post the last 3 text messages you received

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by PIMP B, Apr 1, 2011.

  1. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    if it's boring conversational shit, limit it to 1 from each person

    1) "Sooo fukin good"
    2) a picture message
    3) "Don't think I will"
  2. SCF Humble

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    1. kk
    2. me too, princess
    3. Yeah fml.
  3. LTD i....

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    1. Sooo fukin good
    2. ???
    3. Don't think I will
  4. dissentience President of PC Gaming Master Race

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    1. i'll see you in 2 hours
    2. i'm almost at your house
    3. i can't wait to see you again
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  5. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    aw mommy loves fuck
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  6. dissentience President of PC Gaming Master Race

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  7. King Medicine fuck you

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    1. Really? I'm sorry.
    2. He had sores on his dick.
    3. I'm sure he's dead somewhere by now. OH MY GOD. Set phasers to love me!
  8. Brooks jumpingduck.jpg

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    1. Silly! Who you with?
    2. Daddy's selling his corvette, brahhh!
    3. Buhl
  9. Disappear idot

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    are we to post in order of receiving them? so most recent is #3? in that case:

    1. K I come relatively early then
    2. We we we we so excited
    3. Um
  10. Zorbo what

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    1. Cause I got paid today!! :)
    2. Jezza should be there are u in your car?
    3. My arms are aching soooo much
  11. sicsmoo The Singularity Is Near

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    1. Hey how r u?
    2. Win for me bebe
    3. Count me out tonight bro sorry.
  12. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    1)

    Best Regards,
    PIMP B

    2)

    Best Regards,
    PIMP B

    3)
  13. elisabeth23 Tits McGee

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    i actually havent been txting much lately.....fiveeight send me your numbers so I may text you!
  14. 椎名林檎 The Hindenburg of walkin' into a room

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    will you text back pics of your boobs?
  15. nomemf doesn't own any clothes

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    1. "Ok"
    2. "Yes"
    3. "be right there"
  16. elisabeth23 Tits McGee

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    my phone doesnt have a cam, its a cheapo phone


    but i will give masturbation updates if that suits you.
  17. Deimos Started a mosh pit at a Larry Graham gig

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    1: Battery failure, I'll check at home. Give that baby some juice and I'll be banging head for sure.

    2: Haha, okay, good luck with that

    3: Suck my dick faggot
  18. AndyT Junior Member

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    just got your msg..........you're sooo lovely ;) I'm online now if you fancied a chat!!? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    dude i dont wnt 2 rush u but my appontment is at half past mate
    hey andy ;) hope your okay. i'm not going to be able to make it tonight... I'm really sorry! :( x x x
  19. King Medicine fuck you

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  20. Techun Must Go Faster!

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    labview is now working like a charm
    yeah i'll hook a pot up
    nah eating dinner
  21. Kiwi ¿

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    Hi Mark, yes am just icing now - might be disaster though. Its up to you if you want to do one or not. I am trying to do a robot type sponge bob. Guy says is now good to pick up BBQ?

    Thanks would love to but have to finish the cake before K and O get here. X

    They are in the car. I will later
  22. 椎名林檎 The Hindenburg of walkin' into a room

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    like, in great detail?
  23. elisabeth23 Tits McGee

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    not super detail
  24. Mr. Saint protomusics

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    1. Step One
    2. ???
    3. PROFIT!!!
  25. moonmang is showering many games suck

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    1) Will imo
    2) Literally as soon as i leave your house and get into my own im mellow as can be. Kinda an atmospheric thing. Weird.
    3) Okay, I gotta leave at like 245, so hopefully we'll be able to chill for a little while.

    This is a stupid and boring thread and I don't know why I posted in it.
  26. el vigilante boaking accident

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    1) kk fer sure :)
    2) goal is to get arrested
    3) Whatever comes along blood cuz i'm an ignorant ass nigga raised in the hood that fool cboy ain't doin nothin right now we should head over their and pick up a forty oz of the malt liquor beverage of our choice
  27. Genomer Member

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    1. No worries see you later!
    2. Thanks broski, will do.
    3. Ok
  28. mastershake Junior Member

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    1. Nah not this lo cash. :( uncle Doland wouldn't pay for the flight
    2. That was a good one
    3. Wtf what about friday
  29. Aäck each time u kill a kitten

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    1) FtCK
    2) World will be destryoed....My ass!!!!
    3) ITS JEW DAY JEW DAY GOTTA BE A JEW ON JEWDAY
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  30. 椎名林檎 The Hindenburg of walkin' into a room

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    Sup Southern California buddy.
  31. MistaMarko oh hey

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    Iiiitts locked

    Good job man. I was legitimately mad for a while because I couldn't figure it out.

    The aids one or the justin bieber one
  32. alliaphagist Member

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    Hahahaha. You're simultaneously the worst and best.

    730 still good for you and you remember how to get to the house?

    Awesome see you there
  33. Archduke Gianpietro Immensely Creepy Member

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    1. please stop calling me
    2. what was the way to quit a session without it being traced?
    3. thank you, you too. who are you?
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  34. Liv i made myself sad

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    "Det vil jeg gøre :)"
    "Det er er ok trot Han er kommet lidt fra det igen så vi bliver vist bare hjemme gale svensker :D"
    "Sejt, op i rækkerne dér ;)"

    Uhh yeah
  35. Cheezinator That's why you're in my room tonight.

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    Nice! So are we.
    Well that was unfortunate.
  36. kid_gloves The Best Genre

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    cool
    Want to hang out tomorrow?
    cool cool


    i dont get this thread..... is this where we prove we have communications outside 5/8?
  37. Francis I the singer from Ghost

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    "Aaahhh the president of Nigeria is called GOODLUCK JONATHAN :niggah"
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  38. LTD i....

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    haha oh man
  39. kid_gloves The Best Genre

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    you get text messages in english?
  40. LTD i....

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    not posting mine btw because they're a) in german and b) too long
  41. Francis I the singer from Ghost

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    yes
  42. Powellman FAGGOT

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    1. You Doen Anythin 2night? Up for a hot spot gig? X
    2.Don't forget to ring that taxi place again, I realy need that iPod back
    3.Tracy, sean, Morrissey
  43. Francis I the singer from Ghost

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    Morrissey is dating Hitler
  44. King Prawn Shaft Masterpiece

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    1. I wish you half the worlds fun tonight. the other half is for me. :) see you tomorrow.
    2. okay sure.
    3. good, I am not sure if I am going to the pub crawl. ale is also going to work, enjoy weekend :)
  45. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    1. Lol
    2. Miss those Days
    3. Aight well I'm here.

    Limited to 1 per person.
  46. LilPop IDK LOL

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    1. "No lol I'm at the libbb"
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  47. Agent Honeydew Older Lady

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    1. chase acct main- XXXX: Bal : $12.75 as of 04/02/11 12:59 AM EDT below your $20.00 limit
    2. Idkk
    3.Ur face iz gross
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  48. CashmereFSB I got my balls did

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    1. Do you like date squares or lemon cake?
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  49. Disappear idot

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    1) you suck cock so well, amit
    2) i love shooting jizz all over your face baby
    3) i love you! --Pedro
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  50. Jizzplane Fuuuuuuuuu

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    1. Fuuuuuu
    2.Wait...underage like 7 or underage like 17?
    3. OH YEAH