lol Mike Portnoy

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  1. Ploum Junior Membre

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    That's some Harlem Globetrotters posting
    Ploum, Mar 21, 2012
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  2. DopeTh Junior Member

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    DopeTh, Mar 21, 2012
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  3. Quadrochosis Endorsed by Bacong

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    biggest.

    tool.

    ever.
    Quadrochosis, Mar 22, 2012
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  4. perpetual change In the parking lot just sitting in his car

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    MP finally admitted that Undaunted is his "fuck you" to the fans. Well, now we can put it besides Never Enough in the "MP's crybaby songs no-one likes" category!
    perpetual change, Mar 22, 2012
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  5. InFlames235 Junior Member

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    You wannabe!
    InFlames235, Mar 22, 2012
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  6. Physcosane muthafuckin'

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    You negative troll.
    Physcosane, Mar 22, 2012
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  7. InFlames235 Junior Member

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    You person who didn't google the lyrics to Undaunted because hearing it is just too painful but you wanna see how it's a fuck you to fans only to discover the hilariously bad lyrics that repeat you wannabe every 10 seconds and make you forget all sense of grammar and run on sentences.
    InFlames235, Mar 22, 2012
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  8. Physcosane muthafuckin'

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    Listen what I say
    The fear inside of me
    I stand undaunted
    You gonna see
    I am undaunted


    It still boggles my mind that a dude in his forties wrote this shit.
    Physcosane, Mar 22, 2012
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  9. Skyblazer In Your Ass level 5 Laser Lotus

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    VROOM VROOM!
    Skyblazer In Your Ass, Mar 22, 2012
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  10. anApeMan that's what they say I am

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    so do we know who wrote lyrics for which songs?
    anApeMan, Mar 22, 2012
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  11. gilpdawg Junior Member

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    My brand new floor is undaunted..
    Because everything is never enough when you're psychosane
    gilpdawg, Mar 22, 2012
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  12. epicpwn lol Mike Portnoy

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    "I've done so many projects through the years that were rooted in prog, it's refreshing to have something that's not rooted in prog at all. It's rooted in songs and hooks and riffs..."

    In the time it took him to say that, JP's pinky composed 5 riffs that are better than anything on Omerta
    epicpwn, Mar 22, 2012
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  13. TheConductor Proud owner of a Kurt Russell Terrier

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    Don't forget pick slides since 90% of the songs are rooted in those.
    TheConductor, Mar 22, 2012
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  14. perpetual change In the parking lot just sitting in his car

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    I can't wait till I see an interview with Adrenaline Mob where MP isn't present.
    perpetual change, Mar 22, 2012
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  15. Physcosane muthafuckin'

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    Why is the drummer doing all the talking? The frontman of the band is sitting right next to him.

    Oh wait, it's Portnoy...
    Physcosane, Mar 22, 2012
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  16. Saber Blessed Visionary

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    a what now?
    Saber, Mar 22, 2012
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  17. Disappear idot

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    A Douche Beside Itself
    Disappear, Mar 22, 2012
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  18. IllusionInc Smug Daddy

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    A Mike Behaving Selfishly
    IllusionInc, Mar 22, 2012
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  19. kirksnosehair Disappeared into my Nostrils

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    kirksnosehair, Mar 22, 2012
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  20. PatrolBoat1 me irl

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    KILL!
    PatrolBoat1, Mar 22, 2012
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  21. Physcosane muthafuckin'

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    This is so absurdly random, it's amazing. If they weren't so damned serious about this record, it would be a pretty good parody of this shitty genre.
    Physcosane, Mar 22, 2012
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  22. Klonere lord pretty flacko bitch I behead people

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    i laugh when people say a band or artist sucks and has no talent when fact of the matter is they just aren't what your interested in. that's called being shallow and closed minded. i for one love disturbed and still think this is great music.
    Klonere, Mar 22, 2012
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  23. shapeup Junior Member

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    So, all music is good then?
    shapeup, Mar 22, 2012
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  24. Chroma Fupa

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    Chroma, Mar 22, 2012
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  25. Physcosane muthafuckin'

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    40+ year olds, dude.
    Physcosane, Mar 22, 2012
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  26. Russellmaniakw Junior Member

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    It's so ironic b/c those lyrics are a perfect example of what a metal wannabe MP is
    Russellmaniakw, Mar 22, 2012
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  27. Disappear idot

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    Disappear, Mar 22, 2012
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  28. u mad bro? Junior Member

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    u mad bro?, Mar 22, 2012
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  29. epicpwn lol Mike Portnoy

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    Omertà: "IIIIIIII staaaaand unwanted!"
    epicpwn, Mar 22, 2012
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  30. Kahless doesn't get 5/8

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    Kahless, Mar 22, 2012
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  31. starslight I think his magic might be real

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    [IMG]
    starslight, Mar 22, 2012
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  32. Mike You Won't Get With Me Tonight

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    wow, that's racist
    Mike, Mar 22, 2012
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  33. DopeTh Junior Member

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    DopeTh, Mar 22, 2012
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  34. InFlames235 Junior Member

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    *crickets*
    InFlames235, Mar 22, 2012
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  35. perpetual change In the parking lot just sitting in his car

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    Every time I watch something involving AMOB, I remember all the things that annoy me and have annoyed me about Mike throughout the years. Every time I watch something regarding Flying Colors, I remember all the reasons why I liked him originally.
    perpetual change, Mar 22, 2012
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  36. Mike You Won't Get With Me Tonight

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    touche'
    Mike, Mar 22, 2012
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  37. Kramerica Industries That guy

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    MP's lyrics for Undaunted are so painfully ironic it hurts to read them. If he truly felt as undaunted as his sophomoric lyrics suggest then he wouldn't need to attack "the haters" through them.
    Kramerica Industries, Mar 22, 2012
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  38. Brooks jumpingduck.jpg

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    Avatar quote.
    Brooks, Mar 22, 2012
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  39. Physcosane muthafuckin'

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    Omerta' nugget.
    Physcosane, Mar 23, 2012
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  40. Ploum Junior Membre

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    You're writing sucks; hope you get a good laugh out of this one :glee
    Ploum, Mar 23, 2012
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  41. Chroma Fupa

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    Why anyone would buy that drumming dvd is beyond me.
    Chroma, Mar 23, 2012
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  42. epicpwn lol Mike Portnoy

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    1:39 "I move away from the mic to breathe in"

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    epicpwn, Mar 23, 2012
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  43. Mike You Won't Get With Me Tonight

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    Be honest: how many of you people bought one of those stupid drumming dvds?
    Mike, Mar 23, 2012
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  44. nikatapi Junior Member

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    I pirated many of them. And i'm not a drummer.
    nikatapi, Mar 23, 2012
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  45. perpetual change In the parking lot just sitting in his car

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    Never. Thought about it when I saw one in a store once, though.
    perpetual change, Mar 23, 2012
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  46. sdfdsv Junior Member

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    lolmp
    sdfdsv, Mar 23, 2012
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  47. perpetual change In the parking lot just sitting in his car

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    613,400 of MP's facebook friends are negative trolls.
    perpetual change, Mar 23, 2012
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  48. Asteroid steve.jpg

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    goddamn pathetic piece of shit
    Asteroid, Mar 23, 2012
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  49. ResultsMayVary Get Out of Here

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    Something tells me that he is starting to realize what a huge flop AMOB is. This is definitely the first stage, if that's true.
    ResultsMayVary, Mar 23, 2012
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  50. epicpwn lol Mike Portnoy

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    Most of them are just foLOLowers
    epicpwn, Mar 24, 2012
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