shitty riddles

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  1. Bebot Solo Tom Hanks White

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    mine isn't shitty, and even if it were, this thread is called shitty riddles
    Bebot Solo, Aug 16, 2011
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  2. chronowarp Allo fu'in poppit

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    lose enjoy move on
    chronowarp, Aug 16, 2011
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  3. moonmang Pinpoint deep out throw on the run.

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    1 word
    moonmang, Aug 16, 2011
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  4. fluorescent Slum/Vampire Lord

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    fluorescent, Aug 16, 2011
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  5. moonmang Pinpoint deep out throw on the run.

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    Wow quickest correct answer yet!
    moonmang, Aug 16, 2011
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  6. fluorescent Slum/Vampire Lord

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    I nailed it!
    fluorescent, Aug 16, 2011
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  7. Bebot Solo Tom Hanks White

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    reposting on this page because I know you can do it, guys!
    it's 5/8 related
    Bebot Solo, Aug 16, 2011
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  8. Saber Blessed Visionary

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    ogrejedi

    he kinda reminds me of a panda
    Saber, Aug 16, 2011
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  9. Bebot Solo Tom Hanks White

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    it doesn't have to do with a panda you dumbfudges, the panda part is "enjoy" (or a very similar word)
    I knew that most people wouldn't get that part but the first half should give it away anyway so I didn't think it'd matter.
    Bebot Solo, Aug 16, 2011
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  10. Francis I the singer from Ghost

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    shaky lines
    Francis I, Aug 16, 2011
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  11. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    the others enjoy right
    bradar, Aug 16, 2011
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  12. Saber Blessed Visionary

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    cheap likes
    Saber, Aug 16, 2011
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  13. King Prawn Shaft Masterpiece

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    These are worse than Karl Pilkington's Rockbusters.
    King Prawn, Aug 16, 2011
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  14. cheddar Wears a $6300 suit

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    the answer is basically what's in the speech bubble, but said differently

    also 5/8 related
    cheddar, Aug 16, 2011
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  15. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    Blow the candles out before you eat the cake.
    bradar, Aug 16, 2011
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  16. Zorbo what

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    the fitness teacher has got a speech impediment
    Zorbo, Aug 16, 2011
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  17. GuineaPig Junior Member

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    Why are them Jamaican men are swinging fish 'round their heads?
    GuineaPig, Aug 16, 2011
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  18. Taco Tuesday Help Me Come Alive

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    I'm stuck on these two
    Taco Tuesday, Aug 16, 2011
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  19. cheddar Wears a $6300 suit

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    more hints: try to figure out synonyms or near-synonyms for various words in the bubble
    cheddar, Aug 16, 2011
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  20. Danimal Almost £7.00 in dog money.

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    Danimal, Aug 16, 2011
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  21. Taco Tuesday Help Me Come Alive

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    dirty deeds done dirt cheap
    Taco Tuesday, Aug 16, 2011
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  22. Dignan expert

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    detroit spinners
    Dignan, Aug 16, 2011
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  23. Zorbo what

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    because that has two words
    Zorbo, Aug 16, 2011
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  24. Danimal Almost £7.00 in dog money.

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    nobody asked why
    Danimal, Aug 16, 2011
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  25. wogbog og og

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    20 YEARS LATER
    wogbog, Aug 16, 2011
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  26. Wudstock22 Hanes to the Face

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    Wudstock22, Aug 16, 2011
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  27. Francis I the singer from Ghost

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    Francis I, Aug 16, 2011
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  28. Bebot Solo Tom Hanks White

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    you're close
    Bebot Solo, Aug 16, 2011
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  29. LTD i....

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    why the hell does panda = enjoy ???
    LTD, Aug 17, 2011
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  30. Francis I the singer from Ghost

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    you have obviously never tasted panda meat
    Francis I, Aug 17, 2011
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  31. Bebot Solo Tom Hanks White

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    again, it's a logo
    [IMG]
    my mistake for thinking people would know that, but really the first half of this riddle is the part that matters (and it has pretty much been said).
    Bebot Solo, Aug 17, 2011
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  32. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    others enjoy going right
    the others enjoy arrows
    others enjoy right arrow
    others enjoy panda meat
    bradar, Aug 17, 2011
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  33. Bebot Solo Tom Hanks White

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    BUT HOW MANY OTHERS
    Bebot Solo, Aug 17, 2011
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  34. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    10 OTHERS LIKE THIS
    bradar, Aug 17, 2011
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  35. CatsMilk Junior Member

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    edit: fuck
    CatsMilk, Aug 17, 2011
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  36. Taco Tuesday Help Me Come Alive

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    what is cheddar's fucking car one, fuck
    Taco Tuesday, Aug 18, 2011
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  37. cheddar Wears a $6300 suit

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    the car is completely irrelevant, it could be any other object

    focus on the speech bubble, and synonyms for the words therein. e.g. what are (near-)synonyms for 'acquired'

    the answer is 5/8 related, 2 words
    cheddar, Aug 18, 2011
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  38. Zorbo what

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    likes received?
    Zorbo, Aug 18, 2011
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  39. CatsMilk Junior Member

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    easy likes?
    CatsMilk, Aug 18, 2011
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  40. Taco Tuesday Help Me Come Alive

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    Well one thing's for sure, it is definitely a shitty riddle.
    Taco Tuesday, Aug 18, 2011
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  41. Like Junior Member

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    get silly
    Like, Aug 18, 2011
    #291

  42. He-Beast #teammathbeast

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    keep whacking the cooker with a stick
    He-Beast, Aug 18, 2011
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  43. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    i give up, cheddar
    FLAPAPATEIC, May 15, 2012
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  44. Taco Tuesday Help Me Come Alive

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    Christ
    Taco Tuesday, May 15, 2012
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  45. Kahless doesn't get 5/8

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    Subscribing because I have a shitty riddle I need to draw and I've been thinking of necroing this thread for weeks...
    Kahless, May 15, 2012
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  46. milky going to invert...

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    GET LOW
    milky, May 15, 2012
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  47. Taco Tuesday Help Me Come Alive

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    get silly?
    Taco Tuesday, May 15, 2012
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  48. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    fuck
    FLAPAPATEIC, May 16, 2012
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  49. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    i'll reveal this one if no one gets it in 72 hours
    FLAPAPATEIC, May 16, 2012
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  50. cheddar Wears a $6300 suit

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    in hindsight this was a pretty shitty riddle

    bebot solo
    cheddar, May 16, 2012
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