Official Premier League Fantasy Soccer thread v.2011-2012

Discussion in 'Sports and Athletics' started by Uncle Damfee, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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    sign up your team here:

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com

    code for the fiveeight league:

    5933-18628

    I'll also be starting a head to head league

    head to head:

    5933-99185
  2. Sentient 7 Looking ass nigga

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    wait, how do I join the league?
  3. Sentient 7 Looking ass nigga

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    never mind, I got it.

    Fucking lol at my team....
  4. Sentient 7 Looking ass nigga

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    never mind, I got it.

    Fucking lol at my team...

    Seriously, fucking lol at my team.
  5. mudney Junior Member

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    I don't even know where to start this year, think i'm gonna wait until we know a bit more about who's staying with who. If Aguero joins City, he's probably in.
  6. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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    Yeah, there's still a lot of transfers that need to be sorted out, like Sneidjer to United and such. I just did "auto-fill" for now, and then I'll really start thinking about my team a week before.
  7. Sentient 7 Looking ass nigga

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    I haven't really ever followed brit league that much. I watch several games last year and if it's slow enough at work I'd catch a couple more games here and there, but maybe playing this thing will encourage me to follow it more closely.
  8. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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    9 members so far. Nice. I believe we still have Kiwi and Ant left to sign up :ponder

    btw: I created a head to head league:

    5933-99185
  9. Sentient 7 Looking ass nigga

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    I'm a win dis shit niggas
  10. Kiwi ¿

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    I signed up but haven't picked my team yet. Took me an hour to pick about 6 players, so gave up and will try again tonight. Maybe. :psy
  11. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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    Just do the auto-fill meanwhile
  12. Ant Beat Konducta

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    I'm going to do it as soon as my laptop is fixed. I can only browse on my iPod at the moment. Maybe it has an app.
  13. Kiwi ¿

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    i'm fucking in, niggerfuckers
  14. Grack BEST POSTER EU

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    :colbert:
  15. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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  16. Kiwi ¿

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  17. Ant Beat Konducta

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    So what is the head to head thing?

    And who is Barack Obama?
  18. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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    head to head is like an actual premier league tournament. your team goes head to head with another one each week, and the one with the most points gets 3 points, the other one 0. If it's a tie in points (rare), then both teams get a point.
  19. Ant Beat Konducta

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    Players seem more expensive since the last time I played. Had to put some shite on the bench.
  20. Karan Mostly Constructive

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    Blame Shitty. I'll probably join at some point this week.
  21. Sentient 7 Looking ass nigga

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    u niggas ready for dis? :hat
  22. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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    you guys have no chance tbh
  23. Sentient 7 Looking ass nigga

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    With Berbatov and Tim Howard on my team I am invincible.
  24. Kiwi ¿

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    Really need to go in and pick my team. Chose a random selection the other day and haven't fixed it up yet :stare:
  25. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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    there's still time my nigga
  26. Sentient 7 Looking ass nigga

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    I'm kind of excited about this... :glee
  27. Kiwi ¿

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    okay
    team picked
    not happy with it, but w/e
  28. He-Beast #teammathbeast

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    Does it have Luis Enrique?
  29. Kiwi ¿

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    It has go fuck yourself




    .... and Jose Enrique
  30. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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    My team is pretty crazy

    I will probably be destroying cunts. Also, there's no way my team can start off worse than it did last year. I had all 5 mexicans that "play" in the premier league on my team :lol
  31. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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    I'm indecisive on Carroll or Bent. Which log of wood do you guys think has a better chance of scoring this weekend?
  32. Ant Beat Konducta

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    Bent might not even get a game at Fulham with the state London is in right now. But if he plays I always back him to score. I still don't know what to think about Carroll to be honest.

    I need to take a proper look at the fixtures. My team is still full of place holders really.
  33. Grack BEST POSTER EU

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    I ended up picking Bent out of the two. My last striker is currently Berbatov. He will be swapped out for Chicharito as soon as he's back. I'm unsure if Berb will start or Welbeck. My bench is all of the cheapest players. I'm just going to pay attention and transfer anybody who gets injured. As long as I don't get hit by 2 or 3 in a week it will be fine.

    Nice team name kiwi :lol
  34. Kiwi ¿

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    :hm

    I didn't pick Carroll this time. Too expensive for someone who is going to be injured half the time...
  35. He-Beast #teammathbeast

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    I picked Carroll because he will definitely score a lot of goals.
  36. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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  37. He-Beast #teammathbeast

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    You'll see, you'll all see.
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  39. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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    Which of the three newly ascended clubs do you guys like the best/ think will do the best this season? I don't really know much about these clubs, but I must say I'm intrigued by QPR's crest

    [IMG]

    it looks like a black metal album cover
  40. He-Beast #teammathbeast

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    I like Swansea cause they were in about league 8 a few years ago.
  41. Kiwi ¿

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    yeah but they're welsh so
  42. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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    I don't understand the whole Swansea City thing. Why is a Welsh team in the premier league? Do the Welsh not have their own league?
  43. Ant Beat Konducta

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    There is quite a few Welsh teams who were around before the Welsh league was invented. Some moved into the welsh leagues, some of the bigger clubs stayed in the English system. There has also often been talk of Rangers and Celtic coming from the SPL to the PL but it will never happen.
  44. Ant Beat Konducta

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    And as for QPR you know that they are pretty rich for a promoted club? They are run by some bosses from F1 and have some money behind them to try and become a regular team in the PL. Especially if they keep Adel Taarabt who was pretty awesome last year. Some Serie A clubs are after him.
  45. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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    I see. It'd be pretty cool if Rangers and Celtic joined the EPL, although they'd have to get used to not winning. With their current squads, I can see them finishing mid-table at best.
  46. Ant Beat Konducta

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    FUCK OFF

    Spurs v Everton cancelled

    all for some fucking piece of shit drug dealer with a loaded weapon
  47. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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  48. Ant Beat Konducta

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    Damn 4 of my players doubtful, at least 2 others now not in this gameweek. SWEET.
  49. Kiwi ¿

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    Guess I'll be switching out Baines for this week, then
  50. He-Beast #teammathbeast

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    You'll probably have to switch out Enrique right? Too many Liverpool players?