DEADLOCK? more like REDCOCK OREGON? more like WHORE-A-GONE AT THE GATES? more like MAS TER BATES 2PAC? more like 2COCK TEARS FOR FEARS? more like TEARS ARE FOR QUEERS ICED EARTH? more like ICED GIRTH
IN THE PRESENCE OF ENEMIES PART 2? MORE LIKE Welcome tired pilgrim Into the circle We have been waiting Everyone´s gathered for your arrival All the believers Angels fall, all for you, heretic Demon heart bleed for us I´ve been waiting for you, Weary preacher man You have been expected Now we can begin Let this hollow day of judgment reign I have known you father, And your sacred quest Blessed soldier fighting You shall never rest I have known you, but do you know me? Angels fall, all for you, heretic Demon heart bleed for us (My soul is yours dark master, I will fight for you) Dark master within, I will fight for you Dark master of sin, Now my soul is yours Dark master, my guide, I will die for you Dark master inside I cannot see his face But I could feel his spite A presence from the dead Abandoned by the light This shadow will consume him from within This power that I sense The rage behind those eyes Is just a shrouded ghost A spirit deep inside The body and the soul both threats For they are one Angels fall, all for you, heretic Demon heart bleed for us My soul is yours dark master, I will fight for you Dark master within, I will fight for you Dark master of sin, Now my soul is yours Dark master, my guide, I will die for you Dark master inside Dark master, Amen, I belong to you Dark master within IV. The Slaughter of the Damned Don't Bother trying to find them They will be coming to you Fight, Fight and destroy Until you can't take anymore Slay! Spill the blood of the rebels They are the children of hell Flesh, Of the undead Stopping at nothing to kill Sin, Caught in a moment of weakness Committed the greatness of all Sold, Half of my soul And now its too late for you I judge us, my eyes see I judge and I am just For I speak of the beast That lives in all of us Unwelcome ones Your time has come Lord, You are my god and my shepherd Nothing more shall I want War, Through the abyss Into the shadow of death Fear, There is no evil to fear now For I know you are with me My, Cup overflows With my enemy's blood I, Decay in the house of the lord Forever, amen Death, Will follow me All the days of my life I judge as, My eyes see I judge and I am just For I speak of the beast That lives in all of us Unwelcome ones Your time has come Servants of the fallen Fight to pave the way For the savior's calling On this wicked day Through a veil of madness With a vicious play One man rises up Standing in their way It's time for your reckoning V. The Reckoning (Instrumental) VI. Salvation My soul grows weaker He knows and he waits He watches over me Standing at the inferno gates In the hour of darkness The moment I feared has passed The moment I lost my faith Promising salvation My soul is my own now I do not fight for you, dark master
OPETH? more like BOREPETH ASTRAL PROJECTION? more like ANAL EJACULATION THE MARS VOLTA? more like THE ARSE POLKA
ISIS? more like ISUCK ANATHALLO? more like ANAL FELLOW DJ SHADOW? more like DJ COCKBLOW BATTLE OF MICE? more like BATTLE OF DYKES MERZBOW? more like MERZBLOW BURIAL? more like BOREIAL CATHEDRAL? more like CATHETER
this was actually the best, I seriously lol'd APOCALYPTICA? MORE LIKE CRAPOCALYTICA AC / DC? MORE LIKE AWESOME
PANTERA? More like PANTS-ERA. RUSH? More like SHUSH. SHADOWS FALL? More like SHADOWS FAIL. SLEEP TERROR? More like SLEEP INDUCING. TOOL? More like FOOL. UNEARTH? More like UNBEARABLE.
STRAPPING YOUNG LAD? more like STRAP-ON YOUNG LAD! ROYAL HUNT? more like ROYAL CUNT! PORCUPINE TREE? more like PORK YOUR PINE-TREE JETHRO TULL? more like DEATH ROW CULL IN FLAMES? more like IN GAYMES! SYSTEM OF A DOWN? more like SYSTEM OF A FROWN!
AGALLOCH? MORE LIKE FAGGOT COCK ALCEST? MORE LIKE INCEST ARVO PART? MORE LIKE ARVO FART BLACKFIELD? MORE LIKE A PLACE FOR MY SLAVES TO PICK COTTON BOTCH? MORE LIKE CROTCH
whoever moved this back to MD, this stays in GD. Yes, it is music related, but spammy and not serious in nature.
PAVEMENT? More like GAY-HENTAI! THE VELVET UNDERGROUND? More like THE VULVAS UNDERGROUND! BLACK FLAG? More like BLACK FAG! TV ON THE RADIO? More like RADIO ON THE TV! BLOODY FOR MY VALENTINE? More like MY BULLET VALENTINE!
COHEED AND CAMBRIA? MORE LIKE BLOWHEED AND MANBRIA THE DEAR HUNTER? MORE LIKE THE QUEER PUNTER THE FUCKING CHAMPS? MORE LIKE THEY'RE FUCKING GUYS LED ZEPPELIN? MORE LIKE BLED ASSRING QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE? MORE LIKE QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE THE SMASHING PUMPKINS? MORE LIKE THE SMASHING COCKRINGS TOOL? MORE LIKE
