~ Mick Jagger & The Rolling Stones more like Mick Jack-off & The Rolling Rocks Led Zeppelin more like Leak Dorklin Pain of Salvation more like Pains from Frustration Beck more like Wreck Green Day more like Green Puke Red Hot Chili Peppers more like Ice Cold Silly Peckers
Vivaldi? More like VIVULVA! Apocalyptica? More like I-POKE-YOUR-LIP-WITH-COCK Rush? More like GUSH Incubus? More like CUM-IN-US! Epica? More like SEX APPEAL! Anal Cunt? More like ANAL SEX! Eric Clapton? More like I-GOT-THE-CLAP!
EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY? MORE LIKE EXPLOSION IN MY PANTS BEHOLD... THE ARCTOPUS? MORE LIKE BEHOLD MY DIRTYPUSSY BLACK SABBATH? MORE LIKE NIGGER FAGGOTH DEEP PURPLE? MORE LIKE DEEP PURPLE ANUS EMERSON LAKE & PALMER? MORE LIKE FAGGOT GAY & PANSY LINKIN PARK? MORE LIKE LICKING FART SCAR SYMMETRY? MOLE LIKE SCAR IN-MY-CRACKY
AGHORA? MORE LIKE AG-WHORE-HER BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME? MORE LIKE BETWEEN THE ANUS AND ME SHADOW GALLERY? MORE LIKE SHADOW FAGGOTRY THE OFFSPRING? MORE LIKE THE COCK-RING
...AND YOU WILL KNOW US BY THE TRAIL OF THE DEAD? more like ...AND YOU WILL KNOW US BY THE FAIL OF OUR MUSIC
ISIS? more like MY TITS MEWITHOUTYOU? more like EATING MY POO EXTOL? more like SEX-TOL MAN MAN? more like MAN PENETRATING A MAN DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE? more like SEX CAB FOR BOOTY ARSIS? more like ARSE TITS CEPHALIC CARNAGE? more like PHALIC CARNAGE BUCKET FULL OF TEETH? more like CUM-BUCKET FULL OF SEED FEAR BEFORE THE MARCH OF FLAMES? more like QUEER BEFORE THE MARCH OF FLAMERS PSYOPUS? more like PSYO-PUSSY GIANT? more like GIANT COCK BORIS? more like BORE-IS KISS KISS? more like PISS PISS AESOP ROCK? more like AESOP'S COCK
so fucking true WHEN DREAM AND DAY UNITE? more like WHEN FAIL AND GAY UNITE IMAGES AND WORDS? more like IMAGES AND TURDS AWAKE? more like A CAKE (A REALLY SHITTY ONE AT THAT) FALLING INTO INFINITY? more like FAILING INTO INFINITY OCTAVARIUM? more like SUCKTAVARIUM SYSTEMATIC CHAOS? more like SYSTEMATIC GAY-OS
IMAGES AND WORDS? more like IMAGES AND TURDS PULL ME UNDER? more like TEAR MY ASS ASUNDER ANOTHER DAY? more like ANOTHER GAY TAKE THE TIME? more like GAY SEX CRIME SURROUNDED? more like SUPOUNDED IN THE ASS METROPLIS PART I: THE MIRACLE AND THE SLEEPER? more like GAYTROPOLIS FART 1, THE TESTICLE AND THE CREEPER UNDER A GLASS MOON? more like UNDER AN ASS POON WAIT FOR SLEEP? more like WAIT FOR SODOMY LEARNING TO LIVE? more like YEARNING TO GIVE BLOWJOBS
6:00? more like SUCKS A COCK CAUGHT IN A WEB? more like COCK IN A WET pussy INNOCENCE FADED? more like INNOCENCE FORCEFULLY TAKEN AWAY HENCE A NON-GRADUAL TRANSITION EROTOMANIA? more like WANT2RAEP
AWAKE? more like SHITCAKE 6:00? more like DICKS A COCK CAUGHT IN A WEB? more like COCK IN AN ASS INNOCENCE FADED? more like INNOCENCE GAY-DED EROTOMANIA? more like EROTIC GAY SHIA VOICES? more like BOYSEX THE SILENT MAN? more like THE FAGGOT MAN THE MIRROR? more like THE QUEER LIE? more like A GAY GUY LIFTING SHADOWS OFF A DREAM? more like LIFTING SHADOWS OFF A CREAM SCARRED? more like FART SPACE DYE VEST? more like GAY GUY SEX
OGRE JEDI? more like BOOGER JEW GUY BOARDS OF CANADA? more like BOARDS OF AUSTRALIA CHICK COREA? more like CHICK'S UREA DEMONS & WIZARDS? more like FAGS & MONSTERS EDGE OF SANITY? more like DREGS OF CRAPPERY FOO FIGHTERS? more like POO BITERS GENESIS? more like GENE-SISSY GREG HOWE? more like GREG DON'TE
ALICE COOPER? more like ALICE POOPER ANDREW BIRD? more like ANDREW TURD ANDREW WK? more like ANDREW W GAY MONSTER MAGNET? more like MONSTER FAGGOT AIDSDIA? more like GAYDSDIA OPETH? more like OPATHETIC
MUSE? more like SNOOZE DEFTONES? more like TONE DEAF GORILLAZ? more like NIGGAZ MESHUGGAH? more like ME SHRUGGAH VIRGIN BLACK? more like I WANT MY VIRGINITY BACK
ORBITAL? more like SNOREBITAL OSI? more like HO-S-I REEL BIG FISH? more like REAL BIG FAGGOTS SIMON & GARFUNKEL? more like HYMEN AND GARFAIL SKID ROW? more like SHIT ROW SLAYER? more like GAYER SNOOP DOGG? more like POOP DOGG
RICKY MARTIN? more like RICKY FARTIN HANSON? more like HANDSOME... BLACK SABBATH? more like CRACK FAGGOTH SUM41? more like CUM41 QUEENS OF THE STONEAGE? more like QUEENS OF THE STONEAGE STEPHEN LYNCH? more like SQUEEZE 'N PINCH
KRAFTWERK? more like CRAPWORK TANGERINE DREAM? more like BAD HYGIENE CREAM JEAN MICHEL JARRE? more like FRENCH FAGGOT
