Songs mentioning ages 0-30

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  1. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    This is a bit different than your normal poll/survivor. For no other reason than for shits and giggles, can we think of songs that reference being each age from newborn to 30 years old? NOT the numbers alone...but actually reference either the song's singer or someone else being sung about as being one of these ages? I've filled in some that immediately come to my mind.

    0 - Tool, "Lateralus"
    1 - The Ames Brothers, "Pussy Cat"
    2 - Dixie Chicks, "You Were Mine"
    3 - Johnny Cash, "A Boy Named Sue"
    4 - Minus the Bear, "El Torrente"
    5 - Steve Martin, "Daddy Played The Banjo"
    6 - The Mountain Goats, "Dance Music"
    7 - Cartel, "Wasted"
    8 - Martina McBride, "Independence Day"
    9 - Paul Simon, "Graceland"
    10 - Pain of Salvation, "Of Two Beginnings"
    11 - Brand New - "Seventy Times 7"
    12 - Eminem, "My Name Is"
    13 - Pink, "Conversations with My 13 Year Old Self"
    14 - Mineral, "Palisade"
    15 - Taylor Swift, "Fifteen"
    16 - Red House Painters, "24" -
    17 - ABBA, "Dancing Queen"
    18 - from Grease, "Summer Nights"
    19 - Sun Kil Moon, "Glenn Tipton"
    20 - Reba McEntire, "Is There Life Out There?"
    21 - Lil Wayne, "Stuntin" (Drake's verse)
    22 - Five For Fighting, "100 Years"
    23 - Blink 182, "What's My Age Again?"
    24 - Neil Young, "Old Man"
    25 - Why?, "Simeon's Dilemma"
    26 - Nine Inch Nails, "Wish"
    27 - Jeffrey Lewis, "Don't Be Upset"
    28 - Steppenwolf, "28"
    29 - The National, "Slow Show"
    30 - Extra Life, "One Of Your Whores"
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    13 - dream theater - never enough (the age of the narrator)
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    cool i used it for 22. i'd like to keep it to only using a song one time and ideally only using a band one time as well
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    3 - Johnny Cash "A Boy Named Sue"
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    8 - Martina McBride "Independence Day"
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    4 - Minus the Bear - El Torrente
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    18 - "Summer Nights" from Grease
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    18 - Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved

    Edit: motherfucking 2005 motherfucker
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    mofo i want to sing that looking deep into your eyes, arm in arm
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    29 - The National "Slow Show" and Devin Townsend "Tiny Tears"
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    5 - The Mountain Goats "Dance Music"
    6 - The Mountain Goats "Dance Music"
    17 - The Mountain Goats "Dance Music"
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    20 - The Antlers "Bear"

    'tomorrow I'll turn 21' it counts ok
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    27 - Jeffrey Lewis "Don't Be Upset"

    'gonna be 27 soon'
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    Pain of salvation =Of Two Beginnings- "She was 12 i'm only 10"
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    Dixie Chicks - You Were MIne- "he's two and she's four and you know they adore you"
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    Eminem -Square Dance-"I'm 28, They gonna take you 'for they take me"
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    26: Nine Inch Nails - Wish

    "Twenty six years on my way to hell."
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    funny how for tool and pain of salvation the ages match the intelligence of those bands' listeners
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    Jimmy Eat World - 23
    You Me At Six - The Truth is a Terrible Thing (she's only seventeen)
    Letlive. - Renegade '86 (You said it was the boy that bears your name, but 18's a man)
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    so you just didn't even look at the op or what
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    20 - Reba McEntire - "Is There Life Out There?"
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    22 - Neil Young - "Powderfinger"
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    again, i'm trying to only hit each age once and only use an artist once. you failed on both accounts
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    5 - Steve Martin - Daddy Played The Banjo
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    30: Extra Life - One of Your Whores
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    25 - 4 Non Blondes - What's up
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    The Ames Brothers - Pussy Cat has ages 9 and 1...could use it for either.
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    Steppenwolf - 28
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    like oh my gawww guise we're so close!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
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    Everclear - Father of Mine is a better use of age 10.

    Pink - Conversations with my 13 year old self.
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    u a big fan of Pink's, u homer?
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    you know it.
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    how can "She's Only Seventeen" not be in here.

    fags.
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    As soon as I figured out what this thread was about I was going to post this too. Winger > ABBA, although I hate myself for having to make that comparison.

    I also like the newborn in Rush's "Fountain of Lamneth" better than Lateralus, especially considering that the latter may just be about an acid trip and not actual infancy.
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    Or Sinatra,"When I was seventeen, It was a very good year" . Also would work for 21.


    25: Sugar Ray - Fly
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    Skid Row - 18 and Life
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    Alice Cooper - "I'm Eighteen" > that shit song from Grease
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    dissentience "I'm 31 years old" - 31

    oops wrong thread
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  45. grunge Did you try upper-decking the toilet?

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    Every Time I Die - INRIhab (And in my 27th year I was dragged kicking and screaming in to the light)

    Nine Inch Nails - Wish (26 years and on my way to hell)

    mewithoutYou - C-minor (I'm still technically a virgin after 27 years)
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    even though 27 is already taken how the fuck did i forget about C-minor
  47. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    how about read the op you worthless faggot
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    9 - paul simon - graceland
    ("my traveling companion is nine years old")

    14 - mineral - palisade
    ("there i was, fourteen, spinning with my arms out like a scarecrow")

    25 - why? - simeon's dilemma
    ("today you're 25, i made you something fine, it's in the palm of my new hand")
  50. Jamesman u knw it grl

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    We just need 11 :O