my musical tastes are so diverse, lolz. Eve 6...to DreamTheater...lolz. that's from like a simple little alt rock band to one of the most technical progressive rock/metal bands...awesomesauce
I can't wait to get my own crib ... Imma have that bitch on sum eligible bachelor shit . I'm thinkin fautons for furniture .. Ice-box full of high life ... Pantry full of hard liquor . Flat screens in the poop room ...
I'm nothing. I'm fucking scum. I don't listen to my girlfriend. I'm shit. I never listen and I treat her like shit. This is what she says so it's true. I'm fucking horrible. I'm worth nothing. I have no money. I have no life. Fuck me. I rather not exist. I don't deserve anyone and I don't deserve a family or children. Just like my father, I am scum. Fuck everything. I don't care anymore. I'm not a real friend. I'm not a real person. Everyone is right, I'm wrong. Fuck me.
If my supporters were to jump off of a cliff, I would NOT follow. I WOULD be at the bottom to catch them. I love you guys..............and girls................Especially girls!!! LOL
I guess when you don't know what a word actually means, you can spell it wrong twice, in two different ways, in the same sentence.
This is where he used to campaign big... : | I don't buy it for one second that he's got the same support he did 4 years ago. His approval rating has drop like a meteor, 'cause people are know seeing him for the FAKE he is, thanks to the Internet & Israel (the first country that brought up the subject of Obama's fake citizenship). All of Obama's "supporters" are either drooling zombies that 90% time forget about a thing called "research on the Internet", or just paid fakers. RON PAUL 2012!!!
Surgeon General Warning... I haven't had my coffee, side effects include a few cuss words and possibly my foot in your ass. You have been warned.
Definition of a leader Someone who stand up for themselves his family and doesn't let there fam take the heat someone who holds it down period anywhere everywhere they go, now you see I lived it Followers listen to it see it wanna be it then when they get lil older stronger they portray it...so don't forget it's a shell and I'm a lion I saw fear in that heart thru your eyes 1.........
a bunch of computer thugs got me hyped today yah like ground hogs yah come out your hole to talk trash then hide back in that burrow, stay for while winter ended early.....the only thing washed up are these hands after they beat the dirt off you!
Fuck cops! Just got put in cuffs and read my fuckin rights Appearntly im supicious leavin the store and they tried to say they found weed in the car. Bitch thats a leaf off my shoe
Me: *completely unrelated status* Guy I knew from school: Saw u on the motor way I was in the vanTurns out he didn't even see me, it was someone else who just looked a bit like me.
Lyrics are finished for our song "Straight on til mourning"! Tell us what you think! Tell me all about your favorite band Tell me they're so much better than me Tell me I don't have the talent To hold a candle to their flame Oh you're so cool I wish I was like you Fedora hats is where it's at Praising Mumford and sons Oh hell I'll just give up Guess I'll never be cool Go ahead walk out the door In your cheap thrift store attire Call me out over the Internet Express your witty disgust with a meme You're so much stronger behind a keyboard You're so much smarter sipping out of a latte
Why is it that every Girl you had problems with always end up getting there care key'd lol Your m.o (it's pussy)
We always hear 'the rules'From the female side Now here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules!Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.1. Crying is blackmail.1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.1.. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. I f you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us.1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do somethingor tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.... Really.1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports.1. You have enough clothes.1 ... You have too many shoes.1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!1. Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
The only thing I'm going to use this couch for is eating, sleeping, and maybe building a little fort.
has just ordered his boyfriend to go get him a drink.... on leaving the bedroom he turned around and asked "im going down to get u a drink..... do u want a drink?..." who says u cant train a man!
This day forward, I quit the drink. Will replace Assholness and Obnoxiousness with couth and proper gentlemen conduct and will treat all "breasted creatures" with respect and dignity they do thus deserve in this modern era of feminism..............................Pfffffff HAPPY APRIL FOOLS YoU FUCKING FUCKS!
