For all you astrophysicists: mind = blown Here is the rigorous paper that shows this: http://www.holycrossmonastery.org/articles/science/universe.htm
A lot of them are the home-school kids the creator of the site is teaching some social studies class to.
That site is a combination of trolls and people retarded enough to think the trolls are being serious.
Conservapedia unknowingly own themselves on their own website: http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia:Lenski_dialog
YouTube - Conservapedia And my favorite: [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gXYX3AcpJU"]YouTube- Earliest Ancestors[/ame] ROCK POOP
Hey guys, I may have found a well of human stupidity that may just delve even deeper into the realms of retardation: http://www.creationwiki.org/Main_Page
I mean, I don't even care about Che, beyond finding the way his image has fueled consumer capitalism hilarious, but this is just...amazing.
Inspired by chrono's antics, I found this little gem: yo dawg i herd you like logical fallacies so we put ad hoc hypotheses in your example ad hominem fallacies so you can dumb while you dumb.
According to Conservapedia, one leftist atheist is responsible for Obama winning the presidency and causing the 2008 financial crisis, and so predictably is also an anti-Semitic, terrorist-supporting, drug-smoking, commie. http://conservapedia.com/George_Soros
I love how these guys don't even attempt to be witty: http://www.conservapedia.com/images/2/2b/WToon21.JPG
It's a fact that both trolls and conservatives write stuff on Conservapedia. It's a fact that most of the time you can't tell them apart, and they themselves can't either. The question is whether the trolls are more, or the conservatives. Trolls have contributes to this article. I'm kinda disappointed that they are too obvious.
Hi, I found this project after searching online for information about Dawkins, and when I saw your mention of Dawkins being a clown it reminded me of a little song me and some of the guys at church wrote last year! We wrote it on guitar and piano, but if any musicians out there would like to try their own arrangements, I'd love to hear them. How about a competetion with people uploading their versions here? Anyway, here are the words and chords: Verse 1 (C)Most of us enjoy to rejoice in Christ (G)To open our hearts to Him and enjoy life (C)But some seem to hate God, and hate Christians too (F)Atheists ignore the Bible, (G)ignore that it's true! Chorus (C)Like Dawkins, the man is a (G)clown (C)Oh Dawkins, you do make us (G)frown (F)You promote your nonsense (C)and defend Hitler's crimes (G)But we reject you, and your (C)hate-filled types! Verse 2 Evolution theories of accidental life With still no evidence, your theory's in strife Monkeys to men, but no transitional forms Give up on your worldview, and take Jesus' call! Repeat Chorus I would like to contribute as much as possible to this project (as you can tell I don't support Dawkins and his views!), what are the top priorities? DavidLister 17:22, 12 May 2010 (EDT)
I love how, in trying to prove that the moon's recession rate proves the young-earth hypothesis, they assume that the rate of recession has been constant since the moon's creation, and that the moon initially formed at the closest possible point to the Earth for it to have formed, both incredibly bold assumptions that heavily bias the math in their favor I actually googled the moon's recession rate in hopes of finding some figures provided by non-retarded sources, and so far 4 pages of results in and its only creationist bullshit Who would've thought the moon is such a controversial issue. Also,
Apparently, not only are 'atheistic' theories for the origin of the moon not falsifiable, but they have also been proven to be wrong:
Fine. As far as I'm concerned the existence of God is not falsifiable and it has been unreservedly and irrefutably proven that he doesn't exist.
Uhhhhhhh I thought the Nazis made abortions illegal when they rose to power... ? http://www.conservapedia.com/Abortion_and_Adolf_Hitler Looks like conservapediatards are trying to make the argument that the genocide against various groups they carried out is basically the equivalent of 90th trimester abortions.
Hitler loved gun control Liberals love gun control Liberals love Hitler Hitler was white Liberals are white America hates America
Assuming this is sung about liberals, does the famous "You're No Good" qualify as one of our Greatest Conservative Songs? "Feeling better now that we're through Feeling better 'cause I'm over you I learned my lesson, it left a scar Now I see how you really are You're no good You're no good You're no good Baby you're no good ...." Conservative songs exist, and some are immensely popular. Here is our growing list: 1. "Wouldn't It Be Nice" by the Beach Boys. Pro-marriage. 2. "Have You Forgotten?" by Darryl Worley. Patriotic response to September 11, 2001 attacks.[1] 3. "Still the One" by Orleans (1976), is a tribute to fidelity in relationships. 4. "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd. A response to hippie culture. Defends Southerners from stereotyped attacks by liberal rocker Neil Young. 5. Lee Greenwood's rendition of Battle Hymn of the Republic. "As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free." 6. "My Love" by Petula Clark. Christian love in secular form. 7. "Starting All Over Again" by Petula Clark. Keep moving onward, even in the most difficult of times. 8. "Thank You My Lord" by Petula Clark. The title says it all. 9. "I Fought the Law (and the Law Won)". Its title says it all. The version by The Clash has a good tempo. 10. "Fast Car" by Tracy Chapman. Self-help, free market, division of labor, and a criticism of alcohol. 11. "You Can't Hurry Love (You Just Have to Wait)". Abstinence for rock fans. The versions by The Supremes and Phil Collins were popular. 12. "Pomp and Circumstance" (Land of Hope & Glory) By Freedom gain, by Truth maintain... 13. "Jerusalem" Don't let the sword sleep in the hand. 14. "Brothers In Arms" by Dire Straits. We're fools to make war on our brothers in arms. 15. "The Ascent of Stan" by Ben Folds. Tells the story of a former "textbook hippie man" who realizes that he has become everything that he was protesting against. 16. "Brick" by Ben Folds Five. Shows the regret involved in abortion. 17. "Alive" by P.O.D.: About being thankful for the gift of life. 18. "Gotta Serve Somebody" by Bob Dylan. "It may be the devil or it may be the Lord."[2] 19. "Stand By Your Man," by Tammy Wynette. Don't expect feminists to like that one! Or Hillary Clinton! 20. "Jesus Take The Wheel" by Carrie Underwood. A gospel-themed hit from the American Idol winner. 21. "Red Barchetta" by Rush. Tells the story of a future with excessive regulation, where even driving is illegal. 22. "You Light Up My Life" by Debbie Boone. One of the biggest hits ever, but liberals omit that this song is about Jesus. 23. "Father of Mine" by Everclear. A reminder of the importance of good parenting. Everclear singer Art Alexakis wrote much of his material from his own perspective of a troubled childhood. At the end of the song, Alexakis promises to be a better father than his own had been. 24. "Happiness is a Warm Gun" by The Beatles. It sure is. 25. "The Taxman" by The Beatles. George Harrison said, "Taxman was when I first realized that even though we had started earning money, we were actually giving most of it away in taxes." [3] 26. "Back in the U.S.A." by Chuck Berry. A patriotic song about missing life in the U.S.A. 27. "Government Cheese" by The Rainmakers. Humorous spoof of welfare. 28. "Angry Young Man" by Billy Joel. The doctrinaire leftist radical with "his fist in the air and his head in the sand" comes in for biting criticism. 29. "Gimme Back My Bullets" by Lynyrd Skynyrd. The name says it all. 30. "Let My People Go" by The Pursuit of Happiness. "How will you free us with your hate? How many heads will smash when you smash the state? You say march, I think I'll wait." An anti-protest song. 31. "Don't Let 'Em Take Your Gun" by Grand Funk Railroad. A father gives his son some sage advice. 32. "Something For Nothing" by Rush. "You can't get something for nothing, you can't have freedom for free." 33. "Neighborhood Bully" by Bob Dylan. Israel's right to exist and defend itself. 34. "Get It Right the First Time" by Louisiana's Le Roux. Wealthy Georgia politician is placed in high office and turns out to be a puppet with no ideas of his own. Released in 1980 when Jimmy Carter was up for re-election. 35. "Only The Young" by Journey. "The shadows of a golden age, a generation waits for dawn, the brave carry on, the bold and the strong". An anthem for the Reagan Generation. 36. "Yours Is No Disgrace" by Yes. Written to, and about, the troops headed for Vietnam. 37. "Fair Exchange" and "Sparks of the Tempest" by Kansas. Warnings about totalitarian governments who want to take away your freedom in the name of utopia. Also much of their early 80s material, which has Christian lyrics. 38. "In America" by the Charlie Daniels Band. Patriotism makes a comeback in response to the Iran hostage crisis and Soviet invasion of Afghanistan. 39. "Storm the Embassy" by the Stray Cats. Another conservative song about the Iran hostage crisis. 40. "We Must Take America Back" by Steve Vaus. Became an underground country music hit in 1992 after RCA dropped him and took the album out of print due to the political lyrics. 41. "Renegade" by Steppenwolf. John Kay's childhood escape from Communist East Germany. 42. "Capitalism" by Oingo Boingo. There's nothing wrong with free enterprise. 43. "Unborn Child" by Seals and Crofts. This pro-life song was a hit single in 1974, but for some reason gets left off the Seals and Crofts greatest hits albums. 44. "Bad Rap (Who You Tryin' To Kid, Kid?)" by Steve Taylor. Takes aim at LA and NY hipsters, the Village Voice, abortion, and "the left-wing band with their head in the sand". 45. "Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam. "Oh where oh where can my baby be; The Lord took her away from me; She's gone to heaven so I got to be good; So I can see my baby when I leave this world"[4] 46. "Love Me, I'm a Liberal" by Phil Ochs. Revealing Liberal hypocrisy for what it is. 47. "America USA" by [1]Joey Sudyka. Not very well known, perhaps, but a good patriotic song. 48. "Red White and Blue" by Lynyrd Skynyrd. 49. "Simple Man" by Charlie Daniels. A song about how drugs and poor politics are a result of people putting their bibles down. Also a strongly pro death penalty song. 50. "That Smell" by Lynyrd Skynyrd. A very strong anti-drug use song by Americas most prestigious southern rock band. 51. Virtually anything by Toby Keith, but especially "Courtesy of the Red, White & Blue (The Angry American)". 52. "Under God" by Pat Boone. 53. "Christmas Shoes" by NewSong - a Christmas song by a Christian band. 54. "God Bless the USA" by Lee Greenwood.[5] 55. "God Bless America" Words and music by Irving Berlin. 56. "No Opportunity Necessary, No Experience Needed" Yes ...I know your cross is heavier With every step Every step But I know a man who'd walk miles for you... 57. Supper'sReady Genesis There's an angel standing in the sun, and he's crying with a loud voice, "This is the supper of the mighty one", Lord of Lords, King of Kings, Has returned to lead his children home, To take them to the new Jerusalem. 58. "Your Love Is Extravagant" Casting Crowns 59. "What If His People Prayed" Casting Crowns 60. "King Without a Crown" by Matisyahu - A Hasidic Jew raps about God as the source of happiness and salvation from the things of this world: "If you're drowning in the waters and you can't stay afloat ask Hashem for mercy and He'll throw you a rope." 61. "Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver (and others). Celebrates Southern country landscape and traditions. 62. "Sin City" by the Flying Burrito Brothers. Attacks modern decadence and predicts divine punishment for sin. 63. "I Saw the Light" by Hank Williams (and numerous cover versions). Redemption from sin through faith. 64. "No Son of Mine" by Genesis. 65. "Don't Stop" (Thinking About Tomorrow) by Fleetwood Mac.[6] 66. "Lightning Crashes" by Live. The joy and significance of childbirth. 67. "Takin' Care of Business" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive. The work ethic and promoting self-employment. 68. "Cat's In The Cradle" by Harry Chapin. The importance of traditional families and responsible fatherhood. 69. "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" by Charlie Daniels. A deeper message here, as Daniels explains.
some of the moving and eloquent essays hosted by conservapedia: http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_The_overwhelming_proof_and_evidence_for_evolution http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_The_benefits_of_atheism http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_Proof_and_evidence_that_atheism_is_true
I'm pretty sure 95% of the stuff posted on Conservapedia is from trolls. Nobody can really be that stupid.
