Male Facebook Statuses

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by CoyoteStarfish, Jan 31, 2011.

  1. DOGSHIT Half dog, half shit. Literally.

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    Like if you hate bullying.
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  2. Something Wicked Loverboy

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    i like for tight pink shirts
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  3. Infernal_Goose Junior Member

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  4. worthless_member terminally chill

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    The Best Status Messages © 2012
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  5. Talon mesopotato

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    that male is probably not a gentleman
  6. Infernal_Goose Junior Member

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    He's a good bloke as far as I know, he's my former landlady's son. He does post his fair share of inane crap to facebook though.
  7. Zoyns Junior Member

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  8. Zorbo what

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    pimp b facebook statuses
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  9. orcus116 Junior Member

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    They say everyone is entitled to be happy.....walk a mile in my shoes and you'll forget all about happiness

    Has only 1 like: himself
  10. Tepes Guest

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  11. Bacong locked in perpetual motion

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    Happy fourth of July. Glad to live in the best country on Earth as the back to back world war champions. Can't wait to drink beer and eat fresh tri tip today!!! Have a happy and safe fourth! Also, happy fourth to all my brothers putting in work overseas. Stay safe!
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  12. Something Wicked Loverboy

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    july the forth be with you
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  13. 椎名林檎 The Hindenburg of walkin' into a room

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    oh my fucking god
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  14. Zoyns Junior Member

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    Can't wait for the next world war championships, it'll be a blast!
  15. Lashie Esther Coleman

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    One day you will wake up and realise you should of done stuff different
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  16. Lashie Esther Coleman

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    fitting status, really
  17. Talon mesopotato

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    haha to all you college grads... chances are your still a stupid asshole, despite your political science degree.....
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  18. Stubb Junior Member

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    Obvious personal inadequacies are obvious.
  19. DopeTh Junior Member

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    Done with this dumb shit....
  20. DOGSHIT Half dog, half shit. Literally.

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  21. Zorbo what

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    animal cruelty and cyrillic writing go hand-in-hand
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  22. fluorescent Slum/Vampire Lord

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    is there any girl that would like a boyfriend i could be him, lol just kidding, or am i??
  23. Infernal_Goose Junior Member

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    Comment on a photo with two people in it:

    "You to have to much fun"
  24. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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  25. Scary Ed Don't tempt me Frodo

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  26. He-Beast #teammathbeast

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    hahahahahahahha, oh man
  27. Talon mesopotato

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    Shannon
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  28. wogbog og og

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  29. milky going to invert...

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    Wow, very profound.
  30. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    If he's so smart, then how come he's dead?
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  31. fluorescent Slum/Vampire Lord

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    Perfect, and relevant.
  32. Grack BEST POSTER EU

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    No fucking way. All of those spelling mistakes and he got "too" right.
  33. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    that's the guy in my avatar btw
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  34. King Prawn Shaft Masterpiece

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  35. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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    That's actually not terribly cringe-worthy, and makes sort of an interesting point
  36. King Prawn Shaft Masterpiece

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    Except where the fuck are her parents and why are they letting her sit on her own?
  37. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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    I don't think you're really supposed to analyze the context of the encounter
  38. King Prawn Shaft Masterpiece

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    Are you telling me that story never actually happened?
  39. Infernal_Goose Junior Member

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    Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell.
  40. wogbog og og

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    What are patterns? I have yet to come across a stronger claim than this:

    "Patterns are what are represented by ε-machines, and ... we discover them by ε-machine reconstruction." (Shalizi and Crutchfield 2001: 855.)

    It's a boast, to be sure, but not an idle boast:

    "Our first theorem showed that the causal states are maximally prescient; our second, that they are the simplest way of representing the pattern of maximum strength; our third theorem, that they are unique in having this double optimality." (Ibid.: 853.)

    In natural language, this means that, if there is a causal structure in a data set, ε-machines will (a) find it, and (b) describe it exhaustively in the most compact terms while preserving the greatest predictive accuracy. Further, there is nothing that can optimize both compactness and predictive accuracy to the same degree that ε-machines do.

    Compactness is the most interesting property. Think of it as the property of having the fewest possible assumptions: "as much as possible, the goal is to let the process [i.e. the object of inquiry] describe itself, on its own terms, without appealing to a priori assumptions about the process's structure" (ibid.: 832).

    So what does all of this mean? In case I haven't made it clear enough, the ε-machine is the physical equivalent of a philosophical criterion of reality -- bar none.

    Source: Shalizi, C. R., and Crutchfield, J. P. (2001). Computational mechanics: Pattern and prediction, structure and simplicity. Journal of Statistical Physics 104(3/4): 817-879.
  41. DopeTh Junior Member

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    keep them squares up out your circle....
  42. DopeTh Junior Member

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    Anyone know where I can get a legit sea sponge and some exotic soaps? I'm trying to take my bathing game to the next level.
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  43. Liv i made myself sad

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    that's... ugh. i can't.
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  44. lalakekela xoxo

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    A mother, to her ~6 month old child crying in the checkout line at Target: "If you don't hush, I'm going to punch you right in the forehead. Do you WANT one of these knuckle sandwiches?!"


    Me: "I don't think she's old enough for solid food."
  45. Kurwa Member

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    I bet he wears a fedora too.
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  46. lalakekela xoxo

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    terrible riddle
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  47. shapeup Junior Member

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  48. worthless_member terminally chill

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    hangin around in the lost and found
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  49. Stubb Junior Member

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    Who the fuck pays $97 for a shirt.
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  50. Zorbo what

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    in your pocket because you fucking stole it from your parents you piece of shit
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