METALLICA: 'One Of Our Fans Is Missing'

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by feelion, Oct 21, 2009.

  1. Archduke Gianpietro Immensely Creepy Member

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    Morgan Dana Harrington's boyfriend was playing the drums on the Nimes DVD, and they kidnapped them to keep them silent. But he ain't got no boobs, so noone cares about him.
  2. Aack each time u kill a kitten

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    that explains it.
  3. Slash The President

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    she's ok, guys.

    looks like a tallica fan

    and i can't tell wtf is a joke in this thread and what is srs.

    oh, and wherever she is, there's no sun shining through, there's no sun shinin

    k that was bad i hope she turns up ok.

    wtf is feelion

    did the police chief really just say her shirt said "Panera". Yum.
  4. aaronius Custom User Title

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    She worked at Panera everyday for three months to afford that Metallica ticket. She couldn't even afford clothing other than her work uniform, so she wore that to the concert.
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    The God That Failed
  10. grunge Did you try upper-decking the toilet?

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    This is actually kind of :C
  11. schwans only Conifer Enthusiast

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    Was she trapped under ice?
  12. 椎名林檎 First Love Prostitute

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    I wonder if she went quickly or if death crept up on her.
  13. Kiwi ¿

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    Did she Ride the Lightning?
  14. Kiwi ¿

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    Has she faded to black?
  15. TheProfessionale Junior Penis

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    :lol this thread. THIS. THREAD.
  16. 椎名林檎 First Love Prostitute

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    In all seriousness, though, this is really sad. This truly is a thing that should not be.
  17. Kiwi ¿

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    No remorse
    No repent
    We don't care what it meant
    Another day
    Another death
    Another sorrow
    Another breath
  18. Kiwi ¿

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    Sad But True
  19. Dead Soul Swedgin!

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    how did she die

    (to live is to die LOL)
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    Cyanide
  21. Kiwi ¿

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    Shoot her again, she's not dead yet
  22. 椎名林檎 First Love Prostitute

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    :rollin
  23. 椎名林檎 First Love Prostitute

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    I wonder whose hands her fate was entirely within?
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  25. Klonere its ok~

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    Fucking hell, 5/8 defined
  26. LearningToLitch Butt Wallet

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  27. TheProfessionale Junior Penis

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  28. 椎名林檎 First Love Prostitute

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  29. Scary Ed Don't tempt me Frodo

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    I'm sure her efforts to escape were frantic, but the kidnapper's "holier than thou" attitude prevented her from doing so.
  30. 椎名林檎 First Love Prostitute

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    Some really bad seeds out there in the world :(
  31. Klonere its ok~

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    kill kill kill kill kill

    I am ashamed, this is truly fucked up
  32. Kiwi ¿

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    Probably gave someone some attitude
  33. Technetium a 12-year-old girl showing her tits on stickam

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    Her boyfriend said "Ain't my bitch" and introduced her to his 2x4.
  34. LearningToLitch Butt Wallet

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    It's sad because her parents were all ready to say "Welcome Home!" but that was the day that never comes.
  35. Kiwi ¿

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    Too bad there's no cure.
  36. Scary Ed Don't tempt me Frodo

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  37. crosse ALWAYS LATE TO THE PARTY!

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    was she the victim of battery?
  38. Bacong well-together man

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    They have her body

    Can't they Fixxer up?
  39. dissentience President of PC Gaming Master Race

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    10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 fucking stars
  40. Technetium a 12-year-old girl showing her tits on stickam

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    She must have wandered into the killing road.
  41. Disappear shut the fuck up.

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    safe to say a lot of their fans went missing after st anger

    edit: joke already made. :eyes
  42. brother2 Connie the Bat

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    Oh my fuck.
  43. Viz somber dude

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    Fucking ED


























    God



























    Dammit




    ED


    ED
  44. Roderick Raw Dog

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    fuck



    FUCK
  45. 椎名林檎 First Love Prostitute

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    she should have used a driver
  46. MistaMarko Retired Troll

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    no that was Cliff Burton
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  48. Kiwi ¿

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    :clap
  49. crosse ALWAYS LATE TO THE PARTY!

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    she musta gave the wrong mofo attitude.
  50. Sam A Liminal Him

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    Maybe before she died she drank some whiskey in the jar.