Official 5/8 Singles Club v. pseudo-girlfriends

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Cheezinator, Sep 19, 2011.

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  1. The Neat yung loud n $notty

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    can't ask her out on Valentines Day idiot, then she'll think I care about that shit
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  2. Saber Blessed Visionary

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    strong beta
  3. The Neat yung loud n $notty

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    i'm a meta male
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  4. Saber Blessed Visionary

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    more like beta bale
  5. Damien Slade Filled to the brim with girlish glee

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  6. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    ask her out on wednesday then :lol
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  7. King Prawn Shaft Master

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    Took her for a drink on Tuesday,
    We were making love by Wednesday, and on Thursday and Friday and Saturday
    We chilled on Sunday
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  8. The Neat yung loud n $notty

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    stop trying to be god
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  9. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    are these minus the bear lyrics
  10. joeshabadoo He Can Into Space

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    nah, not enough mention of wine and boat shoes
  11. pm :hm

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    are you ackin'

  12. Manolito Mystiq Ladelideladelo

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    Today I visited my former school, the conservatory of Rotterdam, and coincidentally I (finally) met the girl I've been chatting to on facebook for quite some time. Wow, she's cute!
  13. Technetium a 12-year-old girl showing her tits on stickam

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    when's the wedding
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  14. Talon i thought abutt you

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    when's the divorce
  15. joeshabadoo He Can Into Space

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    where's the gotye lyrics?
  16. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    buttcha didn hafta CUUUUT me OFFFFF
  17. The Neat yung loud n $notty

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    i desperately need to meet up with this girl and have a terrible conversation so i can go back to studying instead of being nervous all the time
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  18. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    dat feel

    i no it
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  19. Technetium a 12-year-old girl showing her tits on stickam

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    I'm an evil motherfucker because I feel good about this.

    So after like a week and a half of her not calling me back or replying to my last email, and having assumed she lost interest, she called me up after work today and was all "what's up"... And so I engaged in chit-chat for a couple minutes about her moving to a new place and thinking she might have a job soon. At some point the conversation seemed to reach its end... I suspected that the only reason she was calling me was that she wanted me to come over and put my dick in her, since that's really about the only reason she calls me. Anyway, I just flat out told her that I have a lot of things I'm working on right now that I want to stick with and I can't have distractions from them, and that I honestly felt like I was happier being just me. She said "okay" but the change in the tone of her voice was pretty extreme... She hung up half-way through me then saying "Okay, so nice talking to you... bye."

    :heat
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  20. joeshabadoo He Can Into Space

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    is she going to kill herself?
  21. Genomer 5/8 Supporter

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    Good thinking, Tech. Her manface would have slowly turned you gay in any case.
  22. Technetium a 12-year-old girl showing her tits on stickam

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    She sent me an email.

    "please call me. if you want. i miss you."
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  23. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    please respond
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  24. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    send sexy inbox
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  25. Damien Slade Filled to the brim with girlish glee

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  26. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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  27. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    like an old gameboy running a pokemon game
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  28. Genomer 5/8 Supporter

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    Winning.
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  29. Nolan Yes! Yes! Yes!

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    Tech accidentally discovers one of the laws of female attraction.
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  30. He-Beast #teammathbeast

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    It really is a shame you don't know shit like that at an earlier age.

    When I was a kid, I was super eager with and nice to girls - why not? Why wouldn't they like it? Surely a girl would prefer you to be nice to her?
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  31. Rathma 93 Gigs of Babysitter Porn

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    Good, now feed off this energy and wield it into confidence to pick up the asian chick at your workplace.
  32. joeshabadoo He Can Into Space

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    disinterestech.

    Respnd with: "Do you miss my penis shoved in you?"
  33. Technetium a 12-year-old girl showing her tits on stickam

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    lol right now I feel like I would only consider seeing a girl if it didn't interfere with things that are important to me.
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  34. Talon i thought abutt you

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    i like how the marker text is photoshopped in
  35. PIMP B GET SILLY

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  36. FLAPAPATEIC #teammathbeast

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    pitching this for the next singles thread version title
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