I had this crazy dream last night... I was paying for gas & I said, "$24 of gas please." The guy charges me $2,400,000 ACCIDENTALLY. Something very strange happened though (having lost much much more than was in my account...) I was ok. I don't really NEED money to be happy(at least not that much) In Luke, Jesus sent the disciples out with NOTHING but the clothes on their back. By faith they were provided for. Takeaways: 1) God is bigger than our "problems," God has got you baby! 2) Keep a large savings account for emergencies (hopefully not like this...lol) 3) Gas prices are crazy...haha Have a great Thursday & God Bless!
I added my 17 year old niece on facebook a month ago and it has been absolutely horrible, she's (apparently) super religious and posts horrible cheesy jesus-loves-me stuff throughout the day... unfortunately almost all of it is in dutch.. but this is her timeline pic and some more: .
Stop telling God how big your storm is and, start telling the storm how big your God is <3 Thinks people need to realize that going & sitting in church doesn't make u a Christian, no more than going & standing in ur kitchen making dinner & ur a chef if you believe in Santa you get gifts if you believe in Jesus you get eternal life: no question i choose Jesus!! Jesus is the REASON for the SEASON
“The woman was made of a rib out of the side of Adam; not made out of his head to rule over him, nor out of his feet to be trampled upon by him, but out of his side to be equal with him, under his arm to be protected, and near his heart to be beloved.” ― Matthew Henrylol equal
Hmm... according to that graph there are still 193 copies of Sophocles in existence today. I'm pretty stoked about this information, I've always wanted to meet at least one of him.
I can't understand how you can even have these people's posts appearing in your news feeds. If any of those posts appeared it'd be an instant unfriending offence.
as soon as I saw this thread I was worried that PIMP B would become liable for manslaughter charges by alcohol poisoning. I would have tons of really generic ones from my feed to make you all drink to
I can't seem to find any of these right now. I think I've long since hidden updates by most of my old church friends on FB.
Just watched The Passion of The Christ for the first time...I am at a loss for words, but I can honestly say that the movie has me looking at life at a totally different way now. 18 people like this
Quite a few things posted in the past hour: Just saw a bumper sticker that said "if it ain't King James it ain't the Bible". What do you think? "If creation were a crime, would not God be the prime suspect?" (Robert Brault) Romans 3:23-24 Everyone has sinned and is far away from God's saving presence. But by the free gift of God's grace all are put right with him through Christ Jesus, who sets them free The power of prayer works! GOD IS GOOD!!! So love God, love people, and thoroughly hate sin!
Love thy brother............................................................. who thinks EXACTLY as you do and doesn't disagree...
TAKE TIME TO READ. It's worth reading it. Trust me Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in GOD ? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD good ? Student : Sure. Professor: Is GOD all powerful ? Student : Yes. Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm? (Student was silent.) Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good? Student : Yes. Professor: Is satan good ? Student : No. Professor: Where does satan come from ? Student : From … GOD … Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world? Student : Yes. Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct? Student : Yes. Professor: So who created evil ? (Student did not answer.) Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, who created them ? (Student had no answer.) Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD? Student : No, sir. Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD? Student : No , sir. Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter? Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t. Professor: Yet you still believe in Him? Student : Yes. Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son? Student : Nothing. I only have my faith. Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has. Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat? Professor: Yes. Student : And is there such a thing as cold? Professor: Yes. Student : No, sir. There isn’t. (The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.) Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it. (There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.) Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness? Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness? Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you? Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ? Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed. Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how? Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey? Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do. Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir? (The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.) Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class was in uproar.) Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain? (The class broke out into laughter. ) Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir? (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.) Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son. Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving. P.S. I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends / colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you? Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH. By the way, that student was "EINSTEIN." get your fucking whiskey out
no way am I reading that the night before a workday maybe friday when I can afford to be hung over the following day
