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Discussion in 'Art, Culture, and Literature' started by He-Beast, Sep 27, 2008.

  1. He-Beast #teammathbeast

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    I don't think it's in the top echelon of sitcoms today, but if there's one thing it's got, it's consistency. It's been very funny for 12 years now with no noticeable dip in quality, quite a feat.


    So quote it, etc.


    "The Chinese said they can send a whale into space for 10 million dollars."
    "What?! That's more than the germans want!"
    "Yeah, we told them that, and they told us to go f-f-fuck ourselves."
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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfwLELcjG84"]YouTube - Takin' A Ride - South Park Music Video[/ame]
  3. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    Randy: Jimmy! Jimmy! Where did the boys go with the porno tape?
    Jimmy: They're taking it to the vi - the vi - the vi -
    Butters' Dad: Come on Jimmy, we don't have a lot of time.
    Jimmy: They took it back to the video s - the video s...
    Randy: The video sandwich?
    Butters' Dad: The video stockyard.
    Randy: What's a video stockyard, Jimmy?
    Jimmy: No, the video st - the video st -
    Gerald: Stinger?
    Butters' Dad: Staples. They went to the video staples. Where's that, Jimmy?
    Jimmy: No, you retards! The video store!
    Parents: The video store!
  4. Kramer Junior Member

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    Holy shit new episodes in a couple weeks! It's about time!
    (arms)
  5. Dead Soul Swedgin!

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    south park is fucking amazing, randy marsh is a legend.
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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y62uOG-ZOTQ"]YouTube - The Best of Randy Marsh[/ame]

    :tardrollin

    "Oh Naggers. Of course"
  7. A Green Box Junior Whopper

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    "Uhm, excuse me?"
    "Who are you?"
    "We're that band, Radiohead."
    "Jeez, what a li'l crybaby."
    "Are you going to cry all day, crybaby?"
    "You know, everyone has problems; it doesn't mean you have to be a little crybaby about it."
    "Come on, guys, let's go. This kid is totally not cool."
    "Yeah, that's the most uncool kid I've ever met."
    "Little crybaby!"


    "I'm afraid not, Kyle! Wall*Mart is a great store! I could not let you fools ruin its terrific bargains! You see, I was working for Wall*Mart all along!"
    "I knew you were!"
    "No you didn't."
    "Yes I did! I said from the beginning that you would do this!"
    "No you didn't... You see, Kyle, it was me who slashed the bu-
    "-slashed the bus tires in Arkansas! I said so! I told you the minute that I- "
    "I can't hear you! Lalalalalala! I'm sorry, boys. but if you want to hurt the Wall*Mart, you'll have to go through me!"
  8. Dead Soul Swedgin!

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    so amazing.
  9. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    Mohamed: Jesus, come look at this. (Jesus, Stan, and the Super Best Friends move up to a monitor) After your distress call, we entered David Blaine in the super best friends' computer.
    Sea-Man: (operating the monitor) Many interesting things showed up. He was raised in New York city by a decent family, but a freak washing-machine accident at the age of 12 made him learn the ways of the black arts.
    Buddha: That's right, Semen.
    (everyone laughs except for Sea-Man)
    Sea-Man: (feeling insulted) Sea Man!
    Buddha: Uh, that's what I said. Semen. (everyone laughs again)
    Sea-Man: Stop it!
  10. Iain The Destroyer Irishman in America

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    I have too many favourite quotes and episodes from this show. Probably my favourite animated TV show of all time.
  11. shapeup Member

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    What seems to be the officer problem?
  12. ero Goatse Fanatic!!11!

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    I love South Park sooo much. OSOOO MUCH.

    I bought Season 5 the other day. And thus my journey to buy them all begins.
  13. Octaotac Barry Bungdut

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    Subarashi chin chin mono
    Kintama no kami aru
    Sore no oto saur bobo
    lie! Ninja ga imasuuuuuuu


    Hey hey, let's go kena suru
    Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
    Boku ga warui so let's fighting...
    Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!
  14. Portis_26 Tom runs for fun!

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    This except its my favorite out of every TV show.
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  16. SiRo Motherfucking Gildenlöw

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    Loved it to death. I may be one of the biggest Trey Parker and Matt Stone fans around here. Too bad the show got cancelled here by the middle of 6th Season. I should start downloading the whole freaking thing.
  17. SiRo Motherfucking Gildenlöw

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  18. either Jez or Captain Spanky Attention Whore

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6BeRb_y5x0"]YouTube - The Getting Gay with Kids Songs! (Both Versions!)[/ame]
  19. SiRo Motherfucking Gildenlöw

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    Man I saw the WoW episode for the first time. I think I've never laughed that hard in my life. Freakin' hilarious.
  20. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    :rollin

    Dr Mephisto: He's gone. The ice man has broken out.
    Government Agent: No, that's impossible! How could he have?
    Dr Mephisto: He must have used... this door. (points to an open door)

    Cartman: (as Steve Irwin) Now I'm gonna kick my friend Kyle in the bean bags and see what happens, by crikey.
  21. SiRo Motherfucking Gildenlöw

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    Jesus I've been watching random episodes at allsp.com....


    Guitar Queer-o ==> :rollin :rollin
  22. SCF Humble

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    I wish I had a soundbite of this. It would make my day.
  23. Rockettmeister Massive Irish Member

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    :rollin That was so amazing.
  24. Lime Strictly Butter, Baby

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    [IMG]

    I fucking lolled. The show is right up there with Futurama and early Simpsons. I might even say it's better.
  25. SiRo Motherfucking Gildenlöw

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    What's the name of that episode? Season?
  26. either Jez or Captain Spanky Attention Whore

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    Season 8: Good Times With Weapons
  27. Cow Moderator

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    Fuck. Good Times With Weapons is an amazing episode.
  28. SiRo Motherfucking Gildenlöw

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    Will watch it tonight. Holy shit @ the "Imaginationland" trilogy episodes :eek What a fucking amazing show
  29. Octaotac Barry Bungdut

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    Know this, time child. I shall smash your skull like a clam on my tummy!
  30. norbert88 Resident DT Fan

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    Amazing show, can't wait for the new season. Starts on October 8th :hyper

    norbert88
  31. schwans only Conifer Enthusiast

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    I love how even though the new episodes come like clockwork every spring and fall, I still somehow get surprised by it every year when I hear about it :D

    This is one of the best shows of all time IMO.
  32. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    http://www.digital-audio.net/sounds_t.shtml

    Scroll down the page, near the bottom.
  33. Dr. Strangefist PUROGURESSHIBUROKKUBANDO

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  34. Justin Aiken Highly Refined Pirate

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    This cracks me up everytime... but what is Cartman talking about?
  35. Dr. Strangefist PUROGURESSHIBUROKKUBANDO

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    that exchange is hilarious but I don't remember it at all
  36. norbert88 Resident DT Fan

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    Its from the first episode of season one, Cartman Gets An Anal Probe. He's referring to the anal probe.

    norbert88
  37. Dr. Strangefist PUROGURESSHIBUROKKUBANDO

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    lol, oh ok. I guess I haven't watched that one in a while and didn't remember that particular bit of dialogue.
  38. schwans only Conifer Enthusiast

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    Every time I go back and watch one of those season one episodes it's such a little blast of nostalgia. I think the show got much MUCH better after around season 3, but those early ones are so special in their own little way.

    Cartman: Why don't you go back to San Francisco, with the rest of the Jews!
    Kyle: There's no Jews in San Francisco you retard!
    Cartman: I'll kick you in the nuts!!
  39. He-Beast #teammathbeast

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    Pretty sure it's in the second episode.
  40. Lime Strictly Butter, Baby

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    or my favourite:

  41. ob Junior Member

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    But really, does anyone remember summer of 97, watching the south park promo commercials, and thinking "what the hell is this?" This was back when there were practially no MA rated shows on the air. It was mind blowing.
  42. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    No, I'd heard about South Park from friends at school, in 98 when the first season was airing. I knew nothing of it, but I sat down to watch it one night and I loved it.
  43. norbert88 Resident DT Fan

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_South_Park_episodes Episode 101, unless you count The Spirit of Christmas as an episode, then its technically second...

    norbert88
  44. TR!P Moon King

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    i haaate the first few seasons of south park, just cant watch them

    ...pretty much up untill around when prof. chaos is introduced, onwards is good good
  45. SiRo Motherfucking Gildenlöw

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    Man I love when Cartman tries to force the guys to do something and then Butters comes with some stupid shit so Eric just closes his eyes and says something like this:

    "Butters, you can't play because you're just such a pussy"
    "Butters, stop being such a pussy and level your character up"

    :lol
  46. schwans only Conifer Enthusiast

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    WTF, that was season 7. Seasons 4-6 contain some of the best episodes ever!
  47. Pinkk Click clack ding dong

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    So you hate episodes like Scott Tenorman Must Die, Cartmanland, How to Eat With Your Butt, The Entity... the list continues.
  48. Dr. Strangefist PUROGURESSHIBUROKKUBANDO

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    yeah TR!P, that's nuts. the show was great way before that. like Schwans says you've gotta go back to at least 4.

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