Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by CoyoteStarfish, Jan 31, 2011.
Wrong thread or bisexual facebook statuses?
Tired of all these sad statuses about abortion and friends! Everyone just please shut up! Please!
Music life and someone to love goin home soon to the great state of tennesee hope to c some freands
Don't fre the and of your freand.
Miss the feeling I used to have. Just want somebody to be with, to hold, to call mine. sigh..
Saw a guy fill and roll a joint on the bus today.
female facebook statuses > male facebook statuses
LOL WHAT A GIRL
Me: God, can I ask You a question?
Me: Promise You won't get mad ...
God: I promise ...
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
Me: My car took forever to start
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
REPOST if you Believe in HIM
one word that could be used is CONVENIENT
I refuse to trust a God that says "bcuz"
did he come up with that story on his own?
He's really fucked if he wants to become a writer.
This makes me very angry.
First world problems
That's called "a story" in this country. People will stop doing their dishes while listening to you.
Actually, I'm pretty sure he is retarded.
someone posted a quote from their prof (probably some bio class):
Prof: Erectile dysfunction is endothelial dysfunction that manifests itself in a very unfortunate way. Since we're out of time, I'll leave you hanging until Monday.
The height of Evolution is when; Oral Sex becomes as complimentary as Costco food samplers. I should be a fucking Scientist.
Semicolons: use at your own risk.
Unnecessary capitals; Use at Your own Risk.
Has a wie lil lie in and now has not even had time to do his hair today!!!.... Epic diva fail.... xXx whoop whoop xXx
The cocktail of cultural references is kinda blowing my mind here.
If women endure menstruation for 14 days. How about giving them 2 weeks instead of 1 day?
I don't even understand what that means.
It means he gets results, you stupid chief!
Me: God, why did you let my mom get killed by a drunk driver, though?
God: Your mother was a stupid cunt.
Me: (Humbled) Oh
Doors & windows open, reggae music blaring out, sun is shining .......Spring time hell yea!!
OMG SOOOOO DRUNK DSTILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!111 AND CANT BELIEVE WINE BOTS RTHTS TURN INTO GLASSES!!!! HOW WILL I MAK IT TO SIANSBURYS BEFORE FIBVE!!! CURRENTLY SDTILL STUCK TO THE FLOOOR!!!!! AND TRAGIC"11!! TRAAAGGGIIICCCCCCC LOL ...... NO SALAD FOR NEILY!!!!!andOOOOOOOOOO..........MMMMMMMMMMMM..............GGGGGGGGGGGG MY EYES ARE ST6UVCK UO MY TANNED SHOULDER OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WHT AM I TANNWS
looks like tanning isn't so good for the brain
Not gonna lie, Mass Effect 3 is pretty awesome
Why would he lie?
Awesome, See what ur NAME means :http://thecoolapps.in/
he's doubly awful
He's awful magical and awful rich!
I wonder if having a pet moose would be cool. Any thoughts.
I hate bad ass kids went to the store today to get some ice cream. This little boy is in the chip section cuttin up cuz he can't have no candy so his mother say's no you can't have any till later so the little boy call her a stupid bitch & say that why my daddy left you ain't that crazy fb my mom would have beatin the hell out of me then killed me lol!!
bad ass kids
watching an animaniacs doctumentry and realizing there was more effort and intelligence put in to an early 90s cartoon then there is in a movie made in 2012 are we getting dumber as a whole or what
i love how im so nce to peps an all i gt out of it is NOTHING bac!!
Homeland Security test: Keywords: Osama, Bin Laded, Bomb, Women are less than men, Big boom then die.
Dear Homeland Security, if you have found me, I am just practicing my freedom of speech and I pay my taxes every year.
why would Homeland Security care if anyone has been laded?
Separate names with a comma.