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  1. Mike You Won't Get With Me Tonight

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    Most musicians use my in that manner. Let's take a deep breath, Dave.
  2. epicpwn lol Mike Portnoy

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    Hey MP, you want 2 CDs?

    SEE DEEZ NUTZ!!

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    memes
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  4. Kramerica Industries That guy

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    You're trying too hard.
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  7. perpetual change In the parking lot just sitting in his car

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    This thread has just become a place where people who like poking fun of MP go to get that tiny boost of estrogen obtained from saying things about celebrities on the internet.
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  8. NikTh Do you know the way out?

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    petition to have this awful thread locked

    signed
  9. matt Member

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    Not I. Just wait till he says something dumb again... it will get back to it's former glory.
  10. lalakekela xoxo

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    ...glory?
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  11. Skyblazer In Your Ass level 5 Laser Lotus

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  12. Hex drew you w my computer

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    BEES?!
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  13. Hex drew you w my computer

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    please someone get that reference i need me some likes
  14. lalakekela xoxo

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  15. epicpwn lol Mike Portnoy

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    Whatever, bro
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  16. Intension ティンにゃんこ

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    Looking back, I'm so glad this thread existed in the first place.
  17. Physcosane muthafuckin'

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    Is MP.com down?
  18. lalakekela xoxo

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  19. Intension ティンにゃんこ

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    Nope.
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  20. eternal_dreamer awevo

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  21. Physcosane muthafuckin'

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    Blabbermouth headline: "Mike Portnoy can't pay his bills anymore."
  22. eternal_dreamer awevo

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    or maybe he had a breakdown
  23. Chrissalix Is a table

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    ITT: people complaining about this thread.
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  24. Physcosane muthafuckin'

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    >has 5 posts on last page of thread
    >posts "who gives a shit" gif
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  26. fluorescent Slum/Vampire Lord

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    LOL MIKE PORNTOY

    GET IT HE PUTS DILDOS IN HIS ASS CUZ HES GAY!!!!!
  27. Tobi Junior Member

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    HAHA I GET IT NOW!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE GAY TO DO IT THOUGH.. RIGHT HEHE?!?!?!
  28. Disappear idot

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    it is former glory
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  30. Disappear idot

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    He's right, except they're probably more like 26.
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  31. Spaceman RIP Christmas Dog

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    They don't allow you to have bees in here.
  32. Ploum Junior Membre

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    I can find the beauty in JELLYFISH and U2 just as much as OPETH and LAMB OF GOD, just as much as I can with RUSH and YES.

    I know withAVENGED SEVENFOLD, they didn't like the social media. Once I was touring with them I wasn't going to just cut off my fan base because I was playing in a band that wasn't very open.

    But it's always the one that makes me fucking insane and crazy as oppose to the ninety nine that are saying great things.

  33. Scherz Junior Member

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    This guy is just showing more and more evidence of narcissistic personality disorder.
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  34. Bagelstein High Exalted Mystic Führer

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    I think we have this thread to thank (blame?) for about 75% of all new 5/8 users in the past year.
  35. Russellmaniakw Junior Member

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    In my case, I wanted to discuss ADTOE before it was released and couldn't stand the fascist embargo on leak discussion on DTF so I came over here. I imagine it was the same for a lot of people...came for the ADTOE, stayed for the lol Mike Portnoy
  36. Bagelstein High Exalted Mystic Führer

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    It's ok, I joined due to The Count of Tuscany thread which was the lolMikePortnoy of BC&SL.
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  37. Taco Tuesday Help Me Come Alive

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  38. Zuthulu Hi there!

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    no he doesn't, make sure you know how to read and interpret...
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    lolPortnoy said:
    "I just don't see the need for the negative, mean responses. There's no need for that. If you don't like it, move on. If it's not your cup of tea, then just move on."

    That's pretty rich coming from the guy who said this about his bandmate of 25+ years:
    "Check out the first song on [John Petrucci's] fave album of the year…. WOW, the arrangement and orchestration sounds awfully familiar!! Surely it must be an intentional 'nugget' for the fans… It couldn't possibly be blatant formula plagiarism, now could it…?? I just have to laugh…Hey…I'm not trying to start a war…. and I am indeed totally in a happy place in my life and career… I'm just merely making an observation and posting openly on my own forum like I always have and always will… If anybody ELSE wants to blow this up, it's their choice and doing…not mine! And PS – to defend music that I co-wrote/arranged (that were cited previously in this thread), there's a difference between 'inspiration corner'/'copping a certain vibe' and blatantly re-writing an existing song or formula section by section…"
  40. Shmev Junior Member

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    Expecting Portnoy to practice what he preaches isn't realistic.

    And that is really sad that he lets 1 criticism out of 100 get to him. Talk about a glass half empty guy. With that attitude, he'll never be happy. He talked about how happy he is when he turns the computer off and lives his life: maybe he should look out for just himself and do that. It might help with his mental health. Really.
  41. Rockettmeister Massive Irish Member

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    Maybe he should just fuck off and quit being such a goddamn baby
  42. fluorescent Slum/Vampire Lord

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    fuckin' portnoy eh
  43. Mabowe Junior Member

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    Yeah, it is REALLY hard to get past that comment he made. Just SO dumb, no matter what state of mind you are in. Nail in the coffin as far as him returning to DT with that one.
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  44. Taco Tuesday Help Me Come Alive

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    He says over and over that he lets Internet criticism get to him way more than he should, and that he'll never stop being sensitive about it.

    How many people ITT would actually say their posts verbatim to his face? Keep in mind, this is coming from someone who wrote an extremely long diatribe about how much I hate MP. That interview was the first time he seemed reasonable instead of having double-speak about how DT was only good with him in it.
  45. ResultsMayVary Get Out of Here

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    MP is a fucking idiot. Anyone surprised by this or is expecting something rational to come from MP is also an idiot.
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    "Sometimes you've got to be wrong, and learn from mistakes. I live with serenity now, not self-righteous hate."

    lol Mike Portnoy
  47. PIMP B GET SILLY

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    isn't the whole ripping off other bands thing what mp did for a long ass time in dt, particularly Muse on the octavarium album?
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  48. Lwol Junior Member

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    Twelve lol-steps to total douchery


    - Shattering the Stale Prison

    I) You're tired of obsessively controling and
    commanding all aspects of your band. Everyone
    knows - cause hey, you told them! - that you
    sistematically get your bandmates tired of
    yourself and your jerk way to get things done
    always as YOU please.

    And then some great day you ask your band
    for a break cause in-band relationships have
    gone stale.

    lol MP

    II) You tell everyone your new all-star 1st place
    charting band had nothing to do with your
    decision.

    But then you say in every single interview
    that hangin with guys from other bands made
    you realize that your own 25 year "that's
    my baby booh booh band" were going stale...

    lol MP

    III) While the heat is still up, you start liking
    comments on facebook that say a lot of shit
    about your former 25 year band mates, besides all your
    "I'm happily moving on" "100% positive" speech...

    lol MP

    - Breaked my own Ass and Balls

    IV) Your new "super duper non-stale fella gang"
    that you were hoping would someday give you a
    nice "teeny weeny" enraged band nickname kick
    you in the butt...

    lol MP

    V) After leaving your main band and being kicked
    of your new main band, you put away three months
    of douchery comments and negative statements and
    come back crying like a baby to the "stale I need
    5 years of pause" former band... please accept me
    back again, like nothing had ever hapenned

    lol MP

    VI) After having the door shut right in your face,
    you say that you did it for the fans, even
    the mineral world knowing that in general you never
    served the fans but served yourself of them to inflate
    your own ego as well as creating the nicest image of
    yourself and your band as possible

    lol MP

    - A Shitstorm to remember

    VII) You back up a fundametalistic fan version where
    your former band copied ALL song structures from their
    biggest classic, like that was the biggest deal ever

    You didn't even see it coming that everyone would
    know how insecure and jealous you feel by implying
    your old mates were trying to rewrite the past time
    without you or some crazy shit like that

    Topics gets debated like hell, most people agree
    ass ball licking fan is a douche, chart copying thing
    is a total bullshit nonsense of a debate

    And you back the little douche again saying the
    debate was underrated by the fans

    lol MP

    VIII) Another fan states similarities between a new
    song from the former band's new album and another
    song of the #1 best album from former fellow
    guitarist...

    You accuse him of blatant plagiarism

    Everyone points the finger in your face telling you
    it's nothing compared to when you were in the band

    lol MP

    IX) Adrenaline Mob's EP...

    lol MP

    - This dying reason

    X) In the 1st aniversary of the main douche move,
    former Avenged fella gives an interview that
    totally ruins your version of the 25 year baby band
    break-up, backing up you old band mates version
    where A7x especially contributed for your decision
    to leave the band, since you thought they would
    make you their new drummer

    And your(probably?) ball munching sister made you
    look ever worse cause "there were 1000 proofs of
    mike's version" and every worm that comes out this
    womb denies your version of the whole process

    You ruined your chances in both bands when you had
    it all in your sticks, and both points of view
    contradicts you

    lol MP

    XI) Your new attempt to grab the limelight in the
    music industry is a band that incarnates the example
    of everything 40yo over the top Prog musicians
    should never do in their careers

    And again, in all band interviews everyone looks
    stale as you are the only one talking and saying
    things like you are the mastermind behind it all...

    Behind one of the shitiest bands most people ever
    heard, even those who are not Hardcore Prog fans

    lol MP

    XII) Now you're living a shit life full of negativity
    because you care more about what the 0,5% 13yo
    basement teen trolls says about you then what the
    other 99% fundamentalist "MP could do my mom in
    the ass awesome!" legion tells ya...

    And now everyone thinks you can't even shut down
    a motha fuckin psychomputer and find better things to
    do than search the deeper depths of the Web for
    every negative comment about you

    lol MP
  49. Physcosane muthafuckin'

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    tl;dr

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  50. Asteroid steve.jpg

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    I don't report posts, but I had to make an exception this time. I hope you die, Lwol.
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