shitty riddles

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by cheddar, Aug 3, 2011.

  1. Kahless doesn't get 5/8

    Member Since:
    Dec 24, 2008
    Message Count:
    5,139
    Location:
    Far above the golden valley
    fate
  2. LTD i....

    Member Since:
    Oct 10, 2003
    Message Count:
    32,630
    DING DING DING DING DING
  3. Francis I the singer from Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2007
    Message Count:
    20,424
    Location:
    the holy sea
    stop dinging ya dingus
    Asteroid and FLAPAPATEIC like this.
  4. Taco Tuesday Help Me Come Alive

    Member Since:
    Jul 6, 2003
    Message Count:
    24,522
    Location:
    philly suburbs
    zorbos gonna zorb
  5. Bagelstein High Exalted Mystic Führer

    Member Since:
    Jan 26, 2010
    Message Count:
    1,552
    close but no
  6. Bagelstein High Exalted Mystic Führer

    Member Since:
    Jan 26, 2010
    Message Count:
    1,552
    Hint: Its not an exact phonetic match, but its pretty close.
  7. Octaotac Barry Bungdut

    Member Since:
    May 31, 2005
    Message Count:
    3,027
    Location:
    New York
    [IMG]
    2 words.
    椎名林檎 and cheddar like this.
  8. Like Junior Member

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2007
    Message Count:
    4,859
    Location:
    The Netherlands
    later boners
    Talon, bradar, Saber and 2 others like this.
  9. cheddar Wears a $6300 suit

    Member Since:
    Mar 10, 2004
    Message Count:
    15,290
    Location:
    Finland
  10. Octaotac Barry Bungdut

    Member Since:
    May 31, 2005
    Message Count:
    3,027
    Location:
    New York
    It was actually "Ornery rib bone" but that one works as well.
  11. Saber Blessed Visionary

    Member Since:
    Mar 1, 2003
    Message Count:
    22,831
    Location:
    Regensburg
    that's 3 words

    YOU'RE LYING!
  12. Octaotac Barry Bungdut

    Member Since:
    May 31, 2005
    Message Count:
    3,027
    Location:
    New York
    [IMG]
    One word.
    Talon likes this.
  13. Saber Blessed Visionary

    Member Since:
    Mar 1, 2003
    Message Count:
    22,831
    Location:
    Regensburg
  14. Danimal Almost £7.00 in dog money.

    Member Since:
    Mar 1, 2004
    Message Count:
    18,039
    Location:
    Derpingham
  15. Saber Blessed Visionary

    Member Since:
    Mar 1, 2003
    Message Count:
    22,831
    Location:
    Regensburg
  16. MetalmanDT Junior Member

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2007
    Message Count:
    2,487
  17. Danimal Almost £7.00 in dog money.

    Member Since:
    Mar 1, 2004
    Message Count:
    18,039
    Location:
    Derpingham
    something something something thread
    cheddar likes this.
  18. Francis I the singer from Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2007
    Message Count:
    20,424
    Location:
    the holy sea
    mike portnoys sister itthread
  19. MetalmanDT Junior Member

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2007
    Message Count:
    2,487
    not even close. warning: it's pretty shitty.
  20. Wudstock22 Hanes to the Face

    Member Since:
    Nov 6, 2006
    Message Count:
    4,410
    Location:
    NOT LANCASTER
    [IMG]
    3 (or 1) words
  21. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

    Member Since:
    Apr 30, 2004
    Message Count:
    17,322
    stop pee trophy
  22. Rathma Moon President

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2007
    Message Count:
    16,139
    stop urine first
  23. Scary Ed Don't tempt me Frodo

    Member Since:
    May 11, 2007
    Message Count:
    27,946
    Location:
    New Hampshire
  24. Deimos Started a mosh pit at a Larry Graham gig

    Member Since:
    May 6, 2009
    Message Count:
    3,341
    Location:
    Lat. 53°22'N Lon.06°574'E
  25. Taco Tuesday Help Me Come Alive

    Member Since:
    Jul 6, 2003
    Message Count:
    24,522
    Location:
    philly suburbs
    shit on multiple photos of Tom Riddle OH WAIT FUCK
    Asteroid and cheddar like this.
  26. Wudstock22 Hanes to the Face

    Member Since:
    Nov 6, 2006
    Message Count:
    4,410
    Location:
    NOT LANCASTER
    first word is not stop
  27. Taco Tuesday Help Me Come Alive

    Member Since:
    Jul 6, 2003
    Message Count:
    24,522
    Location:
    philly suburbs
    Curb Urine Trophy

    -> curbyourentropy
    cheddar, Cheezinator, bradar and 3 others like this.
  28. MetalmanDT Junior Member

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2007
    Message Count:
    2,487
    Well....nobody gets mine I guess.

    ANSWER BELOW
    Five Eight Joke Thread
  29. cheddar Wears a $6300 suit

    Member Since:
    Mar 10, 2004
    Message Count:
    15,290
    Location:
    Finland
    that is one shitty fucking riddle
    Asteroid, Cheezinator, bradar and 4 others like this.
  30. Taco Tuesday Help Me Come Alive

    Member Since:
    Jul 6, 2003
    Message Count:
    24,522
    Location:
    philly suburbs
  31. Bebot Solo Tom Hanks White

    Member Since:
    May 7, 2009
    Message Count:
    3,153
    Location:
    Portland, OR
    freezing hungryidiot
    cheddar likes this.
  32. MetalmanDT Junior Member

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2007
    Message Count:
    2,487
    Absolutely hungry
  33. Taco Tuesday Help Me Come Alive

    Member Since:
    Jul 6, 2003
    Message Count:
    24,522
    Location:
    philly suburbs
    MetalmanDT's is pretty funny, but no. Think this forum and what we talk about (just like every single riddle in this thread).
  34. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

    Member Since:
    Apr 30, 2004
    Message Count:
    17,322
    kevin moore
    cheddar and Taco Tuesday like this.
  35. Taco Tuesday Help Me Come Alive

    Member Since:
    Jul 6, 2003
    Message Count:
    24,522
    Location:
    philly suburbs
  36. cheddar Wears a $6300 suit

    Member Since:
    Mar 10, 2004
    Message Count:
    15,290
    Location:
    Finland
  37. Dignan expert

    Member Since:
    Apr 27, 2007
    Message Count:
    10,000
    One of the worst yet
  38. Bebot Solo Tom Hanks White

    Member Since:
    May 7, 2009
    Message Count:
    3,153
    Location:
    Portland, OR
  39. LTD i....

    Member Since:
    Oct 10, 2003
    Message Count:
    32,630
    sad lost panda leaves
  40. bradar Perfect, and relevant

    Member Since:
    Apr 10, 2005
    Message Count:
    22,778
    Location:
    Brisbane, QLD, Australia
    the others panda right
  41. Francis I the singer from Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2007
    Message Count:
    20,424
    Location:
    the holy sea
    kung fu panda
    Asteroid likes this.
  42. NafGorp You will hate me

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2007
    Message Count:
    15,137
    Location:
    Only in America
    shitty TV shows panda
  43. Bebot Solo Tom Hanks White

    Member Since:
    May 7, 2009
    Message Count:
    3,153
    Location:
    Portland, OR
    hint: the panda is a logo from something else
  44. Taco Tuesday Help Me Come Alive

    Member Since:
    Jul 6, 2003
    Message Count:
    24,522
    Location:
    philly suburbs
    Lost WWF
    bradar and The Neat like this.
  45. Bebot Solo Tom Hanks White

    Member Since:
    May 7, 2009
    Message Count:
    3,153
    Location:
    Portland, OR
    did any of you guys ever play the tony hawk games? jeez
  46. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

    Member Since:
    Apr 30, 2004
    Message Count:
    17,322
    tony hawk panda boobs
  47. Saber Blessed Visionary

    Member Since:
    Mar 1, 2003
    Message Count:
    22,831
    Location:
    Regensburg
    yeah

    I still have no clue what you're talking about
  48. Bebot Solo Tom Hanks White

    Member Since:
    May 7, 2009
    Message Count:
    3,153
    Location:
    Portland, OR
  49. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

    Member Since:
    Apr 30, 2004
    Message Count:
    17,322
    enjoy photographs tv shows
  50. cheddar Wears a $6300 suit

    Member Since:
    Mar 10, 2004
    Message Count:
    15,290
    Location:
    Finland
    try guessing mine, i promise it's not shitty as fuck like that panda bullshit