Male Facebook Statuses

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by CoyoteStarfish, Jan 31, 2011.

  1. Brooks jumpingduck.jpg

    Member Since:
    Apr 26, 2009
    Message Count:
    3,119
    Yeah.
  2. Talon mesopotato

    Member Since:
    Oct 1, 2005
    Message Count:
    27,267
    uhh it's post-feminism now geez :rolleyes
  3. nfury8ing ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็(ಠ益ಠส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็)

    Member Since:
    Nov 8, 2006
    Message Count:
    5,485
    Location:
    Jefferson, GA
    Not quite. The shitty Marilyn quote is basically saying "Tolerate my shitty moods, or else." This one is just saying "Don't be a fair weather friend."
  4. Zorbo what

    Member Since:
    Oct 10, 2005
    Message Count:
    26,323
    Location:
    Sunshine Coast, QLD, Australia
  5. lalakekela xoxo

    Member Since:
    Aug 31, 2011
    Message Count:
    1,994
    Location:
    Earth
    fuck this fucking meme
    moonmang, Gadough and Infernal_Goose like this.
  6. Something Wicked Loverboy

    Member Since:
    Oct 27, 2008
    Message Count:
    9,693
    haha what a faggot
    bradar likes this.
  7. alliaphagist Member

    Member Since:
    Nov 4, 2009
    Message Count:
    6,043
    So, remember that time I was a nice guy who A) Bought a girl a drink at Cafe 210, B) Complimented her on her song choice and performance during Cafeoke, C) Shared a couple of jokes with her, happily, and D) Wished her a goodnight as we were leaving after I had ask her if she'd like to go to lunch and recieved a no; because I wish I didn't remember that! Another night shot to hell! Damnit, what's a guy gotta do to get freakin' noticed? Ladies please, am I being abrasive here!? Is simply asking a girl out for lunch/coffee not kosher anymore! Damn being one of the few nice guys left in a world full of douchebags! Christ am I tired of rejection! Apparently I need to lower my already subpar standards! FML!!!
    CatsMilk, Liv, The Neat and 3 others like this.
  8. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

    Member Since:
    Sep 30, 2004
    Message Count:
    48,638
    Location:
    Atlantis
  9. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

    Member Since:
    Sep 30, 2004
    Message Count:
    48,638
    Location:
    Atlantis
    311 station on pandora = simply amazing! Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sublime, Incubus, Weezer, that has been the line up thus far.
    moonmang, The Neat and alliaphagist like this.
  10. Brooks jumpingduck.jpg

    Member Since:
    Apr 26, 2009
    Message Count:
    3,119
  11. Brooks jumpingduck.jpg

    Member Since:
    Apr 26, 2009
    Message Count:
    3,119
    I'm trying to decide what to respond with.
  12. Infernal_Goose Junior Member

    Member Since:
    May 10, 2009
    Message Count:
    4,457
    Location:
    BJ
    "Holy shit it looks a bit like the Prophet Muhammad PBUH!"
    mattbrat likes this.
  13. ProgFreak Junior Member

    Member Since:
    Nov 6, 2006
    Message Count:
    6,807
    Location:
    Trondheim, Norway
    Looks kinda like an old Dutch windmill to me.
  14. Steve Johnson I like pelicans

    Member Since:
    Feb 26, 2007
    Message Count:
    1,536
    Location:
    Western Australia
    Fuck. Formatted the wrong fucking harddrive.
  15. Talon mesopotato

    Member Since:
    Oct 1, 2005
    Message Count:
    27,267
  16. Zorbo what

    Member Since:
    Oct 10, 2005
    Message Count:
    26,323
    Location:
    Sunshine Coast, QLD, Australia
    such a horrible feel
  17. Talon mesopotato

    Member Since:
    Oct 1, 2005
    Message Count:
    27,267
    i know that feel bro :C
  18. Talon mesopotato

    Member Since:
    Oct 1, 2005
    Message Count:
    27,267
    actually i don't but whatever :owned
  19. lalakekela xoxo

    Member Since:
    Aug 31, 2011
    Message Count:
    1,994
    Location:
    Earth
    will the angles please stop bowling, I AM TRYING TO SLEEP
    I think he's talking about thunder...
    Kurwa, Eric Cioe and bradar like this.
  20. Mike You Won't Get With Me Tonight

    Member Since:
    Jun 8, 2004
    Message Count:
    26,372
    [IMG]
    SON DONT STOP VOTING
    Kurwa, The Neat, bradar and 1 other person like this.
  21. Talon mesopotato

    Member Since:
    Oct 1, 2005
    Message Count:
    27,267
    moonmang, The Neat and Infernal_Goose like this.
  22. worthless_member terminally chill

    Member Since:
    Jun 4, 2008
    Message Count:
    2,488
    Location:
    hangin around in the lost and found
    i don't care what anyone thinks, James Blunt has to be one of the greatest artists to ever live.
  23. Al The Killer Junior Member

    Member Since:
    Feb 26, 2012
    Message Count:
    18
    It all sucks.. being confused.... whats holding me back so i wont go and try being happy with someone? why do i feel like being alone is the best... maybe im just not ready ...........
  24. bradar Perfect, and relevant

    Member Since:
    Apr 10, 2005
    Message Count:
    22,758
    Location:
    Brisbane, QLD, Australia
  25. lalakekela xoxo

    Member Since:
    Aug 31, 2011
    Message Count:
    1,994
    Location:
    Earth
    THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE WILL SEE AND LIVE THIS EVENT IN OUR LIFETIME Calendar for July 2012 . This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. Based on Chinese Feng Shui, this is called money bags. If you share this info, they say money will arrive within 4 days. The one who does not share.....will be without money. Well, I'm not taking any chances :))
    Talon likes this.
  26. King Prawn Shaft Masterpiece

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2004
    Message Count:
    14,335
    Location:
    Глазго, Шотландия
    Holy shit, Chinese Feng Shui knew about Facebook sharing.
    bradar and Spoonman like this.
  27. 椎名林檎 The Hindenburg of walkin' into a room

    Member Since:
    Jun 30, 2002
    Message Count:
    32,790
    Location:
    Snow Country
    holy FUCK
    moonmang and Something Wicked like this.
  28. King Prawn Shaft Masterpiece

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2004
    Message Count:
    14,335
    Location:
    Глазго, Шотландия
    For any and all of my friends who are going through some issues right now: Let's start a prayer avalanche. We all need prayer right now. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my "FB Family" wherever you may be to kindly copy, paste and share this status for one hour to give a prayer of support to all those who have family problems, health struggles, worries and just need to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us for no one’s immune. I hope to see this on the walls of all my friends just for moral support. I know some will!! I DID IT FOR A FRIEND and you can too. Share some faith, love, and spiritual healing for all in need. Thank you. Remember God answers prayers.
    bradar, Dignan and Talon like this.
  29. Zoyns Junior Member

    Member Since:
    Apr 7, 2011
    Message Count:
    826
    Too bad they didn't know about calendars. :D
  30. Brooks jumpingduck.jpg

    Member Since:
    Apr 26, 2009
    Message Count:
    3,119
  31. wogbog og og

    Member Since:
    Jan 29, 2008
    Message Count:
    14,362
    Location:
    victoria, canada
  32. Infernal_Goose Junior Member

    Member Since:
    May 10, 2009
    Message Count:
    4,457
    Location:
    BJ
  33. Gadough Junior Member

    Member Since:
    Dec 15, 2011
    Message Count:
    435
    Dear Facebook,

    Please stop suggesting my ex girlfriend for a Facebook friend every time I browse you. She is a low life, and she doesn't care. This is why she is my ex. Let's leave it that way.

    Sincerely,
    That guy.
    bradar, wogbog and Talon like this.
  34. lalakekela xoxo

    Member Since:
    Aug 31, 2011
    Message Count:
    1,994
    Location:
    Earth
  35. bradar Perfect, and relevant

    Member Since:
    Apr 10, 2005
    Message Count:
    22,758
    Location:
    Brisbane, QLD, Australia
    [IMG]
    moonmang, shapeup, Gadough and 2 others like this.
  36. Tepes Guest

    Member Since:
    Message Count:
    0
    [IMG]
    Talon likes this.
  37. Klem 5/8 Supporter

    Member Since:
    Nov 6, 2006
    Message Count:
    7,841
    That's the hottest chick I've seen elmo with in a picture he's posted.
  38. worthless_member terminally chill

    Member Since:
    Jun 4, 2008
    Message Count:
    2,488
    Location:
    hangin around in the lost and found
    Just a 5 minute rap to show facebook just what exactly is on my mind:

    They say curiosity killed the cat
    well then,what killed the people?
    Thoughts like "am i skinny or am I fat"
    or is my brain just too feeble?

    Speaking of that
    My head is a mess
    it gets so screwed like
    like when playing a game of chess

    They say boys think too much
    i couldn't agree more
    but girls make it hard
    because of that psychological lure

    Don't get me wrong, I'm not hatin'
    I just think it's wrong
    when it's your feelings you be fakin'
    ..................................
    Praemorior, moonmang, wogbog and 2 others like this.
  39. Gadough Junior Member

    Member Since:
    Dec 15, 2011
    Message Count:
    435
    it doesn't take 5 minutes to spit that :lol
  40. Zorbo what

    Member Since:
    Oct 10, 2005
    Message Count:
    26,323
    Location:
    Sunshine Coast, QLD, Australia

    jesus fucking christ, this is seriously the worst thing i have ever read in my entire life
    Praemorior likes this.
  41. bradar Perfect, and relevant

    Member Since:
    Apr 10, 2005
    Message Count:
    22,758
    Location:
    Brisbane, QLD, Australia
    I bet he was so proud of that too.
  42. Genomer Member

    Member Since:
    Jul 13, 2007
    Message Count:
    7,494
    Loves been ignored
    wogbog likes this.
  43. Infernal_Goose Junior Member

    Member Since:
    May 10, 2009
    Message Count:
    4,457
    Location:
    BJ
    :rollin :iceburn: :rollin
  44. Dignan expert

    Member Since:
    Apr 27, 2007
    Message Count:
    9,992
    [IMG]
    Aack and bradar like this.
  45. Kimberlyand oh, okay.

    Member Since:
    Jul 2, 2003
    Message Count:
    6,955
    Location:
    Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
    fuck Tylenol PM, someone THC him, smoke away all of my problems, eyes lookin like Koreans


    i never woulda thought of a kid dreaming to record, that i woulda went through more ups and downs then a see-saw, but this is a grown mans world, so you need balls, million and one problems, the fuck you bitchin at me for?
  46. Klem 5/8 Supporter

    Member Since:
    Nov 6, 2006
    Message Count:
    7,841
  47. wogbog og og

    Member Since:
    Jan 29, 2008
    Message Count:
    14,362
    Location:
    victoria, canada
    more like using your mouth ;-)
  48. Grack BEST POSTER EU

    Member Since:
    Dec 13, 2008
    Message Count:
    3,719
    PAUL SOMERVILLE... AFTER SPENDING 2 DAYS ON COMING UP WITH A STORY TO TRY AND MAKE ME LOOK EVEN SMALLER IT WAS A GOOD EFFORT BUD, IM NOT GONNA CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS OVER FACEBOOK TO MAKE OURSELVES LOOK EVEN MORE PATHETIC THAN WE ALREADY DO BUT THE MAIN FACT IS YOUR NOT WANTED IN SUNDERLAND IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY REALISED... YOUVE FUCKED TO MANY PEOPLE OVER, NO ONE WANTS TO WORK WITH YOU ANYMORE FINALLY! AND ITS NOT JUST ME HAVING A GO ITS THE OPINION OF OVER 90% OF THE PEOPLE IN SUNDERLAND, NOW YOU DIDNT GIVE ME THE OPPURTUNITY, I GAVE YOU AN IDEA THAT YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF NOW REALLY FUCK OFFF AND EXPECT AN EMPTY HAU5 ON SATURDAY YOU LITTLE FUCKING BERK!
  49. Harun idgaf

    Member Since:
    Jun 4, 2009
    Message Count:
    2,233
    Location:
    california
    I fucked up and I know it and I dont know how to make it better! :(
  50. Aäck each time u kill a kitten

    Member Since:
    Nov 7, 2006
    Message Count:
    6,430
    Location:
    Toe-kee-yo
    Fucking dad is high as fuck, knocked shit over in my brothers closet, and somehow locked himself in there.
    CatsMilk, Liv, bradar and 3 others like this.