced Placebo in IRC. Then Placebo shows up to defend herself But aaron is blind.. Or was. Aaron didn't realize, you can't be thrown in prison for having a screen cap of a males breasts. Did I forget to mention that Placebo is really male? (second from the right) Aaron spilled his seed to male tits. A really girly male.
I never fapped. and I was wondering why the fuck those tits looked so gross, and why everyone made a big deal out of them.
Obviously after Aaron found out, he was distraught. What does he do? Never show his face again? Or kill himself? Or move to another country? No, he said to himself, No.. I choose denial.
But aaron throws himself against the tide! Wait! His denial rising, his pain overwhelming, he wasn't going to lose! But alas.. it was already too late.. he just refused to see it.
Like a retarded baby throwing itself against an unmovable door, he tried the same move over and over again. How long until his head caves in?
I actually never masturbated. Please tell me where I said i masturbated to them. Also, why would I masturbate to those boobs when I have an unlimited supply of porn at my finger tips? Further more, the only reason I didn't tell placebo right off the bat how disgusting her breasts were is because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.
His world caving in, the sky gone black, aaron threw up his last defense. Lie. Lie until you can no longer speak.
He turned vicious, angry that he couldn't deter the rays of darkness piercing his soul, angry that he couldn't lie away what he already said.. <+aaronius> they were nice
