Official 5/8 Singles Club v. pseudo-girlfriends

Hahaha, why I have one of these right now! If I lived closer I might actually have a real girlfriend. The bie a man system has failed.

I could go for a root, but not being attached ftw

I jealous

And I'm an idiot because I didn't make a move on a crazy hot woman with tits that would've made Zorbo cry with happiness.
I'm gay.

thanks to Naf for his sentiments on the final page of the old thread, but i think this might be a case of me being too nice



on the plus side, girl who just co-started a restaurant will have a bit more free time now and wants to meet up

food and sex ftw

well it was never officially a "relationship", and there was sex, and positive vibes from both sides. We both got to a point where we were treating it like an official thing, but she reminded herself (and me) of what she was trying to avoid at this point in her life. Scaling things back certainly seems to be going easier for her. There still very well may be sex in the future, but I clearly got more emotionally invested than she did, as she displays by throwing out such a lazy lie yesterday.

whatever, i just cant let myself get this distraught and bend over backwards for a woman (unless what im feeling is genuinely deep and more serious than I originally thought which it might be). i think about her all the time

i met like three girls lately that are kinda cute, but they're all annoying and/or nuts. i don't want to live on this planet anymore

I am ok with the closest thing I have to a relationship being a platonic female best friend but sometimes I just want to feel some bewbs.

That was me a couple years ago. Then everyone around me started having long-term girlfriends and boyfriends and I became the only single person in all of my friend circles.

German girl is meant to come round tonight but I can't be fucked tbh.

Also I told the Colombian that my wish in bed is for her to ride me while I eat some chicken wings resulting in having BBQ sauce smeared on the side of my greasy face. She said she was okay with that. Maybe she's a keeper.

Sounds awesome.

Fuck, now I want that too.

Sounds like the theme for the next 5/8 meetup to me.

Sex and chicken wings?

Sign me the fuck up.

not single lol

We get it, you have a girlfriend.

I hate college. So many hot girls, too little time/energy/motivation/balls to pursue any of them. Soon I'll be graduated and I'll have a real job and even less of all those things.

Forever cologne.

Your kind always comes to canada to buy things like these:

Hm. Have not heard back from painter girl since I last emailed her Friday afternoon after our meetup on Thursday.

Figures you make this thread right after my pseudo-gf turns into an actual gf.

is she asian
does she know that you were obsessed with asian women before meeting her

i still do not know a girl but i would like to get to know one

Tech, I wouldn't think much of it yet. Most women are flakier than you might think, even when it comes to people they think are cool. Did she mention any weekend plans that would kept her busy?

god, women are the fucking antichist. i need to keep away from them for the rest of my life

If you can do it, it's pretty awesome. No more swingy moods, heart jumping about, and crushing of wills to live! However it's pretty hard to shake that feeling deep down where you want to plunge your wiener into them

women are the antichrist
women are an anarchist

yeah what about that tbh

do you visit whorehouses a lot

i don't wanna do that but i also don't want to not get laid for the rest of my laif

damnit

work towards a state of mind where you are immune from being "soul crushed" and mebbe the idea of womangs doesn't seem so bad after all

lol, fuck that. there's a ton more things about women that suck donkey cocks. also cheddar, only people who have never been "soul crushed", as you call it, talk about it like that.

I don't know what I do. Watch a fair bit of porn? haha. I don't think it's that I have a low sex drive either, there is a plethora of dirty dirty going on in my mind so I'm just going to say I have control of it. It doesn't have to be externalized onto the women you see and meet and in fact, that's how all the trouble begins!

She's Chinese.
And she knows how obsessed I am with SNSD, so I'm guessing she can gather I only like her because she's a yellow fellow

I have a pseudo-girlfriend now too. When we woke up yesterday morning, we were talking in bed for a while and she told me she really liked me a lot. IDK how serious this situation is

lol. girls.

best advice I can give to all of you beta fags:

if you're forever alone, it's probably because you're fat/ugly/have a shitty personality/all of these.. and instead of just whining about it, or thinking of getting a cute girl or thinking why no one loves you or something, you should probably spent a lot of less time thinking and thinking and torturing yourself with all this stupid shit and work on yourself instead, if you have a mentality of typical beta/forever alone guy it's because you have a pretty low self esteem, and you have low self esteem why? because you're fat/ugly/have a shitty personality/all of these.. you need to work on yourself first, take the time on working on the things you don't feel comfortable with, do some exercise, lose some weight, change your habits, eat less shitty food, change your hair style, dress differently, do something about it.. when the change comes you will feel it, you will feel different because people will notice and notice you're not fat, not ugly, etc. and your self esteem will improve and you will have more confidence in yourself and the things you're capable of, and you will be less afraid of failure, not that you will not fail, because you have to fail first in order to learn and keep trying.. but if you don't change your habits then you probably don't care enough and if you don't care enough you probably should stop posting lame comments

if you don't love yourself, no one will ever love you

it's so obvious really but people forget the simple things they have to do

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I really didnt get over the hump myself until I just decided to stop worrying about "being myself" and to spend my time worrying about being who I wanted to be. Talk yourself up habitually (tell other people how awesome you are with near-sarcasm ) lie to everyone and yourself in doing so if you must, but dont not do this. Change and throwing yourself out there may be pretty annoying or intimidating but with confidence, you will at least have some mental fortitude to weather those storms (and find that they werent nearly as bad as they could have been because of that confidence)

and don't wear tall socks with shorts FFS

Walked into a single unisex bathroom after a pretty girl came out of it. It smelled like rainbows inside.

I am slowly becoming Tech.

Slowly? Or even.. Becoming?

Arabnetium

Not an arab, bro.

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