Mod people...

Hey, buddy. Thanks for recommending this to me. I'll never infract you. Ever.

Because I can't infract love.

lol nice tags btw

Damn straight. I wasn't even sure if I was reading a post there or staring at background graphics.

Gee, I'm sorry I can't be such an esteemed pillar of society and intellect as "bacong" and "shiina ringo", etc...

Anyway, I stand by my position that the mods definitely single me out (at any rate moreso than other posters), and just infract any time they get a report, whether it's baseless or not (I swear fucking gohi was like reporting every damn post I made for a while for absolutely no reason). As much as they try to deny it. I'm not saying no one else gets banned, I'm just saying theres definitely preferential treatment going on. And mods getting infractions is part of my point anyway, if mods are doing shit that is getting them infractions, maybe they SHOULDNT be mods?

I have an idea, OM.


You should go around the board stating opinions as facts. Specifically, you should tell people that it's a fact that certain bands or music is bad. Then you should insult their intelligence.

Then you should act surprised when people hate you and call you out for trolling. After that, make a thread in forum suggestions blaming everyone else. It's not you, it's everyone else. For sure.

It's a fact.

Oh, then you should continue to interact with a community that "has it out" for you. That's what I would do if I had the option not to.

Omega Monkey loves it SOOO MUCH here. It's no wonder he can't keep from coming back time and again to post.

Not really. Who cares?

From page 1:

Well it seems I'm fucking blind.

It wasn't very important, anyway.

Only in the sense that it was the best possible response to the thread title, and I completely missed the fact that I was beaten to the punch.

Exactly. Not earth-shatteringly important, but worthy of being pointed out.

Indeed. Thanks to analysis and discussion, now neither of our posts are funny.

He didn't help at all.

He never does

in b4 Welcome to our newest member: analysis.

amazing tags

DICKS EVERYWHERE

The worst part about me is all the troll threads I start that are specifically aimed at particular people because Im a fat drugged out loser who can only have fun by being obnoxious and shitty. Oh wait, that was oj.

Oh good grief, get the pine cone out your arse.

Fuck yeah for being awesome.

Unspeakable o/

I feel ya omega. i t hink shingo ringos a faggot cocksucker too.

Chrono feels Omega Monkey.

Well, at least he's finally serving time, retribution for that farce of a trial in the mid-90s.

shing ringo trolls me, but doesn't infract himself.

You'll love this guys:

Sam says:
Nm, reading back through your posts to find something infraction-worthy.
Tough Guy says:
haha
Sam says:
You only need 2 more.
Tough Guy says:
i think thats what omega monkey was talking about



protip: It's ok to insult and troll people so long as you thinly veil your insults, just enough, so that they're ambiguous. or that's what sam told me, anyhow.

It's not our fault if you put yourself on the radar.

It's true, my fellow 5/8'ians. I've been lying to the lot of you. I, Samuel Admin, have repeatedly preyed upon the likes of Omega and Chronoflux because, over the years - or, my 'weepy years', as I now refer to them, My Weepy Years, Holdin' Back The Tears - it has made me feel just that little bit better about my otherwise insignificant existence. You could say I literally e-sodomised these poor chaps all for the sake of enriching my wretched, tired life. Erection problems? Authorise the giving out of an unwarranted infraction to Omega - (who am I to say his opinions aren't fact?) Mommy nagging me about my messy room? (It's not that bad, she doesn't know those sheets hanging off the bookshelf make it look like my room is a silly-cave when she turns the lights off at night, and my ceiling-stickers glow because they have been charged by the light in the daytime.) Mother nagging me? Make baseless claims regarding Chronowax' inability to argue, or troll with some iota of subversion, or relevance. They were easy targets, 5/8, I see that now. They were weak, unable to rally a group of supporters larger than I knew I had behind me, and are probably fat - (I'm fat too, guys. That's what's so insane about this.) I have been a naughty, and I have been a bully. I have failed you all, and so now feel it's only fitting to place my e-hopes upon their tears-of-joy-and-not-tears-of-injustice-or-tears-for-lost-years-or-tears-for-fears-maaad-worrrld soaked faces, and in their ever, ever incongruous hands.

Epic.

You know, Sam, you are terrible at making a point and arguing. You rely on saying people are inept, but without ever offering anything to support that. It's as if you believe whatever you say must be true, simply because you said it.

LOL YOU'RE DUMB

Also, I am not fat. I'm cut, and I would cave your fucking chest in, son.

is that a giant mini wheatie?

MY WORLD.

Yes, I'm definitely not fat. I weigh about 160 and I'm just under 6' tall.

And pretty much sam just comes with the same biased meaningless bs.

This thread is a clear case of mods abusing their power. Just because they CAN put five tags on the thread, doesn't mean they should.

Fuckers.

I repeat:

FUCK YEAH FOR BEING AWESOME.

I think Omega Monkey and Chronowarp should move in together.

Chronomega Monkeywarp

I think shingo ringo should be infracted for all the trolling he does.

Because the first 1,000 times you said that, people cared.

hey, look, he's doing it again. also, why did you put a comma there?

It keeps the goblins asleep.