I went to the question evolution website and now I feel sad. I don't want to share a world with this.
it gives me some comfort to think that someday the descendants of these idiots will look back with embarrassment at the stupidity and bigotry of their great-great-great-grandparents, and thus the persons responsible for these movements will be forever immortalized as morons
fucking christ an antidote to their lunacy: http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2011/06/dear_emma_b.php
infantile ad hominems abound http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_Conservapedia's_reply_to_atheist_Penn_Jillette
why homeschoolers are so fucked up: http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/editorials/2011-06-27-Violent-videos-warp-young-minds_n.htm
Schlafly's argument falls apart when you take into account that millions of us played violent video games as kids and there are not bodies everywhere.
Yep. I did nothing but play Doom all day when I was 7 years old, and yet I am objectively morally superior to Andy Schlafly today. Also, if Obama decided to take action to make violent videogames illegal, Schlafly would be the first to attack Obama for taking unconstitutional actions.
Good news everyone, someone has actually gone through the effort of compiling Schlafly's Stupidity Greatest Hits: http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Conservapedia:Andrew_Schlafly's_greatest_insights
If only there was a word for the best of the public. omg reading more. fuck this guy. (really, kill him.)
The general consensus at RationalWiki, who have analyzed the situation very thoroughly, is that Andrew Schlafly's opposition to Einstein's theory of relativity is because he (moronically) thinks that it somehow validates moral relativism, which he is staunchly against. In other words, because moral relativism and relativity both contain the r-word, black holes must be a liberal conspiracy to push their agenda!
http://conservapedia.com/Conservapedia_proven_right http://conservapedia.com/Poe's_law Relevant, and perfect.
we are seriously doomed guys. you know how all the smart people will be like "WOW this situation/planet is fucked, no way i'm subjecting my children to this torture", but all the dumb people will keep breeding? how do we overcome that?
Convert all dumb people to a new religion where celibacy is required for all members, and violating this rule is punishable by immediate death or sterilization.
oh how I missed this thread http://conservapedia.com/Essay:_Militant_atheism_and_short_man's_syndrome
lol, it doesn't really go up in Europe though.. the shorter the nation the more Christian they are (Italy, Greece etc vs Sweden, the Netherlands etc) edit: lol
Well yeah. The United States are one both one of the most religious secular, western nations, and also one of the most obese, but that doesn't stop them from making the 'atheism leads to obesity' argument. Idiocy is a conservapedia sysops specialty.
10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming a lonely atheist nerd 1. When you are at your girlfriend's house, you cannot stop scowling at her mother's pictures of Jesus (Please see: The atheist and evolutionist helpline). 2. You own more pocket protectors than shirts. 3. You tell your girlfriend that she is merely a result of blind random natural forces and there is nothing particularly special about her. Of course, this lets her know that you are an insensitive liar and she starts crying (see: Atheism and deception). 4. You spend countless hours arguing with your girlfriend on the true definition of atheism and insist you are not diluting the definition of atheism given in most encyclopedias of philosophy. 5. You fly into an uncontrollable rage when your girlfriend brings up shockofgod's question. 6. After your last girlfriend dumped you, you reminded yourself that you still have a lot of atheist subscribers at your YouTube atheism channel and your Reddit atheist friend list is quite large. In addition, your mother no longer believes you are going to get married. 7. You try to convince every woman you meet to visit atheists' websites. You do this because you are mad at Conservapedia for pointing out that the web traffic tracking companies Alexa and Quantcast indicate that a majority of web visitors to prominent atheists' websites are males (Please see: Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women). 8. You think Richard Dawkins has machismo or try to debate Conservapedians on the true definition of the word machismo despite the definitions the Merriam Webster dictionary offers. 9. American atheists are significantly less likely to get married than the general population.[1] When you had problems finding a wife, you refused to consider the possibility that you could be the problem and instead blamed it on womankind. 10. Your girlfriend tells you that there needs to be better communication between you two so you buy her a Star Trek USB Communicator that will allow you two to "Stay connected Starfleet style" via Skype and IM programs.[2] You also suggest that you and your girlfriend work on Wikipedia articles together. Wikipedia, which was co-founded by the atheist Jimmy Wales, has an atheist nerd infestation problem and this indisputable fact will be alluded to shortly through an impeccable source. Hint concerning the impeccable source: his song is THE definitive song on nerds and nerd behavior.
Here's a rational wiki article on the dude that writes all this shit: http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Conservapedia:Conservative And just for fun: http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Conservapedia:Debating_Kendoll
more than that, i want them to somehow die in a way where it becomes blindingly clear that there is no afterlife
athletic: Tim Tebow's completion of ten passes for 316 yards, at 31.6 yards per competition, in his stunning playoff victory against the Pittsburgh Steelers, echoed his promotion of John 3:16. Best
Not are if this is how the Internet works, but I try to avoid sites like Conservapedia because me going to their page may benefit them despite the fact I'm going there for face palming.
Actually, you're costing them precious bandwidth every time you go to their site. As long as they're not ad-supported (which I don't think Conservapedia is), visit all you like!
http://www.conservapedia.com/E=mc² god there is so much bullshit on that page it's giving me a headache
