Official Premier League Fantasy Soccer thread v.2011-2012

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holy what

wrong thread my friend

fuck

Just thought I'd chime in to say that Sentinet 7 got the 144th highest score in fantasy league today


as opposed to my 2,343,504 placement today



lol

What a shitty gameweek. Average points is only 23

Goddammit I love you Gareth Bale, you fucking missing link

Another shitty week, then.

I'm out of the fucking cup because I captained Nani instead of Van Persie. Fuck my life,

Fuck, I didn't even get chance to change my team before this gameweek.

lol you have no tottenham players. this gameweek is going to be rough for you.

fffuuuuuck, i should've brought in Bale or something

oh well, at least i've got an everton player for this gameweek

RITE

RITE?

I hate Fantasy Football. Newcastle with a great win tonight, but it's completely ruined this week for me. God damnit.

lol


I fucking hate myself from bringing in Baines for a hit, and leaving Ryan Taylor on my bench.

The fact that Everton are absolute shit should've warned me that that was a terrible mistake.

Just checked my team since the last time I posted. 14th and 4 of my starting 11 are injured, and 2 of 3 outfield subs are injured

You can use your wildcard now

I'm waiting until after the transfer window until I use my wildcard this time

Yep, to be honest I don't feel too bad about my team as of now. Also, it's currently at a 110.7 value right now

Wish I'd started Nathan Dyer today. 10 points before bonuses. Not bad at all.
I've got Pilkington to come in for Sturridge, so I need to hope that either Silva or Richards doesn't play tomorrow. CROSS YOUR FINGERS, FUCKERS

Yeah, I hope Silva doesn't play tomorrow, because I have Ryan Taylor coming in with 9 points

Silva is playing.











But Richards isn't. This means I'll get Silva's points and Dyer's points.

MOTHERFUCK. I get 0 of Ryan Taylor's 12 points

Silva with an assist already

Wonder how much Cisse will cost

Took out Dempsey for Gerrard.



I am the fucking worst at this game.

I've only got 6 points so far

25 points. Wow. I think that's an all time low for me.

I still can't believe I took out Dempsey for Gerrard the night before.

Thinking he'd be injured for today, I took out Bale and replaced him with Van der Vaart. I spent 4 points to do so.



Van der Vaart played 30 minutes before coming off with an injury
Bale scored two goals.




Thinking he'd be back for Blackburn, I brought Ba in for Agbonlahor.
Alan Pardew confirmed today that Ba won't make it back for Blackburn.




I'm so terrible at this game.

at least you didn't completely forget there were games today, and made no changes, and left Gerrard as your captain. Although he didn't play, and Van Persie is my capt'n, so I hope it works out in the end.

Van Persie was my captain today


Oh yes.

Too bad he was also everybody else's captain

Fucking hell, so he is. Almost a waste of points

I captained Ba instead of Van Persie today, thinking that Arsenal would lose to Liverpool.

Oh well, Ba will score 3 against Sunderland tonight

I captained Aguero. He didn't fucking play.

Who was your vice captain?

Did City even field at team? Neither Silva or Richards played either

Ba is my vice-captain. Hope he rips Sunderland to shreds tomorrow.

fuck YEAH

What a fucking SHITTY week for me.

Santon concedes, comes off at HT
Sessegnon gets set off
Ba misses a fucking penalty
Silva, Richards and Bale don't play


fuck this shit
FUCK
THIS
SHIT

Yeah, mine wasn't much better.

Ba out, Cisse in. Watch Ba score 3 against Liverpool

fuk

So it's pretty damn close at the top of the 5/8 league there. Anyone in the top 3 could end up finishing top. I've resigned myself to settling for 4th

looks like elmo has the head to head league all sewn up

gg guys

who the FUCK are Barack Obama and Brodrigo Jones?


It's gonna be a nervy finish

i have no clue