Quit porn TED talk

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  1. PIMP B GET SILLY

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  2. mastershake Junior Member

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    the speaker is tech?
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  3. Cheezinator That's why you're in my room tonight.

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    so awkward it gives me chest pains
  4. Rathma Dis aint fo no fuck nigga

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    The first time I jerked off to a girl, when I was 11 or 12 some girl in my junior high school lifted her shirt a little bit, and I saw like the hemline where her pants meet.. And I thought about it later and came in 10 seconds. And then I grew up and I had to think about fucking and blowing and having my ass eaten, shit in the face and all that stuff. And now i'm so desensitized and old that i'm back to the only thing that gets me off is the 12 year old girl lifting her shirt a little bit.
  5. black_floyd Member

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    Few posts encapsulate a member's essence as effectively as this one :lol
  6. Harun idgaf

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    that guy only made that so he could make himself feel better about never getting any

    true story: i saw some lady's buttcrack today. better than alexis texas' buttcrack? fuck no
  7. Aäck each time u kill a kitten

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    fascinating
  8. Aäck each time u kill a kitten

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    I'd be open to quitting porn (I'd still check out efucked though) but how would I jerk off? I'd need to at least twice a week.
  9. pouf serious member

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  10. wogbog og og

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    I don't agree that porn has the most potential of internet uses to become addictive. I've spent hours refreshing forums waiting for new posts, but you jerk off and that's that, takes 30 minutes tops. Don't think you can binge on masturbation and do it over and over again.

    (But the general point might still be right.)

    Also hearing him say "novel hot babes" is hilarious.
  11. black_floyd Member

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    Needs to be posted in the "worst band names" thread.
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  12. Deimos Started a mosh pit at a Larry Graham gig

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  13. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    best part is at 3:45. dat fish cracks me up
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  14. ProgFreak Junior Member

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    Fix'd.
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  15. The Lizard Ooga booga

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    I'd quit porn, but then my non-masturbation streak would end up in multiple 2 minute premature ejaculatory sex sessions with my other half which would then cause relationship problems leading to separation leading me to watch porn again.
  16. Infernal_Goose Junior Member

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    Y'know, you could just jerk it w/o porn...
  17. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    You could just read transcripts of TV shows instead of watching them
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  18. Infernal_Goose Junior Member

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    Hey, I'm not suggesting he actually does that, just saying that it is possible to do that...
  19. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    Well anything is possible if you put your mind to it
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  20. Infernal_Goose Junior Member

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  21. The Lizard Ooga booga

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    Sure, it's possible, but as a society we've inevitably grown to beat down the female public as much as possible for our own pleasure....

    Except I like the porns when the woman beats down the man and makes him a tool for her pleasure....I'm sick I know.
  22. Grack BEST POSTER EU

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    This reminded me, did we have a no fap february?
  23. Deimos Started a mosh pit at a Larry Graham gig

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    We did not, unfortunately.
    What happened to our sense of community?
  24. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    no fap starting now?
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  25. Deimos Started a mosh pit at a Larry Graham gig

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  26. Grack BEST POSTER EU

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    No masturbate May
  27. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    no start now and no masturbate till Cinco de Mayo...then you can celebrate by fapping madly
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  28. Deimos Started a mosh pit at a Larry Graham gig

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    Allllrighty, No Maysturbate.
  29. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    let's have a fapril


    awwww yeahhh
  30. Infernal_Goose Junior Member

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    As a metaphor for your marriage?

    :iceburn:
  31. joeshabadoo He Can Into Space

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    ill jump in the no fap zone
  32. schwans only Conifer Enthusiast

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    This makes me feel old. Porn is only involved in like 30% of my jerk-offs, tops.
  33. Infernal_Goose Junior Member

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    Nah just means you have a good imagination bro.
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  34. BradleyJ Who can make the sunrise sprinkle with the dew?

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    Uhh, how often do you have to look at porn to be considered a porn addict? :
  35. Cheezinator That's why you're in my room tonight.

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    curious about that as well