Roger Ebert

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Uncle Damfee, Sep 2, 2010.

  1. Uncle Damfee Fuck

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  2. Talon Junior Member

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    is old.
  3. ProgFreak Junior Member

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    I kinda like him. He's a good film critic, although I'm not always in complete agreement.
  4. cheddar Wears a $6300 suit

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    i think he rarely analyzes films on a very comprehensive or insightful level, but his reviews are definitely entertaining and i regularly check them out.
  5. Uncle Damfee Fuck

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    he is, uh, how do I put this. Missing his lower jaw.
  6. Technetium a 12-year-old girl showing her tits on stickam

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    I like the random average-weight black woman in the background.
  7. Scary Ed Don't tempt me Frodo

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    Look at those cock sucking lips
  8. cheddar Wears a $6300 suit

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    yeah, and he talks like stephen hawking these days
  9. Uncle Damfee Fuck

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    he looks like something out of a horror movie


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  10. Dignan fucking cunt

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    That's his wife I think
  11. Rockettmeister Massive Irish Member

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  12. Dignan fucking cunt

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    In his columns he doesn't, but I think he does write essays and stuff. I know he lectures at film schools.
  13. Uncle Damfee Fuck

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    I'm guessing he doesn't eat her out nowadays
  14. cheddar Wears a $6300 suit

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    he doesn't have to, considering he has a massive cock
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    room = this thread
    cats = me
  18. Technetium a 12-year-old girl showing her tits on stickam

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    here we go. Where's the other one?
  19. Disappear shut the fuck up.

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    holy shit
  20. MistaMarko Retired Troll

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    inb4 someone makes that their avatar
  21. chronowarp Changed man

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    WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS FACE
  22. Uncle Damfee Fuck

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    not having a jaw does that to you
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    what the fuck happened to him?
  24. Asteroid master of disguise

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    I thought he had died. I hate you, you disrespectful bastard.
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  26. LTD gotten horf

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  27. chronowarp Changed man

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    thyroid cancer, according to wiki
  28. Uncle Damfee Fuck

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    lol @ his lips. was he trying to make himself more appealing to his wife?
  29. curbyourentropy psh

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    Stupid, disrespectful thread.
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    What happened to him?
  31. curbyourentropy psh

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  32. Uncle Damfee Fuck

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    sure is no mantits
  33. curbyourentropy psh

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  34. LTD gotten horf

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    where's the difference to 80% of all other threads here?
  35. kid_gloves The Best Genre

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    I'm more amazed that there were people who didnt know this already.
  36. curbyourentropy psh

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    Seriously, this. Ebert's been dealing with this for almost a decade now.
  37. Disappear shut the fuck up.

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    cry about it adolf
  38. Officer Frank Drebin Junior Member

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    Quoting it so it's on page 2.























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  39. LTD gotten horf

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  41. Uncle Damfee Fuck

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    sure is [IMG]o brain tumor
  42. Asteroid master of disguise

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    Agree completely.
  43. Disappear shut the fuck up.

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    lol at the white knightism on this thread.
  44. Andres sophisticated ignorance

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYKhHRTrQhU"]YouTube- Siskel & Ebert - Jaws: the Revenge (1987)[/ame]
  45. curbyourentropy psh

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    Cancer's just a terrible thing to happen to anybody, and most of us know people who have fought or are fighting it (with some really devastating effects on their bodies and overall quality of life). I just don't see the appeal in viewing its victims underhandedly or cruelly at all.

    @Andres: fuck.
  46. Uncle Damfee Fuck

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    no one was making fun of him. if anything we were horrified by the effect cancer had on him
  47. Disappear shut the fuck up.

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    no, we were making fun of him.
  48. Bacong well-together man

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    throbcol cancer
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  50. kid_gloves The Best Genre

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    dont really agree with you here curb, its cool to make some fun of it. in fact ebert has made it a point to appear in public despite people warning him about tabloids etc. he was just like.... SO WHAT LET THEM.

    no one is going to hurt his feelings.