lol Mike Portnoy

Discussion in 'Music Discussion' started by nikatapi, Jul 16, 2011.

  1. Chroma Fupa

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  2. Ploum Junior Membre

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    That dude is trying way too hard
  3. Physcosane Muthafuckin'

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    lol 5 followers
  4. Dave Junior Member

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    Bet that guy is a relatively new member here.
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  5. mits5k Junior's Member

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    This belongs in Female Facebook Statuses.
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  6. Kimberlyand oh, okay.

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    Joke was already made.

  7. mits5k Junior's Member

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    Sorry for not inferring the meaning of an ambiguous post that I didn't see. It shan't happen again.
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  8. Dave240481 Junior Member

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    For those of you unable to use the MP forum but are keen to know Mike is up to, I'll give the gist of his last few tweets posted to his site: he wishes it to be known that he's done some 3D/HD updates to his home theater. That's first. In the next tweet, he wants you to know that "in addition to upgrading my home theater to 3D/HD/BluRay, I've added the new Premier Elite to my TiVo army". That's second.

    Oh, and if anyone wants a free copy of the AMOB EP (the one for which there were almost no copies left a month ago and was our last chance to buy one), you should sign up to the AMOB newsletter.

    That's about it.
  9. IllusionInc Smug Daddy

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    Maybe Mike's being subsidized by the government for putting out shitty music.
  10. Disappear doesn't use Facebook

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    You couldn't pay me to give me a free copy of the AMOB EP.
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  11. NikTh Do you know the way out?

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    I dunno, I can never turn down a perfectly good coaster.
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  12. epicpwn I don't like Awake

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    ARMY, MOB, WARRIORS. Everything must be embellished!
  13. Physcosane Muthafuckin'

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    Reminded me of this story:
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  14. Metal Warrior WAY beyond metal

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    yeah, and this impostor too:

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  15. InFlames235 Junior Member

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    How were so many fooled by that? He looks nothing like Portnoy. Idiots.
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    MikePortnoy: Watching today's Independent Spirit Awards...although I do like the Oscars too (unlike the Grammys), the Spirits represent most of my favs


    lol MP
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  17. RororoMITOL METAL - tra-la-la-la-la

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  19. Jamesman u knw it grl

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    What if someone else was paid to give it to you?
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    I'd feel bad for that person because MP probably paid them minimum jew-wage.
  21. buchkoba00 poop

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    Of course he has to say something about not liking the Grammys since DT was nominated this year. What an ass.
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    Just heard "Come Undone" by AMOB. "This track is just...RIDICULOUS!" as MP says. Really, Mike? Really? It's fucking generic garbage. I know it's a cover, but it's still instantly forgettable. What the hell has happened to the guy's sense of taste and musical discrimination. I understand he's trying to hype his new band and build it up from the ground, but he must realize that sooner or later people are actually gonna hear this musical turd, remember his words, and think: "What the fuck were you talking about? You're the guy who played a part in Images and Words, Awake, Scenes, Six Degrees, etc...THIS is what you now consider to be mind-blowing music?"
  24. Skyblazer In Your Ass level 5 Laser Lotus

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    yeah, you tell him man.
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    Sounds pretty decent!

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  26. Brooks jumpingduck.jpg

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    WAT AM I LISENING TOO>!
  27. joeshabadoo He Can Into Space

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    legitimately laughing out loud at that
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    You might wonder what the microphone is for. Unfortunately it's not for "muthafuckin psychosane."

    Also, the green screen is already there so someone should put the rest of the band in the background.
  29. Jamesman u knw it grl

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    Great avatar quote!


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    Just heard "Come Undone" by AMOB. "This track is just...RIDICULOUS!" as MP says. Really, Mike? Really? It's fucking generic garbage. I know it's a cover, but it's still instantly forgettable. What the hell has happened to the guy's sense of taste and musical discrimination. I understand he's trying to hype his new band and build it up from the ground, but he must realize that sooner or later people are actually gonna hear this musical turd, remember his words, and think: "What the fuck were you talking about? You're the guy who played a part in Images and Words, Awake, Scenes, Six Degrees, etc...THIS is what you now consider to be mind-blowing music?"
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  32. NikTh Do you know the way out?

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    I know it's the new big thing amongst blabberheads to sling shit at these guys now,
    but I dig what I've heard from Adrenaline Mob so far!
    Looking forward to the CD!

    \m/
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  33. Physcosane Muthafuckin'

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    I really like how he keeps pandering to the metal crowd by rehashing all the lame clichés about progressive music. Yeah, right, you totally need a calculator to enjoy MP's earlier bands and projects. However, the best thing about the interview was how it kept saying "Dream Theatre", yet the author somehow managed not to write "Flying Colours".
  34. StarEye Junior Member

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    Flying Colours is not prog.

    EDIT: oops, I just got it. *swoosh*

    /selfowned
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  36. Zook 5/8 VIP

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    I can't listen to Drem Thatre unless I have my T-89 super calculator with Mario installed on it.
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  38. Zook 5/8 VIP

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    Oh, you saw that did you?
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    "Really the challenge for me was the anticipation and expectations of my existing fan base who are kind of expecting something to be very progressive, whereas in this case it is a very different style from what I used to do in DREAM THEATER. That has been the challenge so far, getting people to put there pre-conceptions aside and listen to this for what it is."

    My God, he is either completely clueless or stubbornly naive. He keeps talking like his fans are not digging AM because they want progressive stuff, or because they have preconceived notions of what kind of music he should be playing. when in reality people are not liking it because it is not good music.
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  40. IllusionInc Smug Daddy

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    I'm thinking 30-70.
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  41. NikTh Do you know the way out?

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    Shmev, you are so narrow minded - just because something isn't prog, doesn't mean that it's 'not good music'.
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    lol
  43. Shmev Junior Member

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    Give me prog, or give me death. lol
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  45. epicpwn I don't like Awake

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    Portnoy needed a calculator; Mangini does it in his head.
  46. epicpwn I don't like Awake

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    Scratch that. Mangini counts it out on an abacus with one hand while drumming with the other.
  47. Disappear doesn't use Facebook

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    PROG FANS DO IT IN 9/8! :smokin
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  48. DaGlassPrisoner DisMember

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    there pre-conceptions
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  50. Ploum Junior Membre

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    I'd love to hear him explain how a calculator can help people enjoy music.
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