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FUCK

Oh fuck off. One of my mates doesn't even follow football at all and he managed to beat me this week. he's playing a 5-4-1 ffs

fuck YEAH i'm 5th in 5/8

Fuck what is happening

How many of you cunts are trying to squeeze Aguero into your team?

I managed it quite easily

What's your name dogg?

I fucking did this

I didn't. Everybody is going to bring him in, and honestly, Man City aren't going to be playing Swansea City everyday.

Yeah. I don't know what's going to happen when Tevez starts playing too. I swapped Aguero out for Bent so I only had to get an extra 1.5mil.

in b4 elmo uses his wildcard to bring in Aguero at week 7

Am I fucking mental? I always thought Aguero was a fullback LOL

I'm thinking about changing my team. My midfield costs 38mil , which is nearly half of the money I have spent on my team.

Nah fuck it. Ideally I'd want a 3-4-3 with Suarez, Rooney, Aguero up front but it's not worth it atm with the coming United fixtures.

lol @ only watching English football

Are you even a real person

Is there someone named Sergio or aguero that I might be thinking of? Either way, shut up.

There's Sergio Ramos, but I don't think you're that thick. Are you?

nope, much thinner

whatever

CARN THE REDS

There's too much team rotation these days. What happened to the same 11 playing about 3 seasons straight?

Fuck

this

shit

Suarez not starting kinda fucks me off, but at least he got a goal. Should've had faith and stuck Enrique in, but good old Steven Taylor bagged me a decent 6 points. Should have also picked Krul instead of Given

Aguero to score 6 tonight.

Bardsley red card and conceded
Brown conceded
Malouda sold 4 days ago and scores
Bent sold 4 days ago, scores and sets up

FML

I did the same as your last two things, replaced Bent with Torres, made Torres captain.

FML

I knew I never should have brought that piece of shit in, but everyone was hyping him to score this week

I have 28 points sitting on my bench. Holy fucking shit I hate my life.

Shit week for clean sheets.

And I should be drowning in points now if Aguero wasn't shit out of luck.

I told you guys not every team was Swansea City

but then again, he was still a better option than Nandy Torres

also lol @ the idiot mod who changed the name of the thread

Americunt

Elmo I thought you were smarter than picking Torres

Only 43 points so far, with 1 still to play tomorrow. Not too happy with that. Made my transfer already and have 3 points in the bank, which I'll spend on a decent striker (well, more decent than leroy lita - even I would get more points over a season than him) next week.

I hate this game.

I guess "Premier League" wasn't enough to distinguish between the threads. Not even the courtesy of a message in the thread.

oh
i'm 1st
would you look at that

I played my wildcard

lol

I'm holding back. You get another in the january transfer window?

Fuck I took Jarvis out last minute. Heartbreak.

Oh you niggas gon be real mad at me

Fuck.

Woop 60 points this week. David Silva as captain ftw! Was hoping bale/nani would do more yesterday though

I think the main problem is that a lot of great players are fuckwits, and I feel like choosing them is supporting them somehow. There should be a massive cunt tax. Choosing Nani shouldn't leave you enough to fill your squad.

I fell out with my Da this weekend because I wanted Suarez to score and was happy when he did. I have shamed him.

fantasy league

ruining families since '06

fantasy league

serious fucking business

Mata is in at 9.5.

A little high for a midfield debutant, but considering how pricey Malouda and Lampard are, he should be a good option

Interesting...

I have Dzeko, Rooney (C), and Young in my line-up.

Yup.

just fuck this

just fuck this whole thing

From 12 to 1.

Bow to your new leader, bitches

Wildcard time.

Oh fuck off
Fuck everything
Cunt the fucking world




Wildcard used.

Just used it. Back to 3-4-3. Bendtner up front. Feels good man.

Two of my players doubtful for this gameweek. Glad my wildcard is still active