Official 5/8 Singles Club v. Tech accidentally discovers one of the laws of shemale attraction

First.

Good start

A smart man always comes first.

I fucking love being single.

you mean you love being single, fucking!!

I meant what I said. But I also meant that.

had enough of being single lately. might get a bit of action some time in the near (or not so near) future, there are various potential candidates. who knows though, maybe i'll just

I've decided I want a harem.

concerning Tech:

strong alpha

You should ask all the potential candidates to complete a questionnaire to determine their sexual compatibility with you, then engage in sexual congress with the winner.

what makes you think i haven't done that yet

getting in on page one, quality thread title, still pretty much single, kinda pseudo gf situation, strong delta

most entertaining thread all time, every time.

First page.
Nothing new to add really. Still got the Chinese and German girl but I feel I need some variation.

have you considered acting as ambassador between Germany and China and arranging a three party diplomatic affair?

bratwurst stir fry

Raw dog served with Sauerkraut

Planning on manning up and asking out a coworker on Monday. I'll let you guys know all about the disastrous aftermath.

please hide a small camera in your shirt front or something like that

First page. There are potentials. Wonder if I'll be out of this club before the next version.

inb4 she sleeps with your friend or something

were there kids playing there at the time?

My ex says she is still up for "no strings attached" sex because "we are so good at it". LOL.

i had my teeth cleaned yesterday and the bitch doing the work was fine as fuck. Got me dat yellow fever i want to date her and lick her asshole so bad

Speaking from experience, asian girl asshole tastes pretty damn ok.

LearningToLick

egg poo yung

I suspect she still tries to fuck your mind up. Stay strong, enjoy the sex and don't care for anything else.

As for me, we're still in 7th heaven and this woman is simultaneously the cutest, most sincere, open-hearted and at the same time kinkiest person I've ever met. She feels like a partner in crime. It's great.

Recap: Last Saturday I had my first real makeout session in four years, with a girl I've been attracted to for a while (as opposed to the previous ones, who I dgaf about until we started kissing). She started jerking me off and I got a finger in her pussy, but we ended up just kissing a bit and then going to sleep. Then I asked if she wanted to come with me and a friend to a lecture by her favorite director but nop. Then I asked her if she wanted to meet up for a coffee and she was like "yeah that would be nice" but then she was busy on all times I proposed. She's going to Thailand for a week on Thursday so I hope we can arrange something before that.

I also ran into a girl I worked with last summer and have been unable to contact because she switched phone and deleted her facebook. We talked and I made her laugh, but I forgot to ask for her number again LOL. At least I gave her mine so if she's not a fgt she'll call.

Then I got drunk with a bunch of dudes.

Nah, as much as I have no doubt the sex would be good, I don't think it'd be worth the potential mindfuckery. My friend said "there would still be strings, and they'd be invisible strings... and that's the worst kind". I tend to agree.

Good choice imo. Having sex with ex-girlfriends never turns out good.

So I think for Valentines Day I want to send the Asian girl across the hall some flowers and have it be completely anonymous, and it'll be really funny. When she tells me about it I can be like "whoa, sounds like you got a stalker!" It'll be lols specially made just for me.

I think for Valentines Day I want to have sex.

Shut the FUCK UP

On holiday for my yearly family vacation. Little brother has within the space of a day already asked me a few times why I don't have a girlfriend. He's such a dick.

Tell him "you're it."

What's an Infernal_Goose situation? You mean in a fwb kinda deal with an ex?

sup guys FLAPAPATEIC is now available

MCC texted me last night and called me "pookie"

marry

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