Official 5/8 Singles Club v. pseudo-girlfriends

can't ask her out on Valentines Day idiot, then she'll think I care about that shit

strong beta

i'm a meta male

more like beta bale

ask her out on wednesday then

Took her for a drink on Tuesday,
We were making love by Wednesday, and on Thursday and Friday and Saturday
We chilled on Sunday

stop trying to be god

are these minus the bear lyrics

nah, not enough mention of wine and boat shoes

are you ackin'

Today I visited my former school, the conservatory of Rotterdam, and coincidentally I (finally) met the girl I've been chatting to on facebook for quite some time. Wow, she's cute!

when's the wedding

when's the divorce

where's the gotye lyrics?

buttcha didn hafta CUUUUT me OFFFFF

i desperately need to meet up with this girl and have a terrible conversation so i can go back to studying instead of being nervous all the time

dat feel

i no it

I'm an evil motherfucker because I feel good about this.

So after like a week and a half of her not calling me back or replying to my last email, and having assumed she lost interest, she called me up after work today and was all "what's up"... And so I engaged in chit-chat for a couple minutes about her moving to a new place and thinking she might have a job soon. At some point the conversation seemed to reach its end... I suspected that the only reason she was calling me was that she wanted me to come over and put my dick in her, since that's really about the only reason she calls me. Anyway, I just flat out told her that I have a lot of things I'm working on right now that I want to stick with and I can't have distractions from them, and that I honestly felt like I was happier being just me. She said "okay" but the change in the tone of her voice was pretty extreme... She hung up half-way through me then saying "Okay, so nice talking to you... bye."

is she going to kill herself?

Good thinking, Tech. Her manface would have slowly turned you gay in any case.

She sent me an email.

"please call me. if you want. i miss you."

please respond

send sexy inbox

fuck

like an old gameboy running a pokemon game

Winning.

Tech accidentally discovers one of the laws of female attraction.

It really is a shame you don't know shit like that at an earlier age.

When I was a kid, I was super eager with and nice to girls - why not? Why wouldn't they like it? Surely a girl would prefer you to be nice to her?

Good, now feed off this energy and wield it into confidence to pick up the asian chick at your workplace.

disinterestech.

Respnd with: "Do you miss my penis shoved in you?"

lol right now I feel like I would only consider seeing a girl if it didn't interfere with things that are important to me.

i like how the marker text is photoshopped in

pitching this for the next singles thread version title