I'm running a test to see who's reading my posts. So, if you read this, leave me a one-word comment about your day. Only one word please. Then copy this to your wall so I can leave a word for you. Don't just post a word and not copy - that's not as much fun!
don't know if anyone else will find this as funny as I do but: If you or anyone know of a friend who works at Google, in particular in the mobile communications segment, I'd like to personally buy you lunch or dinner to casually discuss business. The acquisition of Motorola Mobility and recent hiring of Simon Prakash (one of Apple's senior directors) help support my speculation that Google is spearheading a motion to immediately venture into the development of mobile, cellular devices. Nevertheless, if Google intends to test their newly designed mobile devices, I highly suggest going to National Instruments for validating the functionalities of such devices including the automated testing of RF parametric measurements (eg. 3G, LTE, 802.11). Remember, every second elapsed in the process of testing cellular phones in manufacturing is equivalent to thousands of dollars lost. National Instruments is the leader of modular instrumentation, and I have no doubt that our systems will provide decreased test times while maintaining test validity in contrast to our competitors. Moreover, modular instrumentation coupled with high performance/bandwidth PXIe controllers and FPGAs will certainly provide a high-throughput automated testing solution. I firmly believe that my company possesses talents, skills, and IP for developing systems that will meet or exceed expectations. This guy is an entry-level engineer at National Instruments and thinks he's going to get in on the ground floor negotiating a collaboration between "his company" and Google. Some guy commented saying it was probably a good idea to let corporate handle this sort of thing instead of a facebook post and/or lunch between low-ranking employees. The guy responded requesting the other guy remove his comment because it undermined his status. The other guy said fine, good luck. I just said "lol."
every day i watch as my friends faid away. but im the 1 that stays away frm um so i can get my life bac in order. no grlfriends no phone calls and no seein anybody inless it's at work! wear im to busy to even really pay atention srry too say it but im glad for this! faid frm um bac grlfriends seein inless wear to busy atention srry too say it
Commercials are such bullshit. Every single time I see or hear an advertisement, I get pissed. All trying to pick at your emotions so you can buy their stupid products. Like those dumbass car commercials with piano sonatas playing, telling you about a fake family with a fake story. Psycho-manipulative greedy-ass bullshit. Everything feels so fake these days.
Woah, just had a crazy discussion with my parents about the apocalypse, god, why humans have free will, why things are the way they are. And it all started with me playing Modern Warfare 2 0_0
Uh, I don't think any respectable doctor would actually have tattoos like that. I think we're getting tricked.
A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being call...ed in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call ASAP, changed his clothes and went directly to the surgery block. He found the boy’s father going and coming in the hall waiting for the doctor. Once seeing him, the dad yelled: “Why did you take all this time to come? Don’t you know that my son’s life is in danger? Don’t you have the sense of responsibility?” The doctor smiled and said: “I am sorry, I wasn’t in the hospital and I came the fastest I could after receiving the call…… And now, I wish you’d calm down so that I can do my work” “Calm down?! What if your son was in this room right now, would you calm down? If your own son dies now what will you do??” said the father angrily The doctor smiled again and replied: “I will say what Job said in the Holy Bible “From dust we came and to dust we return, blessed be the name of God”. Doctors cannot prolong lives. Go and intercede for your son, we will do our best by God’s grace” “Giving advice when we’re not concerned is so easy” Murmured the father. The surgery took some hours after which the doctor went out happy, “Thank God! Your son is saved!” And without waiting for the father’s reply he carried on his way running. “If you have any question, ask the nurse!!” “Why is he so arrogant? He couldn’t wait some minutes so that I ask about my son’s state” Commented the father when seeing the nurse minutes after the doctor left. The nurse answered, tears coming down her face: “His son died yesterday in a road accident, he was in the burial when we called him for your son’s surgery. And now that he saved your son’s life, he left running to finish his son’s burial.” NEVER JUDGE ANYONE because you never know how their life is and as to what is happening or what they’re going through. #REPOST.
Very true; no doctor has ever done anything to make anyone live longer than they otherwise would have. Also, call...ed. Go on, Ed is waiting for your call.
Im starting a new band that will be more Christcore meaning Christian grindcore so if anyone want to be in a Christcore band and play guitar, bass, and drums and have your own equipment let me know by commenting or message me and if you know people that want to be in a Christcore band let me know
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The word university is derived from the Latin universitas magistrorum et scholarium, which roughly means "community of teachers and scholars." fuck
i too find it disagreeable that whitney houston receives more post-mortem attention than a genus which includes several fish species in the Cichlidae family.
It will always feel weird to me to read "innovate" as a past tense verb. It sounds like marketing doublespeak.
