Male Facebook Statuses

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by CoyoteStarfish, Jan 31, 2011.

  1. Steve Johnson I like pelicans

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  2. Dignan thugnan

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    oh my god
  3. Lashie 5/8 Supporter

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    Those who could relate, know the world aint cake
  4. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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    Lil wayne iz a guy of many thingz he singz he freestyle dam wayne u rock those who say wayne is gay dy a dreaming wayne got a daughter nd a son he is a father and a rappes we a waitng 4 yr new outcome album dam i am da best fan alive here at esikhawini ds guy rock if u dnt knw wayne u dnt knw hip hop ds guy got talent he sing hip hop he sing rock ds guy rock i wish 2 knw hw many chkz ds dude have big up 2 wayne
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  5. Mr. Saint old world blues

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    Dec 6, 2006
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    Highland
    What the fuck is wrong with this world?
  6. Something Wicked Loverboy

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    pimp b
  7. Mr. Saint old world blues

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    no Lil Wayne
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  8. Gadough Junior Member

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    i make them good girls go bad and them bad girls go rachat
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  9. Infernal_Goose Junior Member

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    ...what the FUCK does rachat mean?
  10. Lashie 5/8 Supporter

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    Mar 15, 2005
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    Location:
    Perth, Western Australia
  11. Lashie 5/8 Supporter

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    Perth, Western Australia
    real badman Yardie FT Tugz track off the mixtape: it's minus a Tugz Producky.
    this choone wud mash up di dance if it got played..real talk
  12. wogbog og og

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    wretched?
  13. Damien Slade Filled to the brim with girlish glee

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    man

    so true
  14. Gadough Junior Member

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    Nah nigga, it mean make the bitches go crazy. Most likely horny as well. I dunno.
  15. Lashie 5/8 Supporter

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    ‎"Everyday can be pancake day, go to the shops and buy some egg flour and all the other shit to make a pancake u fat fuck"
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  16. LilPop IDK LOL

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    Dec 16, 2007
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    Location:
    Toronto, Ontario
    Fuck off. Really? Fucking really? Get real, i refuse to pay 987 dollars to register my car.
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  17. Talon i thought abutt you

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    987

    three digits on the common computer keyboard
  18. shapeup Junior Member

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    s'harder than a mutherfucka to pay for



































    [IMG]
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  19. Steve Johnson I like pelicans

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    Location:
    Western Australia
    Hasn't quite mastered that Shift-4 thing yet.
  20. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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    Jesus Culture concert tickets came in the mail! #excited
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  21. toothy Forever Gold

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    In Season Two of the Big Bang Theory, Penny drives a 1985-1989 VW Jetta. Sheldon quips while riding in said car that her check engine light is on. First off, they didn't have check engine lights. They had an Oil Pressure light (accompanied by an annoying buzzer), Low Voltage light, Low Coolant light, High Beam light, and Four Way light. None of which would allow you to drive the car for a month without a hiccup. Unless the sensors were faulty. Morons.
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  22. Talon i thought abutt you

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    sounds like the kind of joke they'd write for Big Bang Theory
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  23. Eric Cioe Junior Member

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    Nov 9, 2006
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    HA HA HA HA HA


    That's a laugh track.
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  24. Steve Johnson I like pelicans

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    Feb 26, 2007
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    Location:
    Western Australia
    ooks:

    []10%-you need surgery
    []20%-you hurt my eyes
    []30%-fugly
    []40%-eww
    [x]50%-not bad
    [x]60%-ur alright
    ... []70%-ur pretty,good looking
    []80%-hot
    ... []90%-gorgeous
    []100%-sexy

    You r my:

    [x?]friend
    [] bestfriend
    []enemy
    []ex
    []girlfriend/boyfriend
    []relative

    If you stayed the night I would:

    []give you half of my bed
    [x]make you sleep on the floor
    []give you my bed and i would sleep on the floor

    If you kiss me i would be:

    [x]well,thats awkward
    []stare at you and be like WTF?
    []i dont know
    []kiss you back
    []slap you
    []punch you in the face
    []smile

    You should:

    []inbox me
    []text me
    []hug me
    []talk to me
    [x]Put this at your status so i can like it!♥
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  25. Dignan thugnan

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  26. Talon i thought abutt you

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    but i have midterms :-X
  27. LilPop IDK LOL

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    Dec 16, 2007
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    Location:
    Toronto, Ontario
    Don't invest emotions into friendships, don't invest time into people, and don't rely on friends. Friends are for ____? Yea I don't have friends just a lot of people I kind of know

    Flows, Oz's, Clothes, Hoes

    My left overs been around the block



    “You gotta seize life. Do something, man, just do something that matters. Squeeze the fuck outta every day. Life’s all sewn up. Everything’s in its right place, charged, ready. Whatever happened to all the heroes, man? I’m the last one. You hear me? Last one."
    [IMG]
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  28. toothy Forever Gold

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    Mar 2, 2007
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    "Don't invest emotions into friendships, don't invest time into people, and don't rely on friends. Friends are for ____? Yea I don't have friends just a lot of people I kind of know""
    ouch. dude doesn't know how to open up to people, or deal with disappointment, or something. sad.
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  29. Zorbo english worms

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    forever beta
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  30. toothy Forever Gold

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    ART STUDENTS IN AMERICA Untitled.png
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  31. toothy Forever Gold

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    dammit i could draw that shit in elementary school.
  32. Uncle Damfee Swaggot

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    Location:
    Atlantis
    Jesus, that's awful
  33. toothy Forever Gold

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    looks like album art for one of the shitty tech death bands you like :rollin
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  34. Aack each time u kill a kitten

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    I just Taken a shit.. feels so dam good!! Goddam!!!! :)
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  35. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    Remember when Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl?
  36. lalakekela analrapist

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    Aug 31, 2011
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    Let's start a prayer avalanche: We all need prayers right now... If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my "FB Family" wherever you may be to kindly copy, paste and share this status for one hour to give a prayer of support to all those who have family problems, health, struggles ...and worries and just ...need... to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us for no-one is immune. I hope to see this on the walls of all my friends just for moral support. I know some will!! I did it for a friend and you can too. Share some faith and love to those in need. God works in mysterious ways! Better days to come in 2012. ♥ U all!!!
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  37. Gadough Junior Member

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    Dec 15, 2011
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    Who the hell you been seein and who tha hell wrote this. I love the rush i felt when we make love, baby youre all that i been thinkin of for everything iwanted in my life. Man those words cut like a knife. So i promised myself even if it takes forever im guna find the man who wrote this letter. She grabed that letter from my hand and told me thru her tears, youre right i love this man. Ive carried this for years. Back when we put more into love than fighting. Thats when i lookd down like a fool.. And recognized my writing...
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  38. Aack each time u kill a kitten

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  39. lalakekela analrapist

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    ‎!!!!2012 when we don't follow the ying and yang it also destroy's the weather patterns and causes old age!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WARNING


    ‎!!!!!!!!!2012!!!!!!!!!

    When we don't go by the ying and yang it causes the body to non function properly. Incest is the root of all diseases. Aids cancer std's famine homosexuality etc...........,


    The Black plaque started to spread all over europe Until it reached sicily which was the end of European and the Egyptians mated with the sicilians and that created balance which ended the black plaque. Check mate!!!!!!!!!!


    ‎!!!!!2012!!!! We live in a world where people think that incest is true love.


    Sexual intercourse makes up for the words you can't verbally express.
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  40. Steve Johnson I like pelicans

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    Fuck.
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  41. Talon i thought abutt you

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    yes, i think that's what she's talking about :hm
  42. Infernal_Goose Junior Member

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  43. Something Wicked Loverboy

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    Oct 27, 2008
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  44. Al The Killer Junior Member

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    Feb 26, 2012
    Message Count:
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    Its really hard to find a guy these days that will treat a girl right. One that's not afraid to show his girlfriend off to his friends. A guy that doesn't want sex all the time. One that won't let drama and other girls get in the way. That's all every girl wants but can never find.... but.. we are out out there.... that's a promise.
  45. Kimberlyand oh, okay.

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    Jul 2, 2003
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    Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
    What's wrong with sex all the time?
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  46. Kimberlyand oh, okay.

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    Location:
    Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
    Translation: I have a small penis.
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  47. Something Wicked Loverboy

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    Kimberlyand, I care about what you say and not about your vagina.

    ...

    Now will you fuck me?
  48. bradar Perfect, and relevant

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    Apr 10, 2005
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    Brisbane, QLD, Australia
    If I were you, I'd fuck him.
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  49. Al The Killer Junior Member

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    Feb 26, 2012
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    Because if a guy wants sex all the time, he is a sexual deviant who sees woman as objects.
  50. King Prawn Shaft Master

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    Jun 1, 2004
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    Location:
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    So my boyfriend tells me " that girl ur on the sofa wiv.... She rejected me now I'm wiv u" lol hillairious lol xXx
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